Eulogy of BHCG - Page 3

Originally posted by: felicity06

This is a post solely dedicated to the blackhearted mutant 🤢 of our beloved show. I warn you beforehand don't read it if you aren't ready to listen to my long-awaited ranting.

Lets begin then 🤓.

From the very first moment this character entered our show, I disliked him 😡 . Call it a gut feeling if u want. I had always been impartial to all characters in the show and I say this because I have enjoyed the vamp, the wanna-be-hero, even the villainous BSC equally as much as I have adored RM. So imagine my surprise when despite all my attempts to empathize with the unending plethora of misery 😕 burdening a so-called "Golden Hearted Gangster", I was unable to arouse any feeling other than disgust 🤢, or ridicule 🥱 at best.

So the months passed and Mr. I-Stick-Like-Glue-And-Suck-TRP-Like-A-Leech persisted in burning my retinas with his laughable feminine sense of fashion and tormenting my neuronal synapses with his illogical clunkdonia of actions 🤣🤣🤣

. However I held on and patiently bore the torture because I am a devoted fan of our beloved show 😳. And finally today I and all other MEIEJ fans have been rewarded for our diligence ⭐️ .

There's a saying : Empty vessels sound much. 😕

Mr. I-Complain-A-Lot-And-Think-Too-Less 😳 assimilates the moral of this saying. In episodes where RK was being bashed left right and centre for his excessively "human" qualities, Mr. Blue-Eyed-Bucket-Of-Boredom 🥱 was glorified as the new "platinum and other extraterrestrial alloy coated Robin Hood". RK has never claimed to be anything more or less than a selfish, flawed human being who is possessive and obsessive enough to guard the little pile of treasure he has accrued in terms of people and work. On the other hand, we poor "misguided fangirls" 😭😭😭😭😭 have been treated to "heart-rendering" monologues of a certain Blue-blooded DON about the rules and regulations of humanity.

So where are his morals when he uses his mentally-unstable mother as an excuse to wreck havoc in innocent lives 😡. Where are his morals when he vandalizes property, forces entry into a house, threatens people, manipulates innocent Madhu, sets his goons on RK and finally maligns the reputation of his so called good friend's family? His mother and he himself are part of that family according to his own words. Does he even comprehend the meaning of family??? 😕

I have said it before in my reply to certain posts that Sultan is nothing but an INNATELY SELFISH AND SELF-SERVING individual. He used his little 5-yr old son to bait his dangerous enemies for his establishment as undisputed Mumbai ka Sultan. He used Madhu to play nanny-cum-babysitter to said child, when he clearly failed to exhibit any parenting skills after 5 yrs of being a father. Says a LOT about his character, or should I say, his lack of character. He used his newly formed friendship to save his own neck and risk his friend, family and the entire chawl. He mutates like the a never ending "COLORS"FUL virus that puts even Mother Nature to shame with his selfishness. 🤪

Don't even get me started on his "noble" intentions of being a misguided savior during the marriage track. The less said, the better. 🤬

Now lets concentrate on the present track. He found his (that is still debatable 😕) mentally-ill mother after 30 yrs and discovered his heritage. His first plan of action was not to investigate the truth of such allegations, but instead to use his mother as a convenient excuse to enter RM's life again. Remember guys, when I-Resemble-A-Zombie-But-Act-More-Human-Than-Chhichora Kaka asked him what he wanted to do after knowing the truth, the shameless Chhichora had said "Main RK se nafrat karta hu". 😡😡

Alarm bells had rung in our minds then and now we know why 😆

Forget the lost dignity of his mother, he decides unilaterally to align the name of his mom with that of a person who supposedly betrayed her and took away her child. Which woman, in her right mind, would associate her self-respect with such a man? But I forget, Meera isn't in her right mind, so there you go. Chhichhora has the perfect excuse for all his "nobly intended" misdeeds.

He spent his 30+ yrs of classless life as a gangster, staining his hands with the blood of many all on his own accord. Now he claims that RK took away everything he could have had ' parents, an easy life, status, money and most importantly "his" Madhu. Now what are we supposed to call this rubbish if not a pile of foul blabberings mouthed by a selfish classless sadakchaap. Looks like his fantastical notions of foolishness have take a dolphin leap and landed him in the same asylum from where Meeraji was rescued. 🤣

He wants what RK has. He covets like a greedy little toad of the devil 😡, but does not have the guts or initiative to build his own house of dreams.

Does he even know RK's history? 🤔

If by any chance some equally misguided fairy godmother decided to bless him with RK's life, he would still land up as a useless chhichora sadakchaap. Because it takes intelligence and an innate strength of character to undergo RK's sufferings and still rise to become a legend on honest hard work. All qualities that Mr. Mandbuddhi lacks. 🤢

Lastly coming to his urgggh 🤢🤢😡😡 🤬 desire for "his" Madhu.

Mr.Black-Hearted-Blue-Bucket-Of-Green-Jealousy 🤪 we only know one Madhu. Her name is Madhubala Rishabh Kundra. Which Mad-who are you referring to 😳😳? She was never yours to begin with!!!! 😡

So today all jewellery studdings, earthly and other-worldly platings were ripped off in one fell swoop to reveal a darker-than-coal Black-Hearted-Chhichora-Gangster. BHCG, henceforth, that shall be the only identity of yours I shall identify.

Humphhh''I come to the end of my rant. Thank you CVs 🤗 for not disappointing us. Keep up the good work. 👍🏼

I will dedicate a separate rant-free post for RM without the shadows of BHCG to ghurofy them there as well.

If you like my lengthy rant, please comment. 😊