A small Raja and JM scene,
Raja: Rani, lets go to your sasuraal
JM: who are you? I don't know.. I was married to Raju... Raju was my husband not you..
Raja: Dheere bolo Rani... baal-vivah illegal ha.. andar ho jao gi... Raju could never give you pati ka suckh.. only I can give you that...If you want Raju I can give you as many Raju's as you want.. bohat phertile hain hum.. kisi ko bhi Aankh maar ke pregnant ker dein.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
JM: Chiii... 🤢.. you disgust me .. you killed AK.. you ill treated everyone..
Raja: errre hum toh ghar mein pest control ker rahe thay.. 🤣🤣🤣
JM: you're so revengeful ... you believe in "Tit for Tat"...
Raja: no Rani.. hum itne bhi bure nahi hain.. I believe in "Tits for tat" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
JM: 😡... I told you na I love Raju not you..
Raja: Tau jee says "never mix pleasure with friendship" Raju was your friend .. hum pati parmeshwar hain..
JM: Like you like your Tau jee.. you both disgust me.. did your Tau jee taught you any good thing?
Raja: Dont talk shit about Tau jee.. he is a maha-gyani -Purush.. he writes dharmic books too..
JM: *feeling guilty* Really? which books he has written?
Raja: errr ...
JM: bolo
Raja: he writes informative books like "The secret treasures of the female anatomy" and a very touchy book named "How to please your self?, self-help in 101 ways" and that sensitive one , "do tann bandhe ek BONDAGE se" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
JM: ewww I wont go with you.. I hate you .. you rub me in the wrong ways..
Raja: ☺️... ek chance toh do Rani.. I'll rub you in the right way and in the right places 🤣🤣🤣🤣
JM: Main Iss Rakshasss Ke Sath Kahin Nahi Jaaon gi... 🤢🤢🤢