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Wife called hubby in office ..
Wife - window is not opening .. What shall I
do ?
Hubby - Put some hot water n wait for while.
It will open ...
Wife (lil unconvinced)- r u sure ?
Hubby - ya trust me it will do the magic.. Try
it ..
(After a while hubby calls back to check) ...
Did u do as I told u ! Did it do the needfull
trick ?
Wife - I don't kno about the trick or magic but
NOW entire laptop is not starting X_X

just 3500 more to go and than I will be free from this pink color.
I hate this pink alot

Originally posted by: rockingal09

riru

tani 😊

Dosti Roxxx!!!
A sweet line after a huge fight: "Chal sale ab 1
thanda toh pila"?
A sweet line for a friend when scolded from
teacher: "Chhod na yaar ye sali pagal hai. Apne
piche hi padi rehti hai"?
A sweet line when a group member absent:
"Sala kahi ladki k sath hoga"
A sweet line when any of our friend got
dumped: "Chhod na sali tere type ki nahi thi"
A sweet line to your friends when we were
blank at exams: "Sale kitni sheet bharega? Muje
bhi to bata"
A sweet line when all group got punished: "Sab
teri wajah se hua kaminey"?
With tears, the sweetest line when all separate:
"Jaa sale hum toh chhote log hai na, tum bade
log humse baat thodi karoge"
Without frnds Life iS NothinG
Dost kitne bhi kaminey ho but jaan hote hai
Share this for all your kaminey Friendz to
remind dem ki saale tere bagar mein kuch nahi
hu..!!

Originally posted by: mrs_kapoor

tani 😊

hola 🤣

Sometimes it's better to be clueless about
what's happening around you, rather than
knowing every bit of information that kills you

In the end..you'll see who's fake... who's true
and who would risk it all for you... and trust
me... some people will totally surprise you

Originally posted by: Sayed.

just 3500 more to go and than I will be free from this pink color.
I hate this pink alot

Originally posted by: rockingal09

hola 🤣

hola 😆 whats up?? 😛

''A girl sitting next to me in a bus was talking
sweetly on the phone with someone who
seemed to be her boyfriend. Her conversation
was like this: "ok babyyy... Byeee... Take
care..." And then, ''you hang first'', "no you
hang first...''
And finally her phone started ringing!!!''