you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it? I'll give it in a temple
You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go? Go to your place and dance on your head for grilling me so much😆
Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Shit! Now that you are in the new location, where are you gonna go to spend that? Buy icecream for you
An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. "Be brand-specific" it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don't drink booze there's something you can figure out... so what's it gonna be? Woww man that's awesome . I would ask for free supply of Absolut Vodka .
Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there? I would love to go to Dvapar Yuga and meet Karna . Would tell him how much I admire him , How much his words to Draupadi has pained me and seek his blessings . Would also tell him to come along with me and see that despite of being a Kaurava how he has a mammoth fan following with legions of fans around the universe . Would tell him about my Panchoo Di and how she loves and worships him to the heights of insanity and ask my daanveer to get married to her . To accept my Diala akka as his mother as she would love him more than his own mother and never abandon him . And lastly would ask him to bless mme with his traits which can make a better human being ..
You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?Equality amongst men and women
You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what's the premise?I'll make a Mahabharat from Karna's pov and most importantly without any distortion .😆
What is your favorite expletive? What the F*** or hell . Depending upon the situation
One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?Chant " jay hanuman gyaan gun sagar , jay kapeesh tihu lok ujaagar . Ram doot atulit baldhama , anjani putra pavan suta nama " and " oushade chintayet vishnu , bhojanecha Janardana ,shayane Padmanabhanmcha , vivahecha Prajapatim" . Inshort will start chanting Shree Hanuman Chalisha and Shree Vishu Shodashanama Stotram .
Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what's the one thing you're going to save from that blazing inferno?My Jagannath Idol . I can risk my life for saving that . Also my Shloka diary .
The Angel Of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel Of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour? Sit near my maa and papa and chant Jagannath's name . Remember him and pray him to free me from this cycle of birth and death and grant the eternal bliss of Moksha .
You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be?They should give me enough sooper power to weed out all the corrupt and male chauvinist politicians from India . We want no Mulayam Rahul or Salman Singh Yadav .
You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?Go back to her and apologise for not visiting her on the pretext of my examination . And also spend sometime with her before she whooshes away again ..
You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?My getting harrased and her death
You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit... you can move to anywhere else in the world!I'll go to Pakistan , find out all the terrorists and mafias and kill them . Will try to unite India and Pakistan
This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be? Chocolate bar
Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question... If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out... Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like "Dude, check it out, I can freaking FLOAT!!" I'll float all those's houses first who ganged up and bashed me on internet
The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier have given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which late celebrity will you bring back to life?Micheal Jackson so he can give the world "THIS IS IT !"
The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn't think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?I'll bring her back . Her death was tragic and painful .
How was your day?It was ohkiee
What is the best job you ever had?I have only worked as an volunteer only till date and that too in my school . Can't say it was best beacause they treated us like donkeys .
What time do you normally wake up?8:30 to 9am
What time do you normally go to bed?1 to 1:30 am
Have you ever been in a car accident or seen one?Na and please pray that nothing of that sort ever happens
Till what age would you like to live and why?65 years only . I would like to die waliking and talking . Don't want to be bed-ridden and wait for death
what decade during the last century would you have chosen to be a teenager?The present one is awesome ..
what is your aim for this year? To top in my university
Have you ever milked a cow or goat? No
Have you ever won a prize in a contest? Yeah . Many a times
What were you doing 30 minutes ago? Watching Starbharat
Did you have an exciting last weekend? No bhai My exams were going on
Have you ever crawled through a window? Yeah ! But I was a lil' kid then
What do you spend most of your money on?Eating
Where were you at 1AM sunday morning? Sitting on my study chair and reading history of english literature
Do you think you're a good judge of character?Yeah . Made by experience .
What's the best compliment you've ever received?Many a times I've recieved compliments for my traits . I think it is unfair to judge anyone the beat as all have come from those who have complimented's hearts ..
What's the worst advice you've ever taken?Taking up science stream in my senior secondary against my will was the worst advice I've ever ever taken . It proved to be disastrous ..
What talent do you wish you'd been born with? I'm happie the way I'm . I couldn't have been any better ..
What's the most spontaneous thing you've ever done? Slapped the guy in public who touched me . I slapped him thrice and abused him a lot . That day I realised what a women could and should do .
What's a subject you wish you knew more about?Mathematics
What did people tease you about growing up?My specs
Who in your family are you most like?My papa
What's the most fun you've had in the last year?When I were on my trip to Thailand . Otherwise last year was one of the worst of the worst years of my life of 18 years ,,,
Do you have a recurring dream? What happens in it? No I don't have any such dream
What's the bravest thing you've ever done? Slapped the guy who eve-teased me . Stood against my teacher when she was showing her male-oriented chauvinistic attitude .
What's the biggest personal change you've ever made? Nothing as such ..
Where did you go to school? Sector-5
Did you have a special place where you went to be alone as a child? No . I would get scared if left alone as a child ..
How did you rebel as a child?I would shout , give up eating and break things . Even I'm scared of my fiery temper . Many a times I would avoid people because I had no control on my temper and tend to lose it at the drop of a hat . I'm still like that though anger management classes have helped me to mellow down a lil' . Even Diala akka holds this special place in my heartt because she has also in way helped me a lot in controlling my anger .
What did you hide from your parents? I share every minute details of even the silliest of silly things with them . That's the reason why they trust me so much and are all cool about me ..
Are you the same person you were as a child, or much different? I'm same I'm an emotional fool , m short tempered , love everyone from heart etc etc . Only that I don't fit into my old clothes now ..😆😆
Talk about a time when you got into trouble at school. I had this typical Dabbanng attitude . So I was at logger-heads with my teacher in class 11 and 12 because dared to raise questions on my character because I spoke to a senior guy . I woder , she being an educted lady , how can possess such a cheap thinking . And guess what she was also a Tamilian .
Do you consider your childhood a happy one? Yeah absolutely it was
What is your saddest memory? When i lost her , my mausi
What were your first words and who told you what they were? I just don't remeber that . I were an infant then bhai😆😆
Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? Yes ofcourse !!!
Have you ever had a crush on a friend's parent? NAhhh
Have you ever had a crush on a friend's gf? I'm straight enough😡😡😡
Have you ever had a crush on an animated character? Yeah !! I really liked Johnny Depp . But that can't be called a crush ..
Do you believe in love at first sight? Yeah , I'm loving my maa since I'd opened my eyes
Do you believe in soul mates? yes , my parents are the living examples
Do you believe you found your soul mate? no , not yet
Which was the last restaurant you went to? madhuban
Is there a secret you've never told anyone? No I'm too lame at keeping secrets . It'll remain a secret only if I forget it
Do you like yourself? yeah . It's I , me amd myself for me
Have you ever dyed your hair? no , what made you ask that ??
Is there anything in your past that you'd like to try again? I'd like to try scuba diving agian
If you had to eat 1 thing for the rest of your life, what? Nirmalya
Are you an emotional person? Yes , very very very much
What's something that can always make you feel better? A soothing conversation
Did your parents spoil you as a child? not that much
What song always makes you happy when you hear it? Currently it's happy by Pharell Williams
What was your favorite sitcom growing up? Nothing as such
What favorite food puts you in a great mood? Garlic chicken and masala kulcha
Who's the funniest person you know? YOU YOU n only YOU
What was the best vacation you ever had? THailand last year
Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? MY papa
What is the first thing you notice in the opposite sex ? answered already
How big is your bed? 6'5'' * 7'
What music are you listening to right now? Depends on my mood
Pick 4 random numbers from 1 - 10? What are they 4,7,8,9
What was the last thing you ate? roti and paneer
Who was the last person you hugged? my friend niks
How is the weather right now? It's terribly hot out here
Do you like your handwriting? beautiful
If you were another person would you be friends with you? ofcourse
Are you very sarcastic? not very much , I dunno hurt anyone with sarcasm
Do you still have your tonsils? no
Do you think you are physically strong? yes
Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? no
Which you favorite icecream flavor? kesar pista , tootie frootie and choco chip
What was the last thing you ate? already answered
What was the last drink you drank? water
If you were a crayon what color would you be? blue as i love the sky or green as i love trees
Which are your favorite smells? male perfumes n colognes especially poison
Do you like people with green eyes? Ya what's wrong in that ??
Do you like scary movies or comedy movies more? comedy ones
Do you prefer hugs or kisses? hugs . kisses are too intimate for me
What is on your mouse pad? I donot have one
What is more difficult for you; looking into someone's eyes when you are telling someone how you feel, or looking into someone's eyes when they are telling you how they feel? Nothing out of the two . I'm quite confident in these matters n don't lower my eyes until and unless I'm wrong .
Think of the last time you were REALLY angry. Yesterday only . I were really very , very angry
You are on a flight from Honolulu to Chicago non-stop. There is a fire in the back of the plane. You get enough time to make ONE phone call. Who would you call? I'll Jagannath and ask hhim to pls take care of everything I took care of till now as I'm coming to him forever ..
You are at the doctor's office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid? Make merry and embrance death welcomingly with open hands . I wont be afraid as valiants die never but only once ..
You can have one of the following two things: trust/love. One cannot withstand without another
You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do? I'll save the dog . If the boss is a human and not robot he'll understand my situation..
If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go?
Think of the last person who you really knew that died. You have the chance to give them 1 hour of life back, but you have to give one year of your life. Do you?
Are you the kind of friend that you would want to have as a friend?
Where do you like to go to have fun?
What were you doing the last time you really had a good laugh?
If you could travel anywhere in the world, where would it be?
What is your all time favorite comedy movie?
What is your happiest childhood memory?
What song always makes you happy when you hear it?
What was your favorite sitcom growing up?
What favorite food puts you in a great mood?
Who's the funniest person you know?
What was the best vacation you ever had?
Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
What is the first thing you notice in the opposite sex?
Whats your middle name?
How big is your bed?
What music are you listening to right now?
Butterfinger?
What was the last thing you ate?
Who was the last person you hugged? (smiley wise on IF)
Do you have any regrets in life?
What do you think about capital punishment?
Is revenge sometimes justified?
What is the difference between existence and essence?
Which is a stronger emotion: anger or love?
can insanity bring on more creativity?
Why does religion cause so much war?
Why is your definition of true happiness different from anyone else's definition of true happiness?
If you had to move to a state besides the one you currently live in, where would you move?
Would you give your life to save someone else's?
What is your quirkiest habit and how long have you had it?
Give your 5 favorite songs.
What is your saddest memory.
What is your happiest memory.
What do you want to do for a career, and why.
If you were president, what would you do.
244. Would the true Sappie want to answer all 500 questions or would the true Sappie want to stop at this one?
