jai shree mahakaal
aise kya dekh rahi ho ? iss ek kulla paani ke liye tum sara din bhookhi pyaasi ho na ? lo paani pee lo...arrey pee lo nahi to behosh hoke gir padogi...aur waise bhi mujhe gire pade log bilkul pasand nahi...iss abhay kapoor ki tarah
badtameezi to abhi dikhayi nahi maine
ye rona dhona bandh karo...waise bhi hume rona bilkul pasand nahi...haan rulana bahut pasand hai...ab thode der mein aapko abhay kapoor batayega roya jaise jaata hai
sochna bhi mat
arrey ruko...hospital se paidal chalke aaya hoon...paseene mein latpat hoon...yeh baad mein...pehle isse hisab kar loon...
rani..nahi samjhe ?...raja rani...raju nahi...raja rani rani raja...hum apni baat baad mein karenge pehle isse nipat le...ruko...pehle tum hi bhadas nikaal lo...go ladies first go...
waah kya dialog maara...dekha dekha...
aadat hai...agar hathiyar jeb mein nahi ho to aisa lagta hai kuch pehene hi nahi...bandook nahi to chaku hi sahi...
pagalpan dikhaun ? dikhaun pagalpan ? chahun to tujhe 1 second me uthake neeche fek sakta hoon...pata bhi nahi chalega ki hawa kahan se arahi hai aur kahan jaa rahi hai...par nahi...amin to tujhe yahan marna nahi aaya hoon...main to tujhe thank you bolne aaya hoon...
main ban gaya raju se raja...
mrs abhay kapoor safed sari hai tumhare pas ? jao... le ao... baad mein dhoodne ki takleef nahi uthani padegi...jao...leke ao...thode der mein waise bhi zaroorat padne wali hai
hmmm...bandook lene gaya hoga...aur kya...ruko...ye lo...khao...bhookhi hogi na ...bhook lagi hogi...aur tum mujhe nahi janti raani...raja bandook se nahi marta...pyar se marta hai...rani ke pyar se...aur raja apni rani ki pyar se mar chuka hai...
purana model hai...humare yahan bachche diwali mein isse tigdi phodte hai...iske lever humesha atakta hai...aise theek nahi hota...batata hoon...iske lever humesha atak jata hai...purana model hai na...isiliye isse aise ghumake dabaya load kiya aur...
nishana chooka nahi hai...jaan bujh ke side pe mara...tere chehre pe darr dekha...pata hai kisliye ? yeh us liye jab tune mujhe chat ke kone pe chalaya tha...
chal zabardasti ek goli barbaad mat karwa...chal baith
ye uske liye jab main sidiyon se gira tha aur jab mujhe chot lagi...
Edited by rima4ever - 11 years ago