FUN POST..MAIN HOON NAAGIN

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Posted: 9 years ago
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Scene : Bhairavnath , sesha and shivanya I the temple...anky and Yamini ji arrives...

Yamini : Arey anky ji?? Ye log kon hai mandir me???😕

Anky ji : Yamini ji , ek to pandit lagta hai...baki Ki do shayad puja karne ayi hai...

Bhairavnath : Kaal aa Gaya hai tumhara islie aye Ho tum dono yahan...*evil smile😆*

Sesha : Hum dono tumhara ant karne hi to aye hai yahan*devilish smirk*

Shivanya : MAIN HOON NAAGIN...Shivji ke Isi mandir me shivji Ki murti ke samne Mara tha tum logo ne mere maa baba ko...shivji humare isht devta hai...Isi mandir me marungi me tum sabko...naagin apna inteqam lekar rahegi...naagin ka badla pura hoga...*hisss*

Yamini ji and anky ji runs to guruma...

Viren enters...

Viren thinks seeing sheshanya... jab dad ne yahan ane ko bola tha to laga bahut boring hoga..par yahan to do do haseenaye hai... Mauke pe chauka mar viren...koi ek to pat hi jayegi...and gives dirty looks to them.

Bhairavnath : Neech admi...tu to dharti pe bhoj hai par ab ye bhoj bahut jald ghatne wala hai..hahahah

Sesha : Aur shikaar khud shikaari ke pass aa Gaya hai...hahah ...*evil grin*

Shivanya : Aj tuje mujse koi nahi bacha sakta...MAIN HOON NAAGIN...Shivji ke Isi mandir me shivji Ki murti ke samne Mara tha tum logo ne mere maa baba ko...shivji humare isht devta hai...Isi mandir me marungi me tum sabko...naagin apna inteqam lekar rahegi...naagin ka badla pura hoga...*hisss*

Viren gets bitten and falls in coma...

Suri comes running in temple seeing two beautiful girls😉...

Suri : Haye haye...itni hot ladkiya..itni raat ko wo bhi akele...how can I help u ladies????

Bhairavnath ( Ise dekho kese uchalta kudta apni maut ke pass aa raha hai...huh) : Ayie bas apka hi intejar tha...😉

Shesha : Ap to ese aye hai jese registan (desert) me Kisi KO pani mil Gaya Ho...bilkul sahi time pe aye hai ap...apki madad chahie thi..

Suri : Wow...ladki bhi interested hai...kya madad chahie apko...i mean how can I help u???

Shesha : BAs Hume apna khoon choosna hai🤣

Suri : Hain 😕

Shivanya : Kyunki MAIN HOON NAAGIN...Shivji ke Isi mandir me shivji Ki murti ke samne Mara tha tum logo ne mere maa baba ko...shivji humare isht devta hai...Isi mandir me marungi me tum sabko...naagin apna inteqam lekar rahegi...naagin ka badla pura hoga...*hisss*

Suri gets bitten and dies because of trishul tearing him apart...

Ritik and Tanvi comes smiling...ritik gets dumbstruck watching shivanya beauty and Tanvi gets jealous...bhairavnath gives dead glares to ritik for staring at shivanya all lovey dovey...

Tanvi : Ye do kode Ki ladki ritik Ki liffe ke meri jagah nahi le sakti...huh

Ritik : Stop it Tanvi , how can u talk to her like that...tanvi Ki taraf se me tumse maafi mangta Hu...umm ap???*looking all mesmerised by shivanya*

Shivanya : MAIN HOON ...

Sesha interuppting..: Ye hai shivanya..

Ritik : Oh nice name...

Shivanya blushes...

Bhairavnath : Kisi kam se aye the beta???*gritting teeths while asking*🤣

Tanvi : Han panditji ,ritik and i wanna marry each other...mene 11 saal se bas ritik se pyaar Kia hai...me janti Hu wo mujse pyaar nahi Karta but me ye bhi janti Hu wo ksi aur se pyaar nahi kar sakta..aur mere liye itna hi kaafi hai(phew..*dead*)

Ritik : M,sorry Tanvi but me tumse shadi nahi kar sakta coz I love shivanya*love at first sight*

Everyone shocks , ritik rocks..🤣

Sesha : Tanvi , I guess Hume shivanya and ritik ko akele chod Dena chahie baat karne ke liye...chalo...

Shesha takes Tanvi and bite her🤣...(phew apni icha mene yaha Puri ki🤣...tanvi,khallas) and takes Tanvi form nd return...

Bhairavnath : But shivanya tumse shadi karma chahti hai"??

Shivanya : MAIN...

Sesha(disguised as Tanvi) : Ap bhi panditji...offcourse shivanya likes ritik...look blush bhi kitna kar rahi hai WO...

Ritik excited...bhairavnath and Sesha exchanging glances...phas Gaya murga🤣
*sowiiieee 🤣

Rivanya gets married...

But

Yamini ji and anky ji arrives..

Anky : Ritik , tum pagal to nahi ho Gaye Ho...dimag kharab Ho Gaya hai tumhara...ye kisse shadi karli tumne..

Ritik : Papa,shivanya se aur kis se😕

Yamini : Ye ladki naagin hai naagin..

Ritik : Ap dono pagal Ho Gaye Ho...naagin waagin nahi hoti aj kal...

Bhairavnath : Aj pehli baat ek admi ko ek naagin se shadi karte dekha hai mene...hahahah

Ritik : 😲

Sesha returns in her original avtar : Hahhaha...tum to bahut hi bewkoof nikle ritik...itni jaldi maan Gaye usse shadi karne ko...huh*evil smirk* well done..guru dev
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

Ritik : 😲😲...k..kaun Ho tum?????

Shivanya : MAIN HOON NAAGIN...Shivji ke Isi mandir me shivji Ki murti ke samne Mara tha tum logo ne mere maa baba ko...shivji humare isht devta hai...Isi mandir me marungi me tum sabko...naagin apna inteqam lekar rahegi...naagin ka badla pura hoga...*hisss*

Ritik :: 😲😲😲

Everyone shocks , naagin rocks...🤣

Audience : Ab tera kya hoga kaaliya🤣

P.s - just for fun...no offence intended to mouni/shivanya...m myself a mouni fan[LOL ]
Wanted to make it in Suri dying week but I m too late...nevertheless enjoy..
I hope cvs stop making shivanya recite the whole naagin and maa baba stuff again n again and again and again and again🤣




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Susan.Dsouza thumbnail
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Posted: 9 years ago
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nice one😆
but mujhe aise kyu laga shiv sirf eki dialogue repeat kar rahe thi😆
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Posted: 9 years ago
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Hilarious post kit kat 🤣🤣🤣

MAIN HOO 🤣🤣 ... shesha interrupt s ye hai shivanya 🤣🤣🤣

Keep coming up with more love this post 😃.
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Posted: 9 years ago
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Hilarious post 🤣

MAIN HOON NAAGIN...Shivji ke Isi mandir me shivji Ki murti ke samne Mara tha tum logo ne mere maa baba ko...shivji humare isht devta hai...Isi mandir me marungi me tum sabko...naagin apna inteqam lekar rahegi...naagin ka badla pura hoga...*hisss*
Yaad hogaya ye dialogue sbko lol
Got rid of Tanvi and her 10 saal ka pyaar 😆
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Posted: 9 years ago
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Originally posted by: Sizzling_Sia

Hilarious post kit kat 🤣🤣🤣

MAIN HOO 🤣🤣 ... shesha interrupt s ye hai shivanya 🤣🤣🤣

Keep coming up with more love this post 😃.


Thanku 😳
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Posted: 9 years ago
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Originally posted by: Susan.Dsouza

nice one😆

but mujhe aise kyu laga shiv sirf eki dialogue repeat kar rahe thi😆


Yep she said the same dialogue coz show me bhi bahut baat shivanya se ye past story bulvate hai log
It was just a bit humour 😆 to that dialogue
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Posted: 9 years ago
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Originally posted by: LuvArTi4ever

Hilarious post 🤣

MAIN HOON NAAGIN...Shivji ke Isi mandir me shivji Ki murti ke samne Mara tha tum logo ne mere maa baba ko...shivji humare isht devta hai...Isi mandir me marungi me tum sabko...naagin apna inteqam lekar rahegi...naagin ka badla pura hoga...*hisss*
Yaad hogaya ye dialogue sbko lol
Got rid of Tanvi and her 10 saal ka pyaar 😆


Han cvs ne ratva dia hai is dialogue ko to us 😆
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Posted: 9 years ago
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Hilarious post 🤣 🤣
Kitna appropriate tittle hai..bang on!!
You seriously have a great sense of humour 😆
HaymurS thumbnail
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Posted: 9 years ago
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Originally posted by: Garima04

Hilarious post 🤣 🤣
Kitna appropriate tittle hai..bang on!!
You seriously have a great sense of humour 😆


Haha
Thanku...
Actually I make fun post only 😆
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Posted: 9 years ago
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That was a good one.
Pls make another post and title it "nahi bhuli main apna inteqaam" recently this dialogue seems to be a super favourite of the Cvs
Lol


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