A convo between Boss and Employee (Fun Post)

Originally posted by: MarathiMulgi

Note: A fun post based on today''s WU. No harm meant to anyone living or imaginary.

Place: Shady godown in Mumbai

Time: rainy afternoon in July.

Iqbal, Ashraf and Johnny are taking naps in a room. Suddenly the phone rings.

Iqbal: <stretching lazily> Abe kaun hai be, dopahar ko kaun phone kar raha hai. Ashraf dekh to sahi. Shayad upna unemployment ka application approve ho gaya hoga.

Ashraf <In a sleepy voice> Hello? Bhai? Kaun bhai? Application per naam alag hai. eh?

Sultan: <at the other end> Abe salon, mein bol raha hun tumhara boss.

Ashraf: <Quickly gesturing others and mouthing boss to them> Are wah boss. Aaj kitne dino ke baad yaad kiya aapne. Farmaiyye. Kya seva kar sakte hein aap ki.

Sultan: Tune ka hindi speaking class join kiya hai kya? ah? baki ke log kahan hai.

Ashraf: Yehi per hai bhai. Boliye kiska extortion karna hai?

Sultan: Well, abhi extortion nahin, thoda tod phod ka kaam hai. RK ke set ki marammad karni hai.

Ashraf: <confused>Lekin boss, wahan per toh security ho sakti hai. Kafi bada set hai aur hum toh sirf tin log. Kaise hoga. Aur waise 4 mahinon se kuch practice bhi nahi ki hai. Thoda mock training toh lena padega na. Plan of action kya hai boss?

Sultan: <Getting impatient> Mera kaam sirf order dena hai. Kya tumne Dilbert Cartoon padha nahi hai kya jisme woh pointy head sirf kaam bolta hai aur Dilbert chup chap kar deta hai. Is kaam ko implement kaise karne ka woh tum log jano. Kaam hote hi muze khabar kar dena. <cuts the call>

Ashraf: <Puts the phone down . Others are looking at him expectantly>

Iqbal: Abe chup kyn hai boss kya bole? kisko udana hai?

Ashraf: <hesitantly> Woh kisi Dilbert ke bare mein bol rahe the. Koi naya adami join karega lagta hai. Woh apne ko batayega RK ka set kaise todna hai. Aapoon ko sirf woich karna hai jo woh bolega. Boss kisi pointy head se milne ke liye jane wale hai is liye woh apne saath nahin aa sakte. bas itnaich...

<Ashraf, Iqbal and Johnny look at each other with confused expressions>

A convo between Boss and Employee (Fun Post)