Excuse MY Excuse - part 2

Still Making Excuses?😆 - No worries, this thread won't make you feel guilty of your excuses. 😉

Rather, it'd make you proud, for this thread is to commomorate members who can make great/funny excuses on situations given that week.

Every week I'll open a thread called 'Excuse my Excuse' with new situations. All you have to do is make funny or believeble or crazy excuses to escape the situation I give you.
• You can also PM situations you'd like me to give the memmber on which they'll have to make excuses. PM datspreets with them.

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This week's situation :

You've forgotten to buy the train ticket and the ticket checker asks you for your ticket, what excuse will you make?

PS - post your excuses as replies to this thread

The best excuse maker will be announced at the end of every week. And who knows, you excuse will help someone in their time of trouble😛

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Winner of lastweek's Excuse my excuse is

'shivajaved'

Congrats!!

Read the previous week's excuses here --> https://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=565039&T PN=1

Have fun,

Preeti😊

I went to buy the ticket... I was standing in the queue when suddenly I saw a boy ressembling Shiney Ahuja 😳 I kept looking at him and I forgot to buy the ticket... To the ticket checker: "Aapko pata hai ki wo ladka aap hi the" 😳 😉

My answer is quite ewwww...but here it goes.

'i ate the ticket by mistake 😳 , can i go to the washroom to try and take it out? 😆 '

^the TC will sure get grossed out and run away! 😉

Preetu....Please excuse me for not being able to submit in your excuse my excuse thread, every time I tried to submit it the server wouldn't respond so I gave up 😛 ....lol...just kidding....here is my excuse of not buying ticket....I know its stupid but couldnt come up with anything else😳

~I really wanted to buy the ticket Sir but I just got back from Timbakto and I can only find Timbakto currency in my wallet....not a single Indian currency~

My excuse would be:

I bought it, sir, I very much bought it. But then I hadn't eaten anything since 5 days! Yeah, five days. I was collecting money for the ticket of this trip, and thus I bought it, but then I felt sooo hungry that I ate it. Now what would you have preferred, me dead or me alive? 😛

Sorry, Preets, kind of similar to yours but couldn't think of anything else.

Ticket? 😕 I thought PUBLIC transport was free. 😳

Originally posted by: Tearrops

Ticket? 😕 I thought PUBLIC transport was free. 😳

Not In India!😉

Originally posted by: datspreets

Not In India!😉

Okay ticket master, lekin hona toh chahiye 😉 Then i will find you a better job 😳

Woh kya hai na saab ek maa aayi thi mere paas aur bhot ro rahi thi... maine poocha 'aap kyon ro rahi hai' aur uno ne kaha ke unka beta bhot bamar hai... woh sirf dus saal ka hain aur theesri dafa heart attack hua hai... ticket bechna band ho gaya tha aur unko apne bete ke paas jana tha to maine unko apna ticket de diya... ab kya yeh maine koi galat kaam kiya hain... maine to ek maa ko apne teen dafa heart attack parne wale bache ke paas bej diya... iss liye mere paas ticket nahi hai saab... mere bhi chote chote bache hai jo mera intazaar kar rahe hai... kahin unko yeh kabar mil gayi ke mein nahin aah raha... unki maa to khush ho jayi gi magar unko bhi heart attack na ho jaye... plz sahab mujh par rahem kijeye

Originally posted by: Tearrops

Ticket? 😕 I thought PUBLIC transport was free. 😳

😆 This is funny!