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Ring...Ring...
DFCS (picks up the phone): Hello?
Jungli Billi (angry): Get your shotgun ready!
DFCS: Why do we need to get a shotgun ready ma'am?
Jungli Billi: Adopted daddy abusing sweet, innocent baby boy!!
DFCS (appalled): That is indeed a most heinous crime. Please provide details ma'am so we can use against this criminal to arrest and prosecute him.
Jungli Billi (angry): First this so-called daddy encouraged the cutie pie to jump off a building and beat up goons a la one of his movies.
DFCS (tut tuts): So not only is he teaching the boy violence but also endangered his life. Shameful!
Jungli Billi (angrily): Yes! The sweetie pie got hurt TWICE!
DFCS (gravely): This is indeed a most serious situation.
Jungli Billi: Today the raspberry pie gifted his adopted daddy a beautiful drawing. But the mean man tore it up.
DFCS (tut tuts): Emotional abuse. Appalling!
Jungli Billi (angrily): And that's not all! He will also trigger my rajkumar's asthma and slyly hide his inhaler.
DFCS (angrily): Abomination!! I need name and address. This man must be put behind bars for crimes!
Jungli Billi: The adopted daddy's name is Abhay Kapoor.
DFCS (grimaces): Yuck!
Jungli Billi (nods her head): Totally. The sweetie pie...cutie pie...raspberry pie's name is RajKumar.
DFCS (coos): Aww. I am sure he is a total rajkumar.
Jungli Billi (adoringly): Totally! My adorable Gudda.
DFCS: What's the address ma'am?
Jungli Billi (angrily): RM!!!
DFCS (appalled): RM as in the RK Mansion, as in Superstar RK Mansion?
Jungli Billi: YES! This AK is not only harming my Gudda but he is hurting my Gudiya too. Do you know who is Gudiya?
DFCS: Ma'am please don't tell she is Superstar RK's daughter.
Jungli Billi: Yes she is RK's daughter! My poor Gudiya is being forced to live in her rightful home like a second class citizen.
DFCS: Ahaan. His list of crimes are increasing every minute. Don't worry ma'am. We will go in and put an end to his torture.
Jungli Billi (worried): What if he gets away?
DFCS: Ma'am...we have our shot gun ready.
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