santa is back

Santa : What is the meaning of SMS?
Banta : It Means...
S - Sardaro ka
M - Mazaak udane ki
S - Service

A sardar saw a beautiful girl.
he went and kissed her.
GIRL: "stupid,what are you doing...?"
Sardar: " B.Com Final Year....

Santa was driving car zigzag on the road. Traffic inspector stopped him.
Santa: Sir, I am learning the car. Inspector: without instructor? Santa: Sir, this is a correspondence course.

Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon."

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa does not turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I am coming daily from 4 days, I press the bell, but no one comes out.

Santa khali kadahi me chammach chala raha tha to Banta ne poocha kya bana rahe ho?
Santa- BEWAKOOF bana raha hoon..

A man told santa: Banta is kissing your wife.
Santa hurriedly rushed to home, within half hour came back angrily and slapped the man and said: He is not Banta.

😆 😆 okay thanks for this

thanx .............

so here r few more.....



ONE FINE DAY A GIRL PROPOSED TO A SARDAR AND SARDAR DENIED
SIMPLY SAYING THAT IN OUR FAMILY,
WE MARRY ONLY OUR RELATIVES..
MY MOM MARRIED MY DAD,
MY BROTHER MARRIED MY BHABHI ,
MY UNCLE MARRIED MY AUNT AND SO ON.
SO PLEASE EXCUSE ME !!!!!

Once a Sardarji was going to his office.
On the way he slipped on a banana peel and was badly hurt.
Next day , on his way to the office, he noticed a banana peel
and Later after two days, he noticed two banana peels and
exclaimed" ari sala, aaj to choice hai"!!!!!!


A Sardar, his wife with son and daugher went to a
> > party.. he introduced his family to his friends
> > saying.." I am Sardar.. and this is Sardarnee ...
> > this is my kid and that is my kidney...!!"



> > >American says "US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai.."
> > >Sardarji " India me to.. shaadi Fe-mail se hoti
> > hai...!!!"
> >Nurse - "Mubarak ho.. Sardarji.. aap papa ban
> > gaye.."
> > >Sardarji - " Meri wife ko nahi bolna.. main use
> > surprise doonga..!"


> > What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE .........
> >
> > Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai......
> >
> > Doosari bigadati hai to "SHUROO' ho jati hai
> >
>
> > Ek sardar apne bete se bola : Bevakuf, kaisa machis leke aaya hai, ek bhi
> > tili nahin jalti.
> >
> > Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test karke laya hu.
> >

> > Doctor to Sardaar : App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai?
> >
> > Sardaar : Hoga, Jarur hoga; 25 saalse mera khoon jo pee rahi hai....

> > Sardar found answer to most difficult question question ever
> >


Sardar wins Rs. 20 crore from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave Rs. 11 crore after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar: "Give me Rs. 20 crore or else return my 20 Rs. back.!


Postman:- I had to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet
Sardar:- why did you come so far. Instead you could have posted it....


Sardar proposed to a Girl......Girl said 'I'm 1 year older to you'...........
Sardar said 'Oye no problem Soniye, I'll marry you NEXT YEAR.


Sardar's wish :when i die,i wanna die like my grandpa who died peacefulyin his sleep not screamin like all the passengers in the car he was driving..


Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror!


Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked:" Why are you writing so slowly?
Sardar: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.

Lady Shouted At Midnight "SARDAR G" jaldi Utto BILLI Sara Doodh Pee Gahi hai "SARDAR" Replied angerly "ULLO KEE PATI " Kitnee Bar Samjahya Hai KAMEEZ Pa Ka soya Kar…

😆 😆 LOLZ..thanks for the jokes 😆 😆