Ideas for Navya merchandise :-) Updated. - Page 5

Can't stop laughing🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Excellent work. You have a very creative mind.

Usha I can't stop laughing!!🤣🤣 That has to be one of the most hilarious if not the most hilarious post I have ever read in this forum!! ROFL ROFL..🤣🤣
I so want the Anant and Navya dolls with all the enhancements and accessories..😃 My very own eye popping, kabhi sher kabhi chuha mandbuddhi doll..😆Hey bhaggu dukhi aatma wallpapers, baba's pravachan scrolls, and the best is Meeta the malfunctioning doll..🤣OMG you are hilarious, why don't you post more often??
Thanks for the laugh, needed it after the weird episode yesterday..Kya kya namune hai Navya ke extended family me..🤢

omg...kudos to ur imagination power
can't stop laughing🤣🤣
meetha mummy malfunctioning,wall papers🤣🤣🤣

Usha, 🤣 U have made one of the most hilaroius post , that I have read in a real long time. Right from the first merchandise to the last one, I would want it all. Dont ask me what I would do with anant and navyas dolls, that would be for my daughter. She adores both of them. Last nite, she went upto the tv, and told anant and navya, dont cry, when anant was reading the letter.😭 I hope the 1+1 offer still exists, coz I want one set for myself. U must be wondering, what I would do with udi baba;s cd, well gonna hunt for loop holes to give anant ideas for escaping and the two villan dolls, they r gonna hang on my door post, to ward off evil eyes, as no one will enter the area where these two exist.

🤣oh god...can't stop laughing🤣
Usha ma'am does ur Anant toy has the capability of scaling great heights like spiderman...without any lift...u see,I really have problems when my lift doesn't work😔...my doodh waala...paper waala etc hate climbing those stairs .May be ur toy can help me during those difficult times...I bet!!it will be the biggest hit of the century (especially in India) if u can bring in that feature😆...nobody will curse the govt for power shortages...
And Navya toys...I want some quick fix solution for those Rapunzel hairs,do u provide any hair maintenance kit??otherwise my kid will drag the toy with it's open hairs...and within a day or two it will look like a voodoo toy ...😒

Brilliant writeup ...this was hilarious...can't stop laughing 🤣🤣

I just came back to read this post one more time Usha...& I laughed again!! This is my third read!! I need to print it out for my other friends who follow Navya...but rnt on I-F!!

Read your post once again Usha..and had the same laughter attack..loved your update on Meeta maa...night vission and hi-res binoculars🤣🤣

Originally posted by: anantanant

Navya doll - A sanskaari doll, that comes in two models ' with hair open and hair tied up, both wearing salwar kameez only.

Special features: long, silky hair (needing an occasional trim),eyes capable of pendulum motion, lifts eyebrows mildly up when upset/scared/worried/any other non-happy state, emits one tear drop when crying, says "woh...main, main...woh" when asked a question.

Accessories: lots of silver bangles, jhumkas and colourful bags.

Other features: self-sacrificing, asks for permission before meeting boyfriend, solves all problems single-handedly, never complains. Can be enhanced in the future to meet "bestest bahu" guidelines.

Returns policy: As this doll's goodness can get exasperating after a while, we offer a full refund if you wish to return yours (conditions apply).

Anant doll - This extremely cute and droolsome doll comes in many different varieties, including long and short hair, wearing kurta-pyjamas, checked shirts and t-shirts. A neon-shirt/canary-yellow t-shirt-wearing variety and a shirtless variety (complete with muskles) are also available on request. Converts from "ziddi" model to "understanding" model and vice versa.

Special features: This doll has many versatile features ' set to give hugs at random intervals (you never know when it's going to hug you next!), gives pravachans when stared at really hard, turns into a mouse inside your home and becomes a sher outside it.

Accessories: comes with a mobile phone (which rings and flashes "Navya" at inopportune times and can never be set on silent mode) and car (a really flashy bells and whistles car, with red and white seats, disco lights below seats and superman tattoo in front - just in case Meeta ma fails to spot this parked right below her building - enhancement credit: Nisha/navyaalex8/currently masquerading as patti4). Laptop optional extra.

Also available - Anant cross-body bag, which plays the popular "pehla pyaar" theme tune when bag is opened or closed!

Other features: Can jump up and down on bed when excited, says "I love you Navya" and "pagal ladki" intermittently. Eyes pop out when reprimanded or loved (enhancement to model credit: Nidhi82). Current favourite and must-have doll among girls of all ages.

Returns policy: We've rarely had complaints from this product. In fact some buyers even wish to exchange/upgrade their current boy-friends/husbands for this model.

Current offer: Buy 1 get 1 free on Anant and Navya dolls 😃 Limited time only, get yours while stocks last.

New! Enhance your Anya experience by buying these other dolls: Ranbir, Rits, Appy dolls - they come in handy when Anya are not talking to each other and/or are in need of moral support. All three dolls are lovable and cute and complement Anya exceedingly well.

In addition, we also have the Navya family collection (adorable set of 5 dolls) - get to know Navya's parents, didi, younger brother and dadi in this unique collection.

Please note - the Meeta mummy doll is currently malfunctioning - over-reacting to Anya relationship, not willing to listen to Navya and intent on separating Anya. Our technical team is currently working on a solution, until then we invite you to take a look at Navya's extended family comprising her tai-ji, uncle and cousins (ear plugs included if you wish to block out loud sounds emitted by tai-ji).

Latest addition - Meeta Ma night-vision, hi-res binoculars - play "spot your daughter's boy-friend's car" with your friends using these extremely hi-res binoculars - offers unlimited fun for all the family.

We also have the Anant family collection - a set of 9 dolls, some of whom are from pre-stone-age era. Some of the dolls have limited use (eg angry papa and invisible chachaji).

You can also buy Anant's loony house complete with terrace and Anant's room (with doors always open).

Dukhi Atma Wallpapers - Very archaic wallpapers, decked up in gold and silk. Will blend into your homes so easily, you'll hardly notice they are there.

Udibaba's pravachans and rule-book scrolls - the ultimate collection of Udi's discourses offering comprehensive advice on various matters including "should picnics be banned", "the evils effects of aspirin on feverish souls" and "the advantages of getting your children married before they can learn to walk and talk". A DVD of this collection was planned, but Udi's rule number 117(b) states that "use of modern devices shall be avoided at all costs" meant that this never got released - a pirated version is said to be doing the rounds.

The "vamp" collection - Really useless set of two vamp dolls, good at listening at doors and interfering in others' personal matters, rubbish at plotting, not really worth your money. Previously used for voodoo/jaadu-tona. Collection withdrawn due to poor demand.

Also available: Udibaba's own brand of mousepads, with Udi's patented stare/gulp/stare more formula - perfect for reminding the current generation of the harmful effects of modern technology. (Idea credit: Nidhi82).

Originally posted by: Nidhi82

Thank you for taking into account our suggestions.😊

@Usha..sorry.. I have added two more!😊

Mouse pads with udi baba's pictures on, reminding the current generation of the harmful effects of modern technology.

Also the vamp dolls..can I call them voodoo dolls, can be used for jaadu -tona, spells and curses.