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hi guys!š
this is just for fun, so Please don't get offended!š³š
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part 1:
Adhiraj sees Samrat and Suhani together and gets jealous because samrat loves suhani more as he has a secret crush for samrat and thats why he was trying to impress him since the begining.š
Adhiraj thinks to himself " Samrat you are so fit"š³ and decides tell him everything tomorrow and goes home and ghoda bechke so jata hai.and then he dreams about him. samrat in his casual dress and him in his erm..casual dress too and are in heavelnly, full of white smokey place,both run towards each other from either side like 1960's style. samrat saying "adhiraaaaajj mai aa raha hoon" and Adhiraj saying "samrat main bhi, main bhi" and keeps dreaming until morning š²š”. the next day he sees samrat in the garden and says to himself i will confess today...but..bu..but before he can even go, he sees Gunjan coming and take him away. And he gets sad and criesš. but then soon he sees another unnoticed handsome hunk, (although seen before bu still) .....Mayank!. and says "hi handsomeš³" at this mayank responds "hun, kya kaha adhiraj?"š
Adhiraj: Mayank darling, yoou know you are hot aur chikne bhi ho *winks* (tries to get closer)
mayank: CHiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii adhiraj, mujhe nahin pata tha ke tum, ooooos type ke ho
A: toh kya hua janu, ab toh pata chala na *winks* (again tries to get closer, this time he does)š²
Mayank trying buzz off but FrEeZ, "MAYANK"š² echoes....adhiraj and mayank both shocked look at the way od the door and camera zooms 3x !flash! on Nupur's shocked beautiful faceš³. she comes towards them...
Nupur says to Adhira gives him chanta š*fatak*and says: kyun adhiraj? you indore ke bandar, mujhse nazar nahi hati ke mere mayank pe dore dalne lag gaye, disgusting babloo chhiiš” mujhe nahi pata tha tum iss type ke ho *luks up an ddown atr him and turns to mayank and continues* aur tum Mr, mayank sharma mard banke ise pichhe dhakka nahi de sakte the....turns off angry and walks off,
. then mayank turns angry and says to him: eeeek adhiraj tum aise ho aur meri nupur se shadi karne chale the, zindagi barbad karna chahthe the *and punches him...boom-ka-pow* and goes after nupur.
Adhiraj cires adn is shocked, camera freezes and zooms 3x on ...Suhani's faceš² who's standing at the side, comes in and gives him another *thappad* and says: adhiraj tum itna gir jaoge maina soch na tha*in disgus and eww maine tum jaise se pyar kiya tha...eww, Oh god mujhe nahi pata tha ki KJO ka dostana itna effective hoga, i loved it but god adhiraj tumhe itna seriously nahi lena chahhiye tha and walks off in anguish. Adhiraj cries and breaks down and chants "hey bhagwan, yeh sab mere sath kyun hua, na samrat mila na mayank, nupur aur ab toh suhani bhi gayi, sab galti meri hi hai, main hi toh itna intra raha tha *owain* oh god kya mera Prince Charming (PC) mujhe nahi milega *but then a smile dawns on his face* thank you sunhani...mujhe mera prince mil gaya akhir dostana uska hi toh hai, my KJO, haan oh CTs walon mujhe kjo dila don *cries* (and evesdrop atmo outside and something stumbles drops breaks).
part 2:
adhiraj gets shocked, camera zooms 3x on......bui's face adn adhiraj's naiyya aur doobing....and cries out loud buiiiiiiiiiiiieehiihi
bui: chup kar babloo, chhiii mujhe nahi pata tha ke mumbai aake yeh gul khilayega *babloo shocked* chhi mujhe toh sharam aa rahi hai tujhe apna kehte huye, chhii.
Adhu: bui*cries* aisa mat kaho, please bui
bui: oh kjo, kyun banayi dostana kyun, although i enjoyed, loved it but still iss namakool ne toh uska naksha hi palat diya
A: bui, aisa mat kaho, agar tum Priyanka ka Saheli-Ana dekhogi na toh shayad tum bhi uss type....
Bui gets shocked at hearingt his and Saatakk *slaps him* and says " dhut *sharmoes* batameez, sharam nahi aati badon se aisi wahiyad bate karte hon, namakool, ganda bacha and walks off *gives smile in anger and goes to bauji and says "bhaiya, woh ladka babloo apni nupu ke liye thik nahi hai
bauji: ratna, kya hua kya baat hai?
bui:woh baat hai ki woh..oos type ka nikla
bauji: kis type ka ratna
bui:woh oos type ka hai aap khud hi jaake dekhiye
buaji gets shocked and walks off in anger and meets adhu. buaji walks in, adhu gets shocked an d scared.
adhiraj: namaste bauji, toh apne kya socha...
buaji *slaps him* :chhi tumhari himmat kaise huyi meri beti ke zindagi ke sath khelne ki, iss type ke hoke bhi meri beti se shadi karna chahte the, besharam, arre tumhse 100% toh mayank accha ladka haiš.hmm..dostanaš¤¢ ratna apne sath indore se kya parcel layi hai...n shouts "Nupur" and walks off!!
Adhiraj cries typical style "baujiiiiiiiiii"š but he then sson gathers himself and says i have to prove my self i have ti find my PC and gets outta the room and soon sees Dodo, as soon he sees hi he has a big smile on his lil face. he goes near to dodo, his eyes ocks onto dodo's but dod gets defensive.
Dodo: dekho adhiraj, main kisis aur ke liye hoon, tum kissi aur ko dhundlo *adhu still walks towards him* dekho tumhe warna kar raha hoon.*crosses his arms on his chest* but adha keeps moving adn there Dodo *ScReAms* " bachao, bachao adharaj meri izzat pe hamla kar raha hai, bachao bahcao, plaese apne naam ko sach mat karanaš¤¢" *crosses his arms on his chest agn*
suddenly onto hearing this, everybody comes in including the half of the gang (who was waiting ooutside the house for the rest of the gang) benji, annie, chako etc. with jhadoo, bartans etc. adn others Mayur, Sajan, diya, bui and bauji also joins without weapons!š
adn benji speaks: tum meri dia ki bhai ke izzatš¤¢.... chhi *dia luks at him and so duz benji*š³, ruk adharaj abhi tumhe mazak chkha te hai, C'mon guys *they run off*
part 3:
and Adhiraj runs for his life, run, runs, runs stumbles *ouch* gets up, runs, runs, stumbles (ouch)*gira hua admi* gest up and runs and bumps into.............bery special vyaktiš.................>.Mr, Shuka sir and has an eyelock and gets that PC feel and shukla sir looks at him in shock as usual firaos his hand over his chipkoo hair. then suddenly adhiraj sings "kya aap close up karte hain?" *naak band karke*
shukla sir: kya matlab tumhara mohaday, humare mooh se badbooaati hain
adhi: haan, na *moondi hilaos* i mean nahi and in return gets chatak *slap*
shukla:batmeez aaj kal ki pidhi mein na tameez hain na anushashan, janwar aur besharam kahike and walks off!
Now adhiraj breaks down in tears, he cries,cries and cries and the song plays in th ebackground "nikla jo ghar se mila nahi koi, suhane weather mein *its starts raining* mila nahi koi, koi samjhe na samjhe na samjhe takraye na koi humse, aknhein kaise chiuraloo is dil ke kasamse , hulchul ho dil mein kyunki mila nahi koi" and at it Adhiraj shouts" band karo yeh re, mujhe nahi suna na hai koi aur bajao" and continues crying.................so we play a new hit song bilkul bole toh jhakas and here it goes:
"Chhadke saariyaa ek vaariyaa dil nu hulaayiaa ki bimaariyaanx3
Munda munde naal pauda yaariyaa x2
Shehra paunda dulhe aunda khwaab de Bui da ujad gaya bui Da laadla bigad gaya
Bui da laadla bigad gaya Bui da laadla bigad gaya"
And with this Adhiraj is satisfied crying adn starts to shake his head and dances on the song and slowly the camera moves upwards, upwards,and over the moon...and the scene ends!!!
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Overall i say Adhiraj had a pretty Go-ad day!
And his quest continues to find his PCš and soon finds his one only last hope...................Chiruji........................!!!!!!!!!!!!
And they Lived happily ever after!!!š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
last bit of "chiruji for adhuji's" credit goes to tanvi diš ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Ok! now m gona ROFL nowš²š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
sorry for the long postš³š
PS. if the mods feel its inaproriate, you may close it!š
this is just for fun, so Please don't get offended!š³š
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part 1:
Adhiraj sees Samrat and Suhani together and gets jealous because samrat loves suhani more as he has a secret crush for samrat and thats why he was trying to impress him since the begining.š
Adhiraj thinks to himself " Samrat you are so fit"š³ and decides tell him everything tomorrow and goes home and ghoda bechke so jata hai.and then he dreams about him. samrat in his casual dress and him in his erm..casual dress too and are in heavelnly, full of white smokey place,both run towards each other from either side like 1960's style. samrat saying "adhiraaaaajj mai aa raha hoon" and Adhiraj saying "samrat main bhi, main bhi" and keeps dreaming until morning š²š”. the next day he sees samrat in the garden and says to himself i will confess today...but..bu..but before he can even go, he sees Gunjan coming and take him away. And he gets sad and criesš. but then soon he sees another unnoticed handsome hunk, (although seen before bu still) .....Mayank!. and says "hi handsomeš³" at this mayank responds "hun, kya kaha adhiraj?"š
Adhiraj: Mayank darling, yoou know you are hot aur chikne bhi ho *winks* (tries to get closer)
mayank: CHiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii adhiraj, mujhe nahin pata tha ke tum, ooooos type ke ho
A: toh kya hua janu, ab toh pata chala na *winks* (again tries to get closer, this time he does)š²
Mayank trying buzz off but FrEeZ, "MAYANK"š² echoes....adhiraj and mayank both shocked look at the way od the door and camera zooms 3x !flash! on Nupur's shocked beautiful faceš³. she comes towards them...
Nupur says to Adhira gives him chanta š*fatak*and says: kyun adhiraj? you indore ke bandar, mujhse nazar nahi hati ke mere mayank pe dore dalne lag gaye, disgusting babloo chhiiš” mujhe nahi pata tha tum iss type ke ho *luks up an ddown atr him and turns to mayank and continues* aur tum Mr, mayank sharma mard banke ise pichhe dhakka nahi de sakte the....turns off angry and walks off,
. then mayank turns angry and says to him: eeeek adhiraj tum aise ho aur meri nupur se shadi karne chale the, zindagi barbad karna chahthe the *and punches him...boom-ka-pow* and goes after nupur.
Adhiraj cires adn is shocked, camera freezes and zooms 3x on ...Suhani's faceš² who's standing at the side, comes in and gives him another *thappad* and says: adhiraj tum itna gir jaoge maina soch na tha*in disgus and eww maine tum jaise se pyar kiya tha...eww, Oh god mujhe nahi pata tha ki KJO ka dostana itna effective hoga, i loved it but god adhiraj tumhe itna seriously nahi lena chahhiye tha and walks off in anguish. Adhiraj cries and breaks down and chants "hey bhagwan, yeh sab mere sath kyun hua, na samrat mila na mayank, nupur aur ab toh suhani bhi gayi, sab galti meri hi hai, main hi toh itna intra raha tha *owain* oh god kya mera Prince Charming (PC) mujhe nahi milega *but then a smile dawns on his face* thank you sunhani...mujhe mera prince mil gaya akhir dostana uska hi toh hai, my KJO, haan oh CTs walon mujhe kjo dila don *cries* (and evesdrop atmo outside and something stumbles drops breaks).
part 2:
adhiraj gets shocked, camera zooms 3x on......bui's face adn adhiraj's naiyya aur doobing....and cries out loud buiiiiiiiiiiiieehiihi
bui: chup kar babloo, chhiii mujhe nahi pata tha ke mumbai aake yeh gul khilayega *babloo shocked* chhi mujhe toh sharam aa rahi hai tujhe apna kehte huye, chhii.
Adhu: bui*cries* aisa mat kaho, please bui
bui: oh kjo, kyun banayi dostana kyun, although i enjoyed, loved it but still iss namakool ne toh uska naksha hi palat diya
A: bui, aisa mat kaho, agar tum Priyanka ka Saheli-Ana dekhogi na toh shayad tum bhi uss type....
Bui gets shocked at hearingt his and Saatakk *slaps him* and says " dhut *sharmoes* batameez, sharam nahi aati badon se aisi wahiyad bate karte hon, namakool, ganda bacha and walks off *gives smile in anger and goes to bauji and says "bhaiya, woh ladka babloo apni nupu ke liye thik nahi hai
bauji: ratna, kya hua kya baat hai?
bui:woh baat hai ki woh..oos type ka nikla
bauji: kis type ka ratna
bui:woh oos type ka hai aap khud hi jaake dekhiye
buaji gets shocked and walks off in anger and meets adhu. buaji walks in, adhu gets shocked an d scared.
adhiraj: namaste bauji, toh apne kya socha...
buaji *slaps him* :chhi tumhari himmat kaise huyi meri beti ke zindagi ke sath khelne ki, iss type ke hoke bhi meri beti se shadi karna chahte the, besharam, arre tumhse 100% toh mayank accha ladka haiš.hmm..dostanaš¤¢ ratna apne sath indore se kya parcel layi hai...n shouts "Nupur" and walks off!!
Adhiraj cries typical style "baujiiiiiiiiii"š but he then sson gathers himself and says i have to prove my self i have ti find my PC and gets outta the room and soon sees Dodo, as soon he sees hi he has a big smile on his lil face. he goes near to dodo, his eyes ocks onto dodo's but dod gets defensive.
Dodo: dekho adhiraj, main kisis aur ke liye hoon, tum kissi aur ko dhundlo *adhu still walks towards him* dekho tumhe warna kar raha hoon.*crosses his arms on his chest* but adha keeps moving adn there Dodo *ScReAms* " bachao, bachao adharaj meri izzat pe hamla kar raha hai, bachao bahcao, plaese apne naam ko sach mat karanaš¤¢" *crosses his arms on his chest agn*
suddenly onto hearing this, everybody comes in including the half of the gang (who was waiting ooutside the house for the rest of the gang) benji, annie, chako etc. with jhadoo, bartans etc. adn others Mayur, Sajan, diya, bui and bauji also joins without weapons!š
adn benji speaks: tum meri dia ki bhai ke izzatš¤¢.... chhi *dia luks at him and so duz benji*š³, ruk adharaj abhi tumhe mazak chkha te hai, C'mon guys *they run off*
part 3:
and Adhiraj runs for his life, run, runs, runs stumbles *ouch* gets up, runs, runs, stumbles (ouch)*gira hua admi* gest up and runs and bumps into.............bery special vyaktiš.................>.Mr, Shuka sir and has an eyelock and gets that PC feel and shukla sir looks at him in shock as usual firaos his hand over his chipkoo hair. then suddenly adhiraj sings "kya aap close up karte hain?" *naak band karke*
shukla sir: kya matlab tumhara mohaday, humare mooh se badbooaati hain
adhi: haan, na *moondi hilaos* i mean nahi and in return gets chatak *slap*
shukla:batmeez aaj kal ki pidhi mein na tameez hain na anushashan, janwar aur besharam kahike and walks off!
Now adhiraj breaks down in tears, he cries,cries and cries and the song plays in th ebackground "nikla jo ghar se mila nahi koi, suhane weather mein *its starts raining* mila nahi koi, koi samjhe na samjhe na samjhe takraye na koi humse, aknhein kaise chiuraloo is dil ke kasamse , hulchul ho dil mein kyunki mila nahi koi" and at it Adhiraj shouts" band karo yeh re, mujhe nahi suna na hai koi aur bajao" and continues crying.................so we play a new hit song bilkul bole toh jhakas and here it goes:
"Chhadke saariyaa ek vaariyaa dil nu hulaayiaa ki bimaariyaanx3
Munda munde naal pauda yaariyaa x2
Shehra paunda dulhe aunda khwaab de Bui da ujad gaya bui Da laadla bigad gaya
Bui da laadla bigad gaya Bui da laadla bigad gaya"
And with this Adhiraj is satisfied crying adn starts to shake his head and dances on the song and slowly the camera moves upwards, upwards,and over the moon...and the scene ends!!!
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Overall i say Adhiraj had a pretty Go-ad day!
And his quest continues to find his PCš and soon finds his one only last hope...................Chiruji........................!!!!!!!!!!!!
~~~ Chiruji for Adhuji~~~
And they Lived happily ever after!!!š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
last bit of "chiruji for adhuji's" credit goes to tanvi diš ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Ok! now m gona ROFL nowš²š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
sorry for the long postš³š
PS. if the mods feel its inaproriate, you may close it!š
