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BREAKING NEWS!!!
Colors' MADHUBALA-EK ISHQ EK JUNOON turns Akshay-Kareena-Priyanka starrer AITRAAZ...almost😉😛 CAST: RK as Akshay Kumar's RAJ MALHOTRA MADHU as Kareena Kapoor's char (i 4got her char's name) RIA as Priyanka Chopra's SONIA SCENE ONE: RK has gone to meet Ria at her house to return her diary(!) nd discuss its contents. He is waiting in the living area for her... Ria comes to meet him in a sexy dress..😉 RK:😲 You look ravishing!! Ria: Thank you...toh aap kya lena pasand karoge...?? kuch thanda...ya phir kuch garam..?? (she sits on the sofa across RK nd shows off her legs..😆) RK:😕Nothing...thank you...So Ria..main yaha tumhare diary ki writings ko discuss karne aaya tha... Ria gets up nd sits beside him on the same couch.. RK: 😕 So... She starts seducing him.. RK:No Ria...Stop it!!😡 Main...main shaadi-shuda hoon..😔 (MEANING: agar shadi shuda nahi hota toh koi problem hi nahi hota..😆)Ria: Kyun RK? Agar mujhe koi aitraaz nahi hai toh tumhe kaika aitraaz?
RK: Main apni biwi ko dhoka nahi de sakta...😳 Yeh lo tumhari diary (he throws it at her face)
Now bye...😡
SCENE 2:
Reporter: SUPERSTAR RK ACCUSED OF RAPING A BAR-DANCER-WANTING-TO-B AN-ACTRESS GIRL!!! 😲
Madhu: Tumne aisa kyun kiya??
Ria: Kyunki tumhari bangle bohut old fashioned thi...par mujhe sab kuch RK-fashioned pasand hai...😉
Madhu: Thik hai... ab faisla adaalat mein hoga...pehli baar mardo se bhari ek adaalat mein ek aurat ek dusre aurat ko benaqaab karegi...😳
hauslo se veer hoon...sankato mein dheer hoon...apni RK k sahare bas yuhi balveer hun..
Par ab mujhe RK ki nahi ...RK ko meri zaroorat hai.😔..ek lawyer-biwi ki ..😊.
MADHU STUDIES LAW ND GETS A DEGREE OF A LAWYER WITHIN 2 DAYS...
WHILE RK KEEPS DRIVING HERE ND THERE ALONE IN HIS HYUNDAI VERNA...
SCENE 3:
Madhu to judge: My Lord...Mr.RK innocent hai...kyunki aajkal jo hum sab aurat k respect ki jhande gaarr rahe hai...woh RIa jaise auratein nahi garrti..😕...par Ria jaisi aurat bhi yaha baste hai...
(She gives a long lecture on MEN'S RIGHTS WHICH MELTS D HART OF the judge and RK is released!🥳👏!! While Ria lock up mein...charged wid maan haani...😆)
LAST SCENE: 😳😃👏
RishBala singing:
" AAkhein band karke jo ek chehra nazaar aaya...x2..
woh tumhi ho...aye sanaam...x2.."
RISHBALA ROXX !!!😃😳
THE END
thnx if u hav read dis crap!!😆
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