Fundooooooooo stuff

What matters..
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>SCENE 1
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>It's a fine sunny day in the forest, and a lion is sitting outside
>his cave, lying lazily in the sun.
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>Along comes a fox, out on a walk.
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>Fox: "Do you know the time, because my watch is broken"
>Lion: "Oh, I can easily fix the watch for you"
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>Fox: "Hmm. But it's a very complicated mechanism, and your great >claw will only destroy it even more"
>Lion: "Oh no, give it to me, and it will be fixed"
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>Fox: "That's ridiculous! Any fool knows that lazy lions with great >claws cannot fix complicated watches"
>Lion: "Sure they do, give it to me and it will be fixed"
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>The lion disappears into his cave, and after a while he comes back with the watch which is running perfectly.
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>The fox is impressed, and the lion continues to lie lazily in the sun, looking very pleased with himself.
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>Soon a wolf comes along and stops to watch the lazy lion in the sun.
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>Wolf: "Can I come and watch TV tonight with you, because mine is broken"
>Lion: "Oh, I can easily fix your TV for you"
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>Wolf: "You don't expect me to believe such rubbish, do you?
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>There is no way that a lazy lion with big claws can fix a complicated TV& quote."
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>Lion: "No problem. Do you want to try it?"
>The lion goes into his cave, and after a while comes back with a perfectly fixed TV.

The wolf goes away happily and amazed.


Scene: Inside the lion's cave.
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In one corner are half a dozen small and intelligent looking rabbits who are busily doing very complicated work with very detailed instruments.

>In the other corner lies a huge lion looking very pleased with himself.


Moral:
IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY A SUPERVISOR IS FAMOUS, LOOK AT THE WORK OF HIS SUBORDINATES.

In the context of the working world:
IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY SOMEONE UNDESERVED IS PROMOTED, LOOK AT THE WORK OF HIS SUBORDINATES.


SCENE 2

It's a fine sunny day in the forest, and a rabbit is sitting outside his burrow,tippy-tapping on his typewriter.

Along comes a fox, out for a walk.

Fox: "What are you working on?"
Rabbit: "My thesis."

Fox: "Hmm... What is it about?"
Rabbit: "Oh, I'm writing about how rabbits eat foxes."

Fox: "That's ridiculous! Any fool knows that rabbits don't eat foxes!"
Rabbit: "Come with me and I'll show you!"

>They both disappear into the rabbit's burrow.

>After few minutes, gnawing on a fox bone, the rabbit returns to his typewriter and resumes typing.

Soon a wolf comes along and stops to watch the hardworking rabbit.

Wolf: "What's that you are writing?"
Rabbit: "I'm doing a thesis on how rabbits eat wolves."

Wolf: "you don't expect to get such rubbish published, do you?"
Rabbit: "No problem. Do you want to see why?"

The rabbit and the wolf go into the burrow and again the rabbit returns by himself, after a few minutes, and goes back to typing.

Finally a bear comes along and asks, "What are you doing?

Rabbit: "I'm doing a thesis on how rabbits eat bears."
Bear: "Well that's absurd!
Rabbit: "Come into my home and I'll show you"
As they enter the burrow, the rabbit introduces the bear to the lion.

Moral:
IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW SILLY YOUR THESIS TOPIC IS.
WHAT MATTERS IS WHO YOU HAVE FOR A SUPERVISOR.

In the context of the working world:

IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW BAD YOUR PERFORMANCE IS;
WHAT MATTERS IS WHETHER YOUR BOSS LIKES YOU.