Originally posted by: jyoti06
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Now some tricky questions to test your sense of humour😳
If a turtle looses it's shell, is it naked or homeless?
Both
Is the glass half empty or half full?
Whatver ........... it still half ..........
Is there an end to the skies?
Depends on you vision ........
What lies beyond the mountains?
More mountians ........
What if there were no hypothetical situations?
There would be no arguments
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
He lives in one
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
Somebody didn't use his head ...........
If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?
I dont even want to imagine that .................
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
They didn't tell Teflon that .......... so it stuck ............
If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
It wouldn't matter ............ anyway my eyes would be squeezed tightly shut ...........
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
Somebody was just being careful with their dots and crosses .........
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
To make life interesting ...........
Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?
It had to be different ............. stand out in its group ........
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport
something by ship, it's called cargo?
Someone got mighty confused ..........
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out
of the same substance?
So that the black box would not lose its importance
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
You need to hear yourself think .........
If you have your finger touching the rearview mirror that says -- "objects in mirror are closer than they
appear", how can that be possible?
They love to trick you
Why is it so hard to remember how to spell MNEMONIC?
Cos it teaches us to remember other things and forgot about itself
Why is it called a TV set when you only get one?
To make every member of the family feel they are watching one by themself .........
Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
Cross connection
Why does an alarm clock "go off" when it begins ringing?
Cos it make the person shoot "off" from bed
If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?
That would be telling ..........
Why does "cleave" mean both split apart and stick together?
The inventor got tired of finding new words
Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?
To make it feel immortal ...........
Why do they call them "apartments" when they are all stuck together?
To catch your attention ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream?
Cos the cream complained of long working hours ..........
If you keep trying to prove Murphy's Law, will something keep going wrong?
Oh yes .............. Murphy knew what he was talking about ........
Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?
Infalmmable is just flammable with a title .....
How can someone "draw a blank"?
With a magic pencil ...........
Shouldn't there be a shorter word for "monosyllabic"?
Y ..........
Why is the word "abbreviate" so long?
It wanted to prove it can cut anyone down to size and still stay whole
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Cos the " How to... " manual said so ..............
What is another word for "gdfgaurus"?
Will let you know when I get a baby ..............
When they ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
They dont......... it packs itself ........
Why doesn't "onomatopoeia" sound like what it is?
Somebody didn't spell it right the first time ..........
Why do 'tug'boats push their barges?
They love to act pushy
Why do we sing 'Take me out to the ball game', when we are already there?
When we are wishing we were out ............
Why are they called 'stands' when they're made for sitting?
Cos they have hard seats .......... sooner or later you'll end up standing .........
Why is there only ONE Monopolies Commission?
That's the whole secret of monopolising .........
Does a fish get cramps after eating?
No, cos it's mother always told it "Never sit still after you eat "
Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
It'll catch you any which way you go .........
Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a "near miss"? Shouldn't it be called a "near
hit"?
Sensationlism .......... my dear ........... after all we thrive on " what if " ??????
What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?
Doesn't matter ............. he wont be heard anyway ..........
Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars, and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint, and he has
to touch it. Why??
We've been taught to experiment with truth .........
What would a chair look like, if your knees bent the other way?
Grotesque ..........
Why is LEMON JUICE mostly artificial ingredients.... but DISH WASHING LIQUID contains real lemons?
Cos they know ....... the consumer is easily taken for a ride .........
Why doesn't GLUE stick to the inside of the bottle?
The bottle kept it a secret ..........
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?
POssibly .......... after they have to "force" it in ........
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, only to be troubled and
insecure?
Ever heard of carnivorous plants ??????
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
How do you know there isn't ????
Why do they report power outages on TV?
Rubbing salt in the wounds ........
Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
Making up for quality with quantity .........
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
Humans ..........doubtlessly ......... at least the listeners feel they are being chewed at ..........
If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?
Yes ........ some woman somewhere will guess he's out there and announce he's wrong ..........
Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
The "wise" is just soften the blow .......
Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
It's easier to blame when something goes wrong ..........
When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts", and you put your two cents in, what happens to the
other penny?
The other will say "a penny saved is a penny earned " ...........
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Thats just a hint for you ..............
Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a "whack"?
Something which helps you wriggle out without an explanation ........
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted,
musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners
depressed?
.............. and I am undone .............."done = dawn" .............
Now I m finally done with it...had to work a lot to make up these questions..achha Dawn no need to answer
it at one go ..u can take time sinse u hv 4 more days to go...and one last question...R u feeling like killing
me after answering all these??
Did you have to write this at the end of the list ??????????????? Wahhhhhhhh 😭
Now I'm feeling like causing bodily harm 😡.............. to put it mildly ............
If I dont get back to work now .......... God help me !!!!!!!!!!
I'll be back ............ later Cheers ..........
Jo ......😉........ can you tell the name and addr of the person who set your s/m or cable right ????
I just want to have a "friendly convo" with him ........... 😆
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