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OK This Maha episode which is being talked about and current fiasco about catching the wrong Sultan by police gave me an idea for the fun post. No disrespect to anyone living or imaginary. Please note that the police mentioned here are MEIEJ police. This is a fun post and to be taken in fun spirit. Thanks.
Venue: Mehboob studio in Mumbai
Directive to MEIEJ police: Take prisoner RK from the jail to the venue. Accompany him in plain clothes. Be seated around a nearby table so as to be in the close proximity of the prisoner. After the event is over, bring "THE SUPERSTAR" back to jail.
So prisoner RK goes and dances with SRK. The event is over. SRK is checking his watch gauging in his mind, how much time is remaining for his flight to London. Suddenly he finds himself surrounded by MEIEJ Police in plain clothes.
SRK: <smiling>Hello guys, how are you? Hope you liked our show. It was great being here. Got to shake my legs, felt good.
MEIEJ Police: <Grimly> Yes we can imagine. Staying in jail can do that to people. Now time to go back. Let's move !!!
SRK: <Confused>Well, I was just leaving. No need to be terse about it.
SRK leaves and notices that MEIEJ police are following him. He is about to open his car door and suddenly a hand lands on his shoulder.
MEIEJ Police: Wrong vehicle buddy !!! We are going back in our jeep.
SRK: Going back? Where? I came in this car and I will go to the airport in the same, thank you very much.
MEIEJ Police: <To each other> Yeh aise nahi manega. Bahar ki hawa kya lag gayi, wapas apne tewar dikhane laga.
<Then to SRK> Oh Superstar, bakbak band karo aur hamare saath chalo chup chap.
SRK:<Truly confused now>Where am I going with you and who are you?
MEIEJ Police: <In Marathi> Are wa Lai shana ki nahi tu ah? Bhul gaya kya kis boli per tuze bahar nikala tha thodi der ke liye eh? Ab sab naach gana ho gaya ab chalo wapas andar.
SRK: Andar? Kidhar andar? <Looks around for his own people for help> Please anyone there? Someone please help me!!!
MEIEJ Police Leader: <Shoves SRK forcefully into their vehicle and then to his assistants> One minute everyone I need to call back to Inspector Joshi and give him a sitrep.
<Calls Inspector Joshi>Haan. Hello sir. Yes, yes everything went fine. We brought him here and as per your command Sir, we are bringing "THE SUPERSTAR" back to jail.
Mission successful Sir. Over and Out...
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