Badmash Babli *SRI* Happy B'Day

Welcome All

Hum log yahan kisika Bday manane nahin
balki ki ek aur new Bday gal
ko bajane ka Day Milla hain 😉



Aaj ke din babli

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Prish : chalo' sri ko surprise bday party dete hai..

ritzi calls sri to come at party venue..

Sri entered and all shouts' dhentanaaa'. Happy bday to u.. happy bday dear sri' 🥳🥳🥳👏

Bt all r shocked to see.. sri is in full talli mode'

Ritzi : kitni chadake aai hai re tu sri.. itna kyun pi tune.. apne bday pe itna khush ho gai kya.. 😆

Sri :

kaun kambakhat khush hone ke liye daru pita hai..

Hum ne to pi hai.. gum bhulane ke liye..

Shahi : gum.. tujhe kaunsa gum aan pada re'

Sri : kaunsa gum' tujhe pata nai.. 😡' ye Vivian.. maine kuchh nai bola jab usne shadi kar li'

Socha.. rk pe drool kar lungi' bt nai.. isse meri khushiya dekhi nai gai'

Rk ne us madhu se shadi kar li' mera bachakucha dil tha.. pura tod diya..

pal bhar me sab kucch Khatam ho gayaa' woh shaadii ke raaste pe chal diya aur main barbaadii ke raaste par'

Wah.. wah vivian / rk.. kya gift diya tumne mere bday pe'.. wah'

Prish : sri.. paagal ho gai hai kya' nautanki band kar apni' dekh tune bahot pi rakhi hai.. yanha aa.. yanha baith'

Sri : prish' my twins sis' muaah muaah' aa gale lagja meri bahena' (sri hugs prish)'

prish' sshhh' kisiko batana mat' ek baat batati hoon' "Daaru kabhi nai pini chahiye... daru pine se LIVER kharab ho jata hain.. yani idhar (points to stomach)..Main bhi daru nahi piti.. bt aaj.. aaj mera dil hi tod diya usne..."

Again sri.. back to her emotional shayarana mode'

Sri : is baat pe ek sher arz hai mere dosto' irshaad to karo kamino'

All : irshad irshad'

Sri : tujhe dekh dil mera bola aauuu...

Zara gaur farmaiye ga'

Kutte wala aaauuu nahin' Shakti kappor wala aaauu'

tujhe dekh dil mera bola aauuu...

tu mera hero main teri jungli myauuu...

wahaa whaah waah' are kambakhto.. wah wah to karo'

all : wah wah'

Ritzi : aaj ye sri.. apne bday ko hamra death day na bana de' ❤️🤔

Sab baithe hai' n soch rahe hai kya kare ab is talli sri ka'

Sri :

Lo Beh Chala Khoon-E-Ishq...

Lo Chal Di Main Tabah Hone...

Har Zakham Chala Sath Saboot Hone..

Har Boond Bahi Gawah Ban ne..

Sri : kya killer dialogue tha woh' shahi pata hai.. jab woh dialogues bolta tha.. haay.. my sona rk'

bt us dilwale ne mera dil hi jala diya re'😭

Shahi : sri' kya haal kar diya hai tune tera..' ye kya kar rahi hai tu' ❤️

Sri : shahi.. meri dost' tu kitni sweet hai re' sshhh' kisiko batana mat' ek baat batati hoon' "Daaru kabhi nai pini chahiye... daru pine se LIVER kharab ho jata hain.. yani idhar (points to stomach)..Main bhi daru nahi piti.. bt aaj.. aaj mera dil hi tod diya usne..."

Alice : sri' sambhal apne aap ko..

Sri : are kaise sambhalu apne aap ko..

Are hame to apno ne luta.. gairo me kanha dam tha..

Meri kishti thi dubi wanha.. janha paani kam tha'

Sri : alice.. my chutku' my dabbu' my champu' my kiku' sshhh' kisiko batana mat' ek baat batati hoon' "Daaru kabhi nai pini chahiye... daru pine se LIVER kharab ho jata hain.. yani idhar (points to stomach)..Main bhi daru nahi piti.. bt aaj.. aaj mera dil hi tod diya usne..."

Is baat pe ek sher arz hai..

Socha tha karenge thodi galla mithi mithi...

jaise tu mera cooker..aur main teri sitti..

Prish : 😡.. aaj ye hame apni shariyo se maar dalegi' 😡' shhh' sri.. bilkul chup.. khadi ho ja yanha.. bilkul aawaz nai.. ek dum chup..

Sri stands up thr'with folding hand.. fingers on lips..

Chiti : ab kya kare' iski daru koi utaro.. ghar kaise leke jaenge isko'.

Alice : di.. main ek movie me dekha tha' danhi khilane se nasha thoda kamm hota hia.. woh try kare?!'

Ritzi : ab itni raat ko danhi kanha se laenge alice' kuchh aur soch'

Sri : time plz' main batau'

Shahi : tu apna muh band karke chup chap khadi ho ja meri maa'

Ritzi : shahi.. bol ne de use.. shayad koi idea mil jae' sri bata kya idea hai..

Sri : aap logo ko danhi chahiye na' yanha aao' (sri sabko window ke pass leke jati hai n bahar ki taraf point out karti hai)

Woh dekho' wanha gaay (cow) khadi hai' uska dudh nikalo' danhi jamao.. n pilao mujhe'

All : 😡🤢

Ritzi : iski danhi jamne se pahele hum jam jaenge' 😡

Alice : (innocently said) bt sri.. woh gaay nai bail (bull) hai..

All : 🤣 🤣'

Ritzi : ab hasna band bhi karo.. batao kya kare'

Sri : ow ritzi.. my priy sakha' my aalsi partner.. meri patakha' ' sshhh' kisiko batana mat' ek baat batati hoon' "Daaru kabhi nai pini chahiye... daru pine se LIVER kharab ho jata hain.. yani idhar (points to stomach)..Main bhi daru nahi piti.. bt aaj.. aaj mera dil hi tod diya usne..."

Prish : shut up sri' main to orange juice wali hoon ritzi.. tu hi kuchh suggest kar ab..

chiti : are mujhe late ho raha ahi.. jaldi karo kuchh' kal early mrng classes hai meri'

Sri : chiti.. my cutiepie.. kabhi meri saut.. kabhi meri saheli'' shhh.. kisiko batana mat' ek baat batati hoon'

All : yes we knw.. ' "Daaru kabhi nai pini chahiye... daru pine se LIVER kharab ho jata hain.. yani idhar (points to stomach)..tu bhi daru nahi piti.. bt aaj.. aaj tera dil hi tod diya usne..."

Sri : wow' tum sab kitne samajdaar ho.. is baat pe ek aur sher'

All : oh no.. not again..

Sri :

uff tere ye dole sole.. dekh ke mera man dole re dole...

chal tere is dimple me.. mil baith.. khate hai ghote re ghote..

all r stretching thr hair'

Ritzi : suddenly ritzi shouts.. pichhe dekh ke' sri ke papa' yanha' 😲

Sri : (in shock)' "wht.. papa' aur yanha"'. N murmuring.." papa maine nai pi.. woh main"' n turns..

Nobody was thr'

Sri : kanha hia papa.. ritzi..

Ritzi : kanhi nai meri jaan.. teri daru utarne ke liye shocking therapy tha' 😈' nw be ready for dhulai.. 😡😈

Sri : nahinnn..😲

yeh dekh sri maine time machine se teri future Bday celebration video nikala 😳

Accha real wala GIft le tu hehe

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