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Part 1 MMS r arranging da furniture so as to convert da sofas into 4 chairs which r facing towards one side/
Aarti Sharma cms 2 MMS houz.
Mrs does her aarti n puts tilak on her forehead.
Mrs,Ragini & Lalla touch her feet.
Aarti:Ab main jaisa-jaisa karungi,aap bhi waisa hi karna.
She crosses her legs n Sharmas do so.
She says nahi! n dey repeat dat!😆
Den she says v. fast dat I meant dat wot I wil teach,u repeat dat after me.
Sharmas undstand.
She says wen u meet sm1 for da first tym,u mst say:Hello!
Mrs says oh!So wen we meet sm1 for da first tym,havin a phone in hand is neccesary!😆
Aarti asks y phone?
Mrs says if phone is not der hw wil v say hello?
Lalla explains dat hello is da equivalent of namaste.
Aarti says upon meetin sm1 elder to us,we mst say hello sir!
Bt wn da person is of r age,we mst say hello dear!
Ragini says dat dear means hiran ryt?
Aarti explains dat is DEER while dis one is DEAR.
Mrs says she is confused.
Ragini says it means wen we meet a frnd,we mst say hello D-E-A-R!😆
Mrs says wot bout hiran?Use toh isspeling(spelling) bhi nahi aati na!😆
Dey irritate Aarti wid der antics n she runs away!
Part 2
Mr is walkn out of his houz wen he spots Virani speakin to sm1 on da phone in English.
Den Virani asks how he is?(in English)
Mr is surprised to know dat Virani knows English.
Virani says yes,I know hw 2 speak English very well.
He adds:I can teach English to any1.
Mr asks hm 2 teach it to him n mrs.
Vir. makes an excuse of goin out of town 15 days.
Mr says:Hamare Illahabad me mohalla mohalle k kaam ata hai,aap toh hamare padosi hai!Padosi padosi k kam nahi ayega kya?
Vir:Padosi pehle apne kaam toh aa jaye!😆
He runs away.
Da odr Mr sharma cms 2 mr(DDS) n says wot hav u done to my wife?
She hates da English language now!
She shrieks wen she sees an English newspaper.
Mr says she is in depression.
Da odr mr asks y?
Mr replies coz she came to know dat her English is not as good as she thought!😛
Dey argue a bit n den da odr mr also leaves.
Part 3
Mrs is cookin wen MR cms n says he found a b etter way of learnin English.
Mrs asks bout it.
He says:coaching class.
Mrs says:Kilas!Is umar me?
Mr:Padhne likhne bhi koi umar hoti hai kya?
Mrs:Nahi par hamari toh umar hoti hai na ji!😛
Sochiye,is umar me uniphaaram(uniform) ki iskart(skirt) aur bilauj(blouse) pahenke, do choti banakar jayenge,log hasenge nahi ham par!😆
Mr says dat girls of higher classes wear salwar kameez.
Den he says dat u wil luk really good wid two plaits.
Mrs blushes.😳
Mr says I wil ask da teachers permission,she wil allow u to tie only 1 plait.
Mrs say bt I wont b able 2 do da homework.
Mr says I wil do it.
Mrs says if tchr cms to know,wont she beat u wid a wooden scale.
She says I wont b able 2 do all dis!
Mr says luk der!
Dey see Lalla reciting 5's tables.
Mr says look,he is putting so much of effort for preparing for his exam.
He says isnt it r duty to support him by doin well in r test?
She agrees n says lets go to coaching class!
Part 4
MMS cm 2 da society coaching class wid Ragini n Dabbu.
Vir. tries 2 hide his face.
Mr spots him n says u wer goin out for 15 days naa?
Den he tells mrs dat he speaks v.good English.
He asks him y he is here den?
Vir says fr revision.
MMS tk der seats.
Da teacher cms n luks at mr n says:Oh,so u r new here!
Hw r u mr sharma?
Mr:No,no.I'm Drisht Dyumn Sarveshwar Prasad Sharma,she is da wife Rashmi,she is da sister Ragini n she is da son Dribt Drisht Dyumn Sharma.
Evry1 laughs at him.
Tchr explains she n he's difference.
Mrs asks Lalla to tch tchr's feet.
Tchr says its ok.
Lalla says v r fine ma'm.Hw r u?
Mr chides him for using U for elders!
He tells mrs dat in English u means TU.
Mrs also scolds him.
Tchr says he is right.
Mr says achcha,Angrezi me badon ko tu bolte hain?Toh agar hamare pitaji yahan aa gaye toh...
Mrs says Haay Ram!
She quickly covers her head.
Mr explains he is jst givin an example.
He says if he cms here wot wil Dabbu say:Dada,aa gaye tu?😆
Tchr explains dat in English U is da word used for tu,tum and aap.
MR says dis is da problem wid English!Der is only 1 word for different things.
Tchr asks him nt to waste odrs tym.
He says,see da word waste can hav 3 meanings-1-barbaad karna
2-kamar & 3-paschim disha.
Tchr asks him 2s sit in his place.
Vir also says da same thing.
Ragini asks if put is 'poot' den why cut is not 'coot'?
Evry1 is irritated.
A man threatens to leave da class if Sarma family stays der.
Evry1 else joins him.
Tchr tells mr dat to solve ur doubts I cannot risk losing all my odr students.
Dabbu says lets leave.
Da Sharmas leave da class.
Part 5
Ragini asks Dabbu nt to worry since da tchr has many odr students,so if 4 ppl leave da class,she wont suffer much loss.
Dabbu says m sad coz evry1 laughed at mummy,papa.
Mrs says so wot?Ppl laughed naa?Atleast v didnt make any1 cry.😛
Dabbu says I ha decided dat I wil study only after goin 2 Illahabad.
Mrs says Lalla!Wot r u sayin?Do u know hw much money wil b lost?U wil go 2 school on 1 day n travel by train for 2 days?
Dabbu says no!I wil stay der wid Dadaji n study.
Mrs asks mr to explain things to hm.
Mr says no need.In all dese days we hav learnt so mch English dat v can pass da test n get u admitted in dat school.
Mrs says lets go 2mrw itself n giv da interview!
Part 6
MMS & Dabbu enter Princi's office.
Mr asks Dabbu to touch Princi's feet b4 da exam begins.
Princi says no need,his blessings r wid him!😊
Princi:Lets start!
Mrs:Letsh nahi,tesht hota hai,tesht shtart!😛
Princi smiles.
Princi:Wot is da capital of India?
Mr:I
Dabbu is shocked.
Mr explains dat every proper noun begins wid a capital letter,so India's capital is I.😆
Dabbu says its Delhi.
Princi appreciates it.
Den he asks wot is algebra?
Mrs says she wants to answer.
Mrs:Al-Jebra is bahoot.... saare Jebra!(zebra!)🤣
Mr:It has black white 'Patti' on its body.Joo(zoo) animal wid 4 leg.😆
Mrs:And no haaran(horns)!😆
Dabbu says its a type of maths.
Princi praises him.
Den Princi says Bhais k aage been bajane ka matlab pata hai?
Part 7
Mrs says:Baphphaelo(buffalo) eej a..😆
Princi says to explain in Hindi.
Mrs says dat sayin is totally wrong.
Mrs:Dekhiye been jo hai,wo bhais k aage nahi naag k aage bajayi jati hai.
Mr:Bhais k aage been bajane ka koi fayda nahin hai,kyunki bhais been k aage naach hi nahi sakti!😆Takniki taur par toh naag k aage bhi been bajane ka fayda nahi,kyunko naag sun nahi sakta naa!
Dabbu says:Jo log samjhna nahi chahte unko samjhane ka koi fayda nahi!👏
Mr:Yeh bhi ho sakta hai!
Princi says v.good!
Den he asks dem smtyn in mute,mr explains animatedly,Dabbu n Princi r irritated.
Mrs does her kaajal ka teeka routine!
Princi says ur son is v. intelligent.
Mr asks if dey shud send him 2 school frm 2mrw.
Princi says no,I cnt giv him admsn.
MMS r worried while Dabbu is disappointed.
Part 8
Mrs asks da reason.
Princi says coz u havnt passed da test.
Mrs asks for sm more tym 2 prepare.
Mr n Dabbu also request him 4 Dabbu's admsn.
He says m sorry I cant help u.
He tells Dabbu dat its an English medium school.Ur parents wil not b able to handle H.W. which wil b given to u.
Mr says:Sir is rashtra k paripeksh mein chintan aur manan ki prayojan se kuch mudde prastut kiye hain.
Princi wears his glasses n gets up.
Mr:Jo is rashtra k navnirman aur yuva pidhi k sarvaangi chauhuki vikas k liye atiaavashyak hai.Is koshti ka uddeshya inhi samasyaon par vichar vimarsh karne ke liye hua hai!
Princi:Ji?
Mr:Yeh bolke dikahiyye...👏
Princi stammers n keeps sayin ji woh...,ji woh...
Mr:Angrezi,Angrezi,Angrezi!Hindi kuch bhi nahi hai?Humein(MMS) toh doosro ki bhasha nahi hai,par aapko toh apni bhasha nahi aati!
He says v wil learn & speak English properly bt has sm Englishman been able 2 speak Hindi so well?U mst watch cricket,so u mst hav heard da commentry...Til date no foreigner has been abl 2 pronounce da names of r cricketers properly.
Dabbu is proud of his father.
Mrs says u shud not bcm emotional Sarmaji!Bhale koi samjhe na samjhe,hum hai naa!Humein aapki Hindi par bahut garv hai!👏
She says lets go.
Mr says Jai Hind!to princi b4 leavin.
Part 9
MMS r walkin,holding Lalla's hands.
Mr appologizes to Lalla.
Lalla says no problem!😊
Mrs says v know dat u r sayin dis coz u dnt want us 2 b disappointed.
Mr says u mst b sad dat got parents lyk us.
Lalla:Agar aap jaise mummy-papa nahi hote toh main dukhi hota!Kisi school me koi toh hoga jo aapki feelings aur aapke bholepan ko samjhega!👏
Mrs:Lalla!Tu sach me Ganga Maiyya ka asirbad hai!
Dey hug him.(cutest scene)
Mr spots a man n says Tillu?
Den he calls loudly:Tillu!
Dat man cms n hugs him.
He says he's my childhood frnd.
Den he introduces Rashmi & Dabbu.
Tillu asks y dey cm der?
Mrs says for Lalla's admsn.
Tillu says so its done naa?
Mrs shakes her head.
Mr:Pooch mat yaar!Dosau sal tk in Angrezon ne kuch karne nahi dia aur ab yeh angrezi aade aa gayi!
He explains evythin 2 him.
Tillu says u cm wid me.
Part 10
Principal sees Tillu n says:Trustee sahab aap?
Mr shouts:Tillu!Tu trustee hai?😆
Tillu asks him not to call him Tillu!😳
Tillu says he wanted to speak to him regarding da child's admsn.
Princi says da child is intelligent bt da parents do not knw English.
Tillu says my father had a shop of perfumes in Allahabad.
During my colg days,I didnt know hw 2 speak one sentence in English.
Still I learnt it n I went to Oxford n I dont think I need to tell u wot I am 2day!
Princi says I know,sir.
Mrs says da child whose parents do not knw English -does he nt hav da right to study in school?
Mr:Sir,pragati aur tarakki bhasha k mahotaj nahi hote hain!Varna hum a bhi kachchi sadak pe bail gadi me ghoom rahe hote,lalten jalakar padh rahe hote aur Cheen aur Jaapan jaise desh to duniya me apni pehchan hi nahi bana paate!👏
Tillu says if u do dis den u wil lose deserving children.
Mr:School toh shiksha ka mandir hai...
Mrs is in awe of him.
Mr:aur mandir me prasad batne me bhed-bhav hoga toh kaise chalega?
Mrs says if my Lalla doesnt knw English,u teach him.Afterall wot r schools for?
Tillu says she is right.He asks princi to fix a meeting of trustees.
He adds dat frm now on da kids wil b given admsn on da basis of der intelligence & abilities .
Princi says I also wanted dis only.
Den he gives admsn to Dabbu.👏
Mr hugs Tillu,den he is bout to hug mrs bt both bcum shy.😳
MMS & Dabbu r very happy.😃
They congratulate each odr.😊
Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi 2
