ritik-bolo baby
shivanya-ritik mujhe lagta hai angad ki shaadi sesha se kara
deni chahiye aapko pata hai kuch dino pehle wo meri jagah jab yaha ban ke aayi thi tab usse aap acche lagne lage the😭
ritik-ohho abhi se jalan ho rahi hai😉 so meri saali
adhi gharwali thank you so much adding spice in our love story
sesha-addhi gharwali😡
my foot mai angad se shadi karke puri gharwali banungi
angad-to uss din tum bhabhi ki jagah thi 😕
(thinking and i don't know what stuff i had written on her
behalf)
ritik-oh isisliye kaunsa ruff?😆
angad-issiliye sexy kya hota hai?😭
ritik-dekh angad tujhe isse kitna kuch sikhana padega😆
angad-ha,chalo sesha lets go to nursery classes for you
sesha-nursery wo kya hota hai?
shivanya-matlab 2 saal ke bacho ko shiksha di jaati hai😆
ritik-done hai mai sesha ko roz chodne jaaunga,angad tu sham
ko usko distract karna taaki wo distract ho jaaye and then
teacher jab punishment degi to mai usse dekhunga wow wo
scene to shivanya ke saath romance karne se bhi zyada
interesting hoga
sesha-oyye jija bahut ho gaya ha mai do saal ki bacchi nahi hu
ritik-to tum ban jaana na icchadari hona kuch to kam ka ho
shivanya-you guys always eat my dialogues😭
ritik-your dialogues always eat our head-mai hu naagin
day one se title hai yaar
angad-nahi mai nahi chahta ki teacher sesha ko murga banne ko kahe😭
ritik-sesha kaise banogi tum murga
sesha-isme kya hai abhi lo
sesha turns into murga(real murga)
angad-sesha aree yeh wala nahi
he tries catching her
ritik-chal angad another career option you can go in army (i
think its one of their exercise i am not making their fun)
shivanya-sesha wapas insaan bano
sesha turns back to sesha
se-tum dono ko mai das lungi😡😡😡
angad-mujhe bhi (with a puppy like face)
ses-no dear ab tum exception ho😳
shivanya-great to baat pakki?
ritik-finally a new dialogue thank god
sesha angad-yes😳😳😳
ritik-acha hua you are back to sesha sometimes when i enter in
this house i feel like i am in zoo
shivanya,sesha-😡
shivanya-sesha jaldi se shadi kar angad se then we have to deal
with guruma
sesha-unki shaktiya chali gayi hai,zindagi mei ek baar atleast
sahi kaam kiya jija ne though i hate him for nearly killing you
but tu zinda ho gayi and guruma ki shaktiya khatam ho gayi
shivanya,sesha-yes!!!!!!!
ritik-oyye schoolgirls ki tarah chillana band karo,remember
shaadi?
sesha-oh yes😳
angad-guys i have a question humari shaadi mei menu kya
hoga?😕😕
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Ritik:haan yaar wese angad..shadi ke menu me kya daloge tum log???? Vegetarian ya Non-Vegitarian😕
Sesha:dishes banane Ki kya jarurat hai????*evil smile*faltu ke bahut log ayenge shadi me,mera kaam to unhi me se chal jayega🤣...
Shivanya:hey bhagwan sesha tum apni hi shadi me aye logo oar attack karogi????😲me tumhe aisa paap nahi karne doongi
Ritik to angad(whispering):beta tu to Gaya...dhyan se,kahi pata chale Ki maang bharne wale patee me se patee hi ludak Gaya to🤣
Angad: Pehle hi itna data Hua ho,aur kyu dara raha hai???
Ritik:shadi ka risk liya to hai,ye to bas uske side effects hai😆...
Sesha(seeing them whispering):ye kya baate kar rahe Ho tum dono??? Jyada chalaki Ki to mujse bura koi nahi hoga😡
Shivanya:ab shadi wale din Marne Ki baate krrogi to darega hi na bechara😔tumhare dimag me yahi sab chalta rehta hai kya?
Ritik:aur kya???shivanya ko dekho,din me nagina raat ko Kareena❤️
Shivanya blushes...
Angad:Han baby ,dekho in dono ko kitna pyaar hai...awww...kitna passion hai inke pyaar me
Sesha:ye ye passion kya hota hai 😕
Ritik:bhai,bahut kuch samjhana padega tuje apni biwi ko😆...ye to pyaar mohabbat me ek Dum e lull(PK movie wala) hai🤣
Shivanya: Nahi me samjha dungi apni behen ko SR se pehle*blushing *
Suddenly shivanya see ichadhari baaz who transforms into a human😆 but before she cud say anything...
Ritik/sesha/angad: DEKHLE YE HAI NAAGIN🤣
continues...
shivanya(angrily):ho gaya tum sab ka???😡ye ek baaz hai sesha,hume isse ladna hoga😡
ritik:acha islie us din humare guests house me baaz ko khidki me dekhke dar gayi thi tum😆
sesha:han baaz aur naagino ki bahut gehri dushmani hoti hai😛
angad:kitna kuch pata chal raha ahi nagino ke bare me aj kal,lagta hai shadi se pehle ek do thesis to me yun hi likh doonga⭐️
ritik:shadi tak jinda bachega tabhi to thesis likhega na😉sesha ka koi bharosa nahi...agar use tujme se "badboo" ayi to tu gaya🤣
seshanya:khamoshhh...😡
both naagins sits to convert into snakes and kills the baaz
ritik,angad:👏👏
ritik:lekin itni mehnat karne ki kya jarurat thi????😕muje keh deti me bhaga deta baaz ko jese mene us din bhagaya tha😆
shivanya:wo bade din baad action karne ko mila islie raaha nahi gaya mujse😳
ritik:😃i like it🤣
sesha:*evil smile*huh but i loveee doing action😳
angad:meri to nikal padi🤣🤣
shivanya blushing,sesha clueless😕😆
ritik:beta wo US action ki nahi,haddiyaan vagaarh todne wale action ki baat kar rahi hai🤣
angad:kuch kuch samajh aa raha ahi muje...bahut time se me puchna chahta tha tumse,tum sunny deol ke filmy dekhte dekhte badi hui ho kya???😕
ritik:more like dharamendra paaji🤣
sesha:ye sunny deol koun hai??😕
shivanaya:hum jaaha se hai wahan par filme nahi dekhte⭐️
ritik:filme dekhne ke kya jarurat hai,jab se tum meri life me ayi ho meri to puri jindagi hi filmo ki tarah rangeen ho gayi hai⭐️
shivanya:ab channel colors hai to sabkuch rangeela hi hoga na😳
sesha:me to naagin hoon,meri to har raat rangeen hai🤣
angad:hey bhagwaan utha le muje😭
shivji came in kaalia naag roop and finished angad🤣🤣
ritik:now this gives a whole new meaning to."bhagwaan jab deta hai chappar fad ke deta hai"🤣😳
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Okay. Lemme try
Shesha, Rivanya shocked
Shivanya- Yeh kya hua
Ritik- Lagta hai Shiv ji ne Angad ke baatoin ko kuch zyaada hi seriously le lia. Yeh sab tum naaginoin ki galti hai.
Shivanya- Humne kya kia?
Ritik- Tumhi ne toh sab kuch kia. Pehle God ji hamare mazaak ko mazaak ki taraha dekhte the lekin jab se tum nagins hamare life main aayi ho God kuch zyaada he literally lene lage hain sab kuch.
Shivanya- Isme hamari kya galti? Aap insaanoin ne hi Bhagwaan ji ko seriously nahi lia.
Ritik- Humne unhe seriously liya. Saari galti tumhari hai
Shivanya- Galti aapki hai
Ritik- Tum galat
Shivanya- Tum galat
Tum
Tum
Tum
Tum
KHAMOOOSSSHHH
Rivanya shocked
Shesha- Chup ho jaao tum dono. Yahaan mere hone waale maang bharne wale pati ki maut ho gayi aur tum donoin ko ek doosre par ilzaam lagane se phursat nahi.
Ritik- Ye vidhi ka vidhaan hai putri Shesha
Shesha- Nahiii...
Shivanya-(whispering) Shut up Ritik (Loud) Koi baat nahi Shesha. Hum Gurudev se poochte hain.
{Mirror calling...}
Shesha, Rivanya- Pranam Gurudev
Sheshanya- Gurudev anarth ho gaya
Gurudev- Main jaanta hoon. Maine apni divya drishti se sab kuch dekh liya hai.
Ritik(whispering)- Ailllaaa!!!!!!! Divya Drishti? Hamare bedroom secrets safe hai na?
Shivanya(whispering)- Jup karo warna aaj bedroom main jaate hi das lungi aur phir chale jaana jahannum ki sair par.
Gurudev- Iska upaay keval Yogi Maharaaj ke paas hai. Ruko main unhe con call pe add karta hoon.
Ritik- Ailaaa technologically advanced Naagin.
Sheshanya angry stare.
Ritik- Sorry sorry.
{YM connecting}
All 4- Pranaam YM
YM- jssjshsjnsgztsjdmdhdhdmj
Shesha- Kuch sunai nahi de raha hai maharaj
YM- Voh Yahaan varsha ke kaaran connectivity buri hai. Putra Angad ko bachaane ke liye tumhe Yamdev ki araadhna karni hogi. Keval unhi ke kehne par shiv ji Angad ko punar jeevit kar paayenge.
Sheshanya- Dhanyawaad
{Gurudev, YM sign off}
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ritik:oh my goooddd😲ab yahan yamdev ayenge😲😲😲meko bhi milvao na plz plz plz😳
shivanaya:ritik😡tumhara dimag to kharab nahi ho gaya hai na????😡
sesha:ho gaya tum dono ka😡😡yaha mera angad mara jaa raha hai nd tum dono ko VIP tickets chahie to meet yamrajangad to tumhara dost tha na???uski koi parwah nahi hai tumhe???😲
shivanya;nahi sesha aise koi baat nahi hai wo
riitik:ab do do naagino ke sath rahunga to kuch to asar padega na 🤣...
gurudev:bas karo tum teeno😡😡😡yamdev ki aradhna karni hai to yagya karna hoga
riitik(iin mind)-hey bhagwan,kitne yagya karvayenge ye log,har dusre din yagya
gurudev:unko prassan karne ke liye ek adhbut prani ke pran lene honge taki wo uske badle angad ko jeevat karde😃ye adhbut prani koi shaktishali hona chahie😉
sesha:great😃lets finish off guruma...
shivanya:haan sesha wese bhi usne hum dono ko marne ke liye kya kuch nahi bheja😡
sesha:han pehle ichhadhari nevla and then wo ichahdari morni😡
ritik:ichadhari nevla and icchadhri morni😲omg omg humare ghar me kya zoo khola tha tum logo ne???oops naagino ne😆ye new new species kaha se discover hue ai
shivanya:ye guruma ki den hai😆
sesha:han aur ab hum swayam marege guruma ko huahaauahaa
ritik:wow me bhi chalunga tumhare sath😃isis baahne meko shivanya action me dikhegi🤣
shivanya blushes...sesha again cluelesss
ritik:oh dont worry sesha😉tumhare bhi din ayenge action ke😃chalo angad ko bachate hai pehle ok?⭐️
seshanya changes into half naagin half mermaid kinda naagin and both wrap their naagin tails around ritik to take him with them to guruma cave🤣
riitik:wohooo M SUPERMAN,SALMAN KA FAN,JO LEVE PANGA,NAAGIN WILL BITE THEM🤣
These are the compiled story till date I hope now it won't break the continuity for new readers as well as whoever wants to read that later so doesn't need to search.
Enjoy Reading😉