comic dialouges - Page 4

Originally posted by: ~srk_abhi_apu~

@ Krishmjht: Yes yes Mayuritis all the way...😆😆😆

Wah wah kya database jaisi memory hain😲...Are you able to recall this much while studying for your exams???😆......Yeh scene rewind kar karke toh dialogues bhi yaad hain and i can gaurantee u got them absolutely right!....I picked out the best ones from them...😆😆😆....

Originally posted by: waiting

hahahaha.. nemo ..uve noted down all the hilarious dialogues..lolzz

i also loved nupur an mayank convo about cheronjiG,

N: ha mayank cheronji G .. vo hi ladka tave se utar ke taza taza meri zindagi me aya hai!!😆😆

and Mayu's expressions when he hears this..

i was rolling with laughter..lolzz

Originally posted by: monishanemo

@srk_abhi_appu n @krishmjht

u guys had loads of fun remembering mayur dialogues na???????????here u go its a 5 min scene in d jungle n believe it or not i remember word to word dialogue yaar so here it is

M---maine pehle hi kaha tha araam waaram se chal kar koi phayada nahi dekha ab raat ho gayi hai ab oolon ki tarah raat bhar jungle mein bitani padegi

N--jungle mein

M--nahi theatre mein dik nahi raha raat hogayi hai yeh bhi nahi pata ki sahi raastein chal rahe hai ya nahi aur aage jaaenge toh pata nahi kaunsi museebat mein phasjayenge

N-mayank mujhe lagta hai ki hum highwy ke najdeekh hi honge

M-ye aakashwanni tumein kis ne batayi

N-arey wah kabhi kabhi aise pyaar se bol liya karo acha lagtha hai

M--chal chal ke mein takh gaya hoon

N--tumhari takan takan aur meri takan time waste dus minute dus minute bhi mujhe nahi diya rest karne ke liye aur ab poori raat is jungle mein bitana chaathe ho dekho mayank bhool jaao kyon ki mein na taakhi hoon aur na is jungle mein poori raat bitane waali hoon mein jaa rahi hoon aage

M--haan haan hum toh jungle mein kho hi nahi hai dekho aasman se kaale badal hatenge aur rajkumari nupur bhushan ki sawari jungle mein land aregi aur woh uss mein bet kar aaram se jungle ko bye bye kartein huye yahaan se chaali jaayegi kyon ki raat toh usse jungle mein bitani hi nahi hai na

N--tumhare muh mein ghee-shakar aisa hota toh kitna maza ata hai na

M--exactly aisa nahi hone wala hai isliye yehi kahi jaga doondni padegi

after they sit

M--bait kya rahi ho ladkiya ekhata karo

N--kya

M--sorry mera matlab hai lakdiyan eekhata karo waise bhi nak mein dum karne ke liye ek ladki kaafi hai

N--tumhein lakdi ki kya zaroorat hai

M--raat ko jab tumhare rishtein daroon ko bookh lagegi aur woh oooooooooooooo katein hume milne aayenge tab tak ke liye aag jaala letein hain aur apne aap ko paka letien hain nahi toh unhe humein kacha khana padega

N--pata hai pata hai mujhe ki aag jalane se jungli janwar door rehtein hai zyaada encyclopedia bane ki zaroorat nahi hai aisa dikhata hai ki sab kuch aata hai

by d way tum aag jalaoge kaise dil se jo dua niklrahi hai usse

M--matches se woh ma ne

N--oh mummy ne diya hai toh beta mummy ne tumhein yeh nahi bataya raat ko jungle jungle nahi khelna chahiye haan

M--dekho nupur apni bakwaas bandh karo jungli janwar bhi tumse dus kos door bhagenge

throws oil bottle

M--yeh lo

N--yeh kya hai

M--narial ka tel aag jalene ke kam aayega

starts laughing

N--sorry tum narial ka tel rakhte ho

M-haan woh balon ke liye ma ne diya tha

N-acha toh MR.mayank sharma ke kaale ghane reshm baalon ka yeh raaz hai

she touches his hair

M--baalon ko mat chuo nupur

N--oh sorry mein toh bhoolhi gayi tumhe tih chinta hogi hi aakhir tum apne baalon ka itna khyaal jo rakthe ho

M-dekho nupur

N-mein nahi mayank pura execel college dekhega ki mr.mayank sharma ladies saloon jaatein toh hai kyon ki bina teatment kiye unki baal bina maintain ho pa tein

M--tum apni bakwaas bandh kaogi ya nahi aur yeh mujhe do

they fight bottle falls on mayapari

N--ahhh meri mayapari tumhein kitabon ki izzat karni nahi aati kya

M--tum is mayapari ki padi hai aur mujhe is tel ki bottle ki aur waise bhi yeh raati hai

N--raati haaan pure pachas rupye loongi mein dekhlena

M--sau lelo lekin apna muh bandh rakho

N--chup raho

there u go i can never forget these lines😆trust me i rmember them n go cross check if u want!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by: cocomarsht

the best mayur scene was (which i liked)nupur-haste ho toh insaan jaise lagte ho...

mayank-aashirvaad nahi dogi n yahin kahin gira tha...nupur-kya...mayank-tumhaare dimaag ka screw..

uday-----"rolly polly anjelina joli khelo na mere saath holi"

"shukla sir ko history ke future mein jaake present ki saari baatein yaad aajayegi"

lol...these all dialouges are fun..

Originally posted by: falak01

Mayank:LADKIYAN ikattha karo....🤣 & Kuch nahi maa...naada girne nahi diya..nahi nahi...payjaama girne nahi diya....🤣🤣 Nupur:NA hello na hai...bas aate hi dhaye dhaye..🤣 it wud take a very long time if i write all my fav dialogues...so in short each n every dialogue is my fav...and those dialogues of uday are just🤣🤣