What is the definition of Globalization?
Answer:
Princess Diana's death.
Question: How come?
Answer:
An English princess with an Egyptian
boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car
with a Dutch engine,
driven by a Belgian
who was drunk
on Scottish whisky,
(check the bottle
before you change
the spelling),
followed closely by
Italian Paparazzi,
on Japanese motorcycles;
treated by an
Ame rica n doctor,
using Brazilian
medicines.
This is sent to you by a Canadian ,
using Bill Gates's
technology,
and you're probably
reading this on your
computer, that uses
Taiwanese chips, and a Korean
monitor, assembled
by Bangladeshi workers in a
Singapore plant,
transported by
Indian lorry-drivers,
hijacked by
Indonesians,
unloaded by Sicilian
longshoremen,
and trucked to you by Mexican illegals.....
That, my friends, is
Gl obal izat ion!