> Commandment 1.
>Marriages are made in heaven.
>But so again, are thunder and lightning.
>Commandment 2.
>If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word
>you say, talk in your sleep.
>Commandment 3.
>Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100 grand!
>Commandment 4.
>Married life is very frustrating.
>In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
>In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
>In the third year, they both speak and the neighbours listen.
>Commandment 5.
>When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the wife is.
>Commandment 6.
>Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
>Commandment 7.
>Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something
>you say.
>After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.
> >Commandment 8.
>Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and
>a good cook.
>But the law allows only one wife.
>Commandment 9.
>Marriage and love are purely matter of chemistry.
>That is why the wife treats the husband like toxic waste.
>Commandment 10.
>A man is incomplete until he is married.
>After that, he is finished.
>Bonus Commandment story.
>A long married couple came upon a wishing well.
>The wife leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
>The husband decided to make a wish too.
>But he leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
>The wife was stunned for a moment but then smiled, "Wow! This stuff really Works!"
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