How do you pray?

ARIES (3/21-4/19): "Dear God! Give me PATIENCE and I want it NOW!"

TAURUS (4/20-5/20): "God, please help me accept CHANGE in my life, but NOT
YET."

GEMINI (5/21-6/20): "Yo God. (Or is it Goddess?).Who are you? What are
you? Where are You? How many of you ARE there? I can't figure you out!"

CANCER (6/21--7/22): "Dear Daddy, I know I shouldn't depend on you so
much, but you're the only One I can count on while my security blanket is at
the cleaners."
LEO (7/23--8/22): "Hi Pop! I'll bet you're really proud to have me as your
kid!"

VIRGO (8/23--9/22): "Dear God, please make the world a better place, and
don't screw it up like you did the last time."

LIBRA (9/23--10/22): "Dear God, I know I should make decisions for myself.
But, on the other hand, what do YOU think?"

SCORPIO (10/23--11/21): "Dear God, help me forgive my enemies, even if the
bas***ds don't deserve it."

SAGITTARIUS (11/22--12/21): "OH ALMIGHTY, ALL KNOWING, ALL-LOVING,
ALL-POWERFUL, OMNIPRESENT, EVERLASTING GOD, IF I'VE ASKED YOU ONCE, I'VE
ASKED YOU A THOUSAND TIMES--- HELP ME STOP EXAGGERATING!!!!!!!!!!!"

CAPRICORN (12/22--1/19): "Dear Father, I was going to pray, but I guess I
ought to figure things out for myself. Thanks anyway."

AQUARIUS (1/20--2/18): "Hi God! Some say you're a man. Some say you're a
woman. I say we're ALL God. So, why pray? Let's have a party!"

PISCES (2/19--3/20): "Heavenly Father, as I prepare to consume this last
fifth of Scotch to drown out my pain and sorrow, may my inebriation be for
Thy greater Honor and Glory."

ARIES (3/21-4/19): "Dear God! Give me PATIENCE and I want it NOW!"😆😆😆

..so true! i need PATIENCE

hey meghavi..I am an aries too...

So gang...ha!

😆 thank you for sharing !

Originally posted by: smisha

PISCES (2/19--3/20): "Heavenly Father, as I prepare to consume this last
fifth of Scotch to drown out my pain and sorrow, may my inebriation be for
Thy greater Honor and Glory."

😉 sounds JUST like me!!!!!!!! Thanks for sharing, Smisha 😊

Originally posted by: anjali308

😉 sounds JUST like me!!!!!!!! Thanks for sharing, Smisha 😊

i'm in pisces too!

AQUARIUS (1/20--2/18): "Hi God! Some say you're a man. Some say you're a
woman. I say we're ALL God. So, why pray? Let's have a party!"

lol--this was so true, I never pray or anything and nor do I like going to the gurdwara (sikh place of worship), i just stay home to dance or to sing. lol 😆

Originally posted by: smisha

SCORPIO (10/23--11/21): "Dear God, help me forgive my enemies, even if the
bas***ds don't deserve it."

😆

so true for me

LEO (7/23--8/22): "Hi Pop! I'll bet you're really proud to have me as your
kid!"

lol... 😆 😆 😆

LIBRA (9/23--10/22): "Dear God, I know I should make decisions for myself.
But, on the other hand, what do YOU think?"

Yup thats me!