THE END, STALKING for dummies pg 4 - Page 4

Originally posted by: DevilClan

Just read it. Its awesum. I want nxt OS abt Rk.

Originally posted by: iiDona

This is the end. Let me know how you feel.

Ok so I have got fan mail. I must say you guys are really messed up. I see your pictures and Karen, gurl, I can tell you a big time crack head. If you want to continue stalking as a profession, you got to lay off drugs and take this ish seriously. OK? Else, he gon run away with the cheerleader and you, well, you still be a crackhead. K, I will stop with ghetto talk. This is serious business.

Ifly22 asks: I have just bought a new pair of binoculars but, I still can't read what the tattoo on his back says. What to do? Sad face. Crying face. Dead face.

First of all, easy there with emoticons. Second of all, write a strongly worded letter to the retailer and give him a piece of your mind. Now, having done all that, you are probably not going to see any results. A ban from the local mall maybe but, no returns. So, go buy a better pair. K, let me get this straight. I am a busy woman ask me questions that are deep. Don't waste my time and don't waste my readers' time. NEXT

Hideyokidshideyoman aks: Hi, my name is ________. First rule of stalking, you donot disclose your name on the internet. Anyway, this person asks, I have followed your advise, I am broke and I still do not have a boyfriend. What to do?

I never said this going to be cheap. If you want results you have to put the time and the money. If you are broke, how do expect the guy to like you, puhleez. Still, I can relate to you just a bit. I was broke too when I started. You have got to make do. No binoculars, go the old fashioned route and get yourself a magnifying glass. Or, climb up a roof. This may be risky so be especially cautious not to get caught. Your carrier as a stalker is a short stretch and can be cut even shorter if you get caught.

Now, for the last question of the day that is really worth answering,

Istoleyoustoleme asks: What happens when you get caught?

A deep and profound question with a simple answer. One of two things girl. One of two things that either makes you start all over again (i.e. forever alone) OR makes you the happiest woman in the world (RK weds Madhubala, I never let an opportunity to boast pass by). In either of the two situations, I hope you remember my words: A girl's gotta try till a girl gets results. Do not lose hope or I will run after you with a baseball bat and haunt you in your dreams. Have a good life!

This is my pathetic attempt at irony. DO NOT take this literally, please.

Originally posted by: leelaa9

Thank you. I have tried shifting the title around to make it sound obvious. If need be, I will make another thread. That is a great suggestion.

Originally posted by: deepak148

lol funny ending, loved it Madonna, sorry u don't like jokes lol.

Originally posted by: iiDona

😛 I see what you did there. Dude, one has to carry an image around these days.

Originally posted by: deepak148

i agree with u yaar and seriously i liked d ending.

Originally posted by: iiDona

And, when I least expected, we finally agree on something.

Originally posted by: deepak148

OMG yeh kya ho gaya, Madonna ko itna bada shock kyu diya