Ur fav dialouges so far in MJHT !! - Page 15

another one from thursday's epi

Lol true yaa.& some more..

yep.....n remember that scne wen mayank asked nupur that 'kya tumhe pehle kabhi pyaar hua hai'

Some 41st epis..

& most hillirious thing..Jab v uday kuch bola in BG music doggi v bola lol..

Todays funny dialouges lol

*Gunjan* Um... Thank you...
*Samrat* Mention not...

*Nupur* Mein Mayank kay saath Beach par gaye thi! Issi liyeh!
*GunjanShocked* Akele???
*Nupur* Bala do janey akele kaisey ho gay Gunjan?

*Gunjan* Accha Di? Tum dono Bike par beythay thay kya?
*Nupur* Lo kar lo baat! Gunjan Beach pay Bike par kaisey beyth saktah hain?

*Samrat* Kaun bol rahan hain?
*Nupur* Ji mein Nupur aap kaun?
*Samrat* Nupur? Great. Meray paas ek plan hain
*Nupur* Aap nay plan banaya hain toh accha hi hoga! Vaisey aap bol kaun rahein hain?
*Samrat* Samrat! Aur kaun?
*Nupur* Tum nay yahan phone kyu kiya?!
*Samrat* Voh mein-
*Nupur* HAAN! Vahee toh! Mein, mein nay, meray! Inn saab say toh tum agay baroh ghay he nahin! Jaab dekho apney barein mein he socho ghay! Aur doosro kay baray mein tab socho ghay jaab onney tang karna hota hain! KYU?
*Samrat* Par suno toh!
*Nupur* Soona toh tah! Lekin ab nahin soono ghee! Mujhe lagtah hain tumhara kaam he planning karna hain!
*Samrat looks at Phone like What-The-Hell-Is-She-On?*
Nupur* Tum ek kaam kyu nahin kartey Samrat? Tum apney saarey plans ek kagaaz par likh kar osse more kar kachrey kay dabey mein kyu nahin daltey??? Dekho Samrat! Ab mein tumharee batoon mein bilkool nahin anay walee! SAMJHAY?!
*Samrat* Dekho-
*Nupur* Dekho mein nahin! Dekho Tum! Ek par meri behen ko pareshaan kartey hoon! Aur oopar say damkhee daytay ho?! By God! Kal college ah kar milloh! Tab baat kartey hain!
*Nupur hangs up on Samrat*
*Samrat Looks at Phone* No Hello No Hi! Baas Dhaye Dhaye Dhaye!

*Samrat speaking to Gunjan*
Itnay Pyar say bolo ghee toh mein tumhare liyeh Jaan bhi day doon gah...

*Samrat to himself after Gunjan leaves angry*
Ajeeb larkee hain yaar! Na Samrat ka Style pasand hain! Na Bhavesh ka Bholapan!

*Samrat* Mein tumhein chuna nahin chahtah tah matlab chu saktah hoon...?

*Gunjan* Hum kaisey jayein ghay?
*Samrat* Yeh. Isse BIKE kehtay hain.

*Samrat to Gunjan on Bike*
Theek hain! Abhi nahin par baad mein toh pakaro ghee...

*Gunjan* Aap please zara dheeray chalayeh!
*Samrat* Arre bhees speed par chala rahan hoon!
*Gunjan* Toh phir dus key speed par chalayeh!
*Samrat* Baandh kar doon??? Ghar jana hain yah nahin jana?

*Samrat stops Bike*
*Gunjan* Kya howa?
*Samrat* Nahin tumhein long drive pay lay janay mein mujhe koi problem nahin hain par tumhara ghar ah gaya!

*Samrat to Uday*
Aaj woh din ah chuka hain Uday! Jab tu duniya ko dekha saktah hain kay tu bhi kisee kay kaam ah saktah hain!

*Samrat* Kisee ko batana maat! Dia ko bhi nahin!
*Uday* Dude! Agar mein kisee ko bataon gah nahin to Duniya ko kaisey pata chaley gah???


*Samrat looks at Gunjans Window and Smiles* Yehi kirkhee hain! Chal beytah Samrat! Char ja!

*Uday* Sam! Toh itna sajh dajh kay kyu aya hain?

*Samrat* Agar tum nay kuch bola toh tumhein darwaza kolna parey gah aur agar darwaza koolah toh hum dono...iss kamray mein... akele....baharwalay kya sochein ghay?

*Uday* ANDAR KAUN HO SAKTAH HAIN????
*Dia* Tum chilah kyu rahein ho?! Hum saab yehee hain nah?!
*Uday* Mein nay socha kay agar koi andar ho gah bhi toh meri awaz soon kay gabrah jaye gah! Intelligent!


*Samrat* Zaroor Chashmish! Mujhe tum par yehee umeed thi! Par itnee raat ko ek larkay kay saath akele iss room mein...darwaaza koolah... toh shaq tum par bhi jaye gah nah?
*GunjanShocked* Mujhe pay? Mujhe pay kyu?
*Samrat* Agar pakara gaya! Toh mein toh bol doon gah kay mujhe Gunjan nay boolayah!


*Gunjan Panicking* Tum bed kay peeche choop jao!
*Samrat* Har koi saab say pehle bed kay peeche hi dekhta hain mujhe bahut experiance hain bahut larkiyon kay ghar mein bed kay peeche choop chookah hoon!
*Gunjan* Toh tum cupboard mein choop jao! Jao!
*Samrat* Tumharey dupatto kay beech? I dont mind!

*Uday* GEOGRAPHY! Meri Geography bhi tumharee Geography key tara ek dum karab hain! Yaad hain? Bachpan mein tum fail hotee thi???

*Samrat* Bola tah nah Chashmish? Saab pehle bed kay neeche he dekhtay hain!

*Samrat* Chashmish! Agar tumharee baat mantah toh mein tumharey dupatto kay beech pakara jaata!

*Gunjan* Tum please baas jao!-
*Samrat* Bhas jaon? bhas jaon? Hamesha hamesha kay liyeh tumharay bedroom mein... Bhas jaon?

*Gunjan* Famous hokay tum nay kya pah liyah?

*Mayank* Maaza ah gaya!!!!

*Samrat* Benjy? Aaj DATE kya hain? *Gunjan drops CDs*

*Samrat* Bataon?
*Gunjan* Haan bata do
*SamratSurprised* Bata doon???

Aisha xxx😉

my fav dialouges are in the very beggining of this drama....when it started when sammy expresses his emotions and tells the whole gang what kind of life partner he wants

"No Hello, No GoodBye, Sirf Dinn Dinn Dinn!!"
-Samy

today i loved sammy's lines

samrat sirf aankhon ki kitab partha hai

lagado walla lines

aapka hukum sar aankhon (the way he bowed down like gunjan is his queen)

loved the look of slight disgus when gunjan said to sam "woh tumhare kapre, tumhare kapre bade ajeeb lag re hai" 😆

today many non lines and staring scenes took the cake though