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Posted: 11 years ago
😆😆frappie. Loved your toungue-in-cheek, sly humour. Just a small request, if you dont mind.. Next time, could you please break convo on separate line
so it is easy to read...
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Posted: 11 years ago
Loved this VH in VrishBharat ki kahaniyan. ⭐️😆
Vyaasa would have been pleased, I am sure.. 👏
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Posted: 11 years ago

Originally posted by: -Shani-

Anyone else finds it strange that Draupadi seems aximum extent so far...

I mean, Krishna has ALREADY laid the blame for Draupadi's vibhaajan on ⭐️Drupad's footsteps. So, on what basis will the blame for her humiliation now come on theto possess no ill-will towards ⭐️Drupad (the root cause of all her troubles in ⭐️B) - who ACTUALLY wished for her a lifetime of pain and suffering? Instead, she has lashed out on the Pandavas to the m chandal chaukdi, or even the Pandavas for that matter?

And what kinds of gods are those that ACTUALLY granted that horrible wish of ⭐️Drupad towards Draupadi?

⭐️Gods are evil

Or mayybbeee - they were up in heaven feeling bored when the news of Drupad's sacrifice reached them ... then they heard Drupad's challenge and laughed their heads off. When they came too they decided to teach that puny little human some stuff.

Drupad asks for a daughter who will face a life time of hard ship and sadness; ⭐️Gods say ok - so your daughter will be so beautiful that everyone will lust for her and everyone will want her, except for her husbands who will fight each other to see who gets to go on Sannyasa. She will get insulted, VHed, molested by two lusty men, lose all her sons in a battle that the future will blame on her, and to top it all off - some creatives in the future will randomly bring up the question of your daughter and her best friend Govind's relationship through the medium of a silly baboon - Sisupala.

Then Drupad asks for her daughter to have all the impurities of the world, yet still remain pure. So ⭐️Gods once again roll on the ground, laughing their heads off. So the ⭐️SkinGod says, let's make her skin very dark. Impurities are represented by darkness, so she should be dark. But ⭐️PureGod objects saying that if she is dark, where will her purity be? ⭐️SkinGod says that she will be dark in abstract sense since fair people apparently look better 😆 ... so her purity will be her fairness, and her impurity will be her fairness
⭐️BossGod confirms this and says lets also make her married to 5 men. ⭐️MarriageGod says that's adharma, we can't do this! But ⭐️BossGod says it's ok. We can create an exception this one time. Since we're creating the exception, it will be pure for her, yet impure for the world. It fits Drupad's category. ⭐️CrazyGod asks "why not have her married to 8 or 20 guys?" and ⭐️BossGod says "are you crazy!!!" (⭐️CrazyGod whispers 'yes') If she gets married to 8 or 20 guys then that means a bunch of us will have to go to Kunti and beg her to have babies with each of us!!!

Anyway ... that's the story of the Gods in heaven. EDT post turned CNAT post ... once again 😆
Edited by shyam09 - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
mujhe chakkar aa rahe hain.
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Posted: 11 years ago
Why Nakula missed Bheem

Nakula was very sad. Bhrata Bhim and Arjuna had gone off to do tapasya. He missed Bhrata Bhim the most. It wasn't just the jokes and loud laughs that he missed. Bhrata Bhim had sheltered him and Sahdev from Panchali. Without him around to fulfill her every whim, Panchali had him and Sahdev run all her and Jesth's errands instead. She always needed something - fruits for upvaas, firewood for cooking, hay for her kutir, water for her bath, flowers for her pooja, etc. He and Sahdev had never worked so hard. Not even in Gurukul.😭

Then there was the food. Panchali's cooking skills were horrendous. Bhrata Bhim had always secretly handled the kitchen both in Indraprast and during their first few months of vanvaas too. It was only after he had left that Jesht, Sahdev, and he had learnt that their beloved Panchali barely knew the difference between salt and sugar. After she had burnt yet another stag to crisp, Jhest had slyly declared that he would not eat meat again till Bhim and Arjun returned. He and Sahdev had not spoken up fast enough and now had to daily suffer Panchali's latest cooking misadventure. Everyday was a new disaster...sometimes too much salt, other times no salt, burnt rotis and even raw meat. More often then not the only edible item was rice. But, to be fair credit for that went to Rishi Durvasa.

He had come to visit the Pandav a few months after Bhrata Bhim had left. Terrified he would curse them after trying Panchali's salty kheer, the brothers had sent her of to a neighboring ashram for yoga and served the MahaRishi fruit salad. Pleased with their salad service Rishi Durvasa gifted Yuddhistir, Nakula, and Sahdev a rice cooker. So, the three now at least had perfect rice as they waited for Bhrata Bhim's return.
Edited by AnjanaYYZ - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
bechaaraa nakul, waise uswakt bhi pandavon ko bachaane wale the govind.
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Posted: 11 years ago
🤣 🤣 Poor Nakul, Sehdev n Yudi 😛
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Posted: 11 years ago
Rise cooker!!!1 OMG!!!!!!!

poor nakul and sahdev!!!! 🤣 🤣
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Posted: 11 years ago

Originally posted by: AnjanaYYZ

Why Nakula missed Bheem

Nakula was very sad. Bhrata Bhim and Arjuna had gone off to do tapasya. He missed Bhrata Bhim the most. It wasn't just the jokes and loud laughs that he missed. Bhrata Bhim had sheltered him and Sahdev from Panchali. Without him around to fulfill her every whim, Panchali had him and Sahdev run all her and Jesth's errands instead. She always needed something - fruits for upvaas, firewood for cooking, hay for her kutir, water for her bath, flowers for her pooja, etc. He and Sahdev had never worked so hard. Not even in Gurukul.😭

Then there was the food. Panchali's cooking skills were horrendous. Bhrata Bhim had always secretly handled the kitchen both in Indraprast and during their first few months of vanvaas too. It was only after he had left that Jesht, Sahdev, and he had learnt that their beloved Panchali barely knew the difference between salt and sugar. After she had burnt yet another stag to crisp, Jhest had slyly declared that he would not eat meat again till Bhim and Arjun returned. He and Sahdev had not spoken up fast enough and now had to daily suffer Panchali's latest cooking misadventure. Everyday was a new disaster...sometimes too much salt, other times no salt, burnt rotis and even raw meat. More often then not the only edible item was rice. But, to be fair credit for that went to Rishi Durvasa.

He had come to visit the Pandav a few months after Bhrata Bhim had left. Terrified he would curse them after trying Panchali's salty kheer, the brothers had sent her of to a neighboring ashram for yoga and served the MahaRishi fruit salad. Pleased with their salad service Rishi Durvasa gifted Yuddhistir, Nakula, and Sahdev a rice cooker. So, the three now at least had perfect rice as they waited for Bhrata Bhim's return.


LOL.. but Panchali is that bad at cooking?? 😆😆
Edited by ....Poojie.... - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
she is either mata lakshmi or mata parvati's partial avatar, cooking bad hone kaa koi chance hi nahi ho saktaa.

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