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Posted: 17 years ago
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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
***I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm IRISH, so I MST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home wrecker.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MJST be irresponsible.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
***I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
***I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid and STUCK UP.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
***I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
***I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling person.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
***I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
***I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. ! This one truly makes me laughh. HARD.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
***I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
***I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. 😲what :|
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
***I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
***I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
***I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
***I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
***I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
***I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo's
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
***I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
***I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
***I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
After reading this I realized how I forgot how much the world is so sterotypical. I guess I'm sort of a hypocrite of saying some of the stuff I am..
but you shouldn't judge peopple. D:
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Posted: 17 years ago
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woww....those are pretty harsh
and i dnt think i ever heard a canadian with an accent..?
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Posted: 17 years ago
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I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
^ i got more candian ones.. :| loll..people enjoy to steriotype us -_-
anyways, thx, i hate steriotypessss, however, i kinda go steriotype sometimes not intentionally tho
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Posted: 17 years ago
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Originally posted by: coolgurl2009

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

^ i got more candian ones.. :| loll..people enjoy to steriotype us -_-
anyways, thx, i hate steriotypessss, however, i kinda go steriotype sometimes not intentionally tho

Yeah there are more. Like...
- the "eh" thing
- that we live in igloos and its always snowing LMAO
- we say "zed" not "zee" [I say zed. XD]
- that we speak "canadian" and not english. :S
- that we have pet polar bears/beavers/moose and we see them everyday
- aboot/about
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Posted: 17 years ago
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Originally posted by: Lead-Oxide

Yeah there are more. Like...
- the "eh" thing
- that we live in igloos and its always snowing LMAO
- we say "zed" not "zee" [I say zed. XD]
- that we speak "canadian" and not english. :S
- that we have pet polar bears/beavers/moose and we see them everyday
- aboot/about

People just love stereotyping us Canadians 'huh?
The "eh" thing is SO common.. my cousins who're in UK are always making fun of me for that, and I dont thnk I say 'eh that much!
I say zed
I speak english
but living in igloos and seeing beavers/moose everyday just blew me off! lmao
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Posted: 17 years ago
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Originally posted by: mimi0295

People just love stereotyping us Canadians 'huh?
The "eh" thing is SO common.. my cousins who're in UK are always making fun of me for that, and I dont thnk I say 'eh that much!
I say zed
I speak english
but living in igloos and seeing beavers/moose everyday just blew me off! lmao

I say it once in a while. Lmao, some people really do think we live in igloos and that we only have one season...
Lol.
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Posted: 17 years ago
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canadiians aree kewll😎
weee gott the snoww andd polar bears😎
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Posted: 17 years ago
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Originally posted by: Lead-Oxide

I say it once in a while. Lmao, some people really do think we live in igloos and that we only have one season...
Lol.

i agree with both of you. my cousins in UK do the same and thing but i do somewhat say "eh" a lot. :D
lol I say Zed too :] LMFAO, we dont speak canadian 🤣 thats a new one!😛😆
loll haha, the igloos thing is dumb, we have HOUSES, you know!😆 i would die if we only had one season, thank god for summer/spring/fall :] winter sucks here, soo COLDDDDD!🥱😆
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Posted: 17 years ago
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Originally posted by: cutiex0

canadiians aree kewll😎

weee gott the snoww andd polar bears😎

lmao yea!!😎😎😎
CANDIANS are the BESTT 😎😆
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Posted: 17 years ago
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canadians live in igloos.
LMFAAO !
dat's hilariouss but so NOT truee

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