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SPOOF on DABH,MBEIEJ,NBT-my first attempt 😃
friends,I wanted to write something from a long time(bahot dino se hath saf nahi kiya tha) but not able to think of any OS,FF...😕
so chalo,chalo,chalo(IN DD STYLE)...attempting for a spoof this time.
TO ALL MY MB,GEET N NBT FRIENDS...MB and NBT segments r in part 2 n 3 respectively.Please bear with part 1 and the rest too.thank you.😉
(THIS IS A PURE FUN POST AND NO OFFENCE TOWARDS ANY SHOW,ACTORS AND CHARACTERS.)
PRELUDE:
The news of NO TRPs for two months is making rounds everywhere and all the production houses decide to give some liberty to the CVs.This spreads a big wave of delight
amongst them.
CVs,with a big sigh of relief,vows to write only logical tracks to please their loyal fans for next 2 months.But after a lot scratching their head,they found themselves
helpless as their CREATIVE(CROOKED?) MINDS have acquainted with writing the insensible,illogical,incoherent tracks so much that they almost forgot how to procceed with
the simple,smooth,pure,clean story.
Finally the CVs decide to go on a break n hand over the script to the watchman of kekta PH to fill in their absence.This watchman with the big experience on saving(?)
the storylines of all K seriels in the crisis period,plans to do something innovative this time.
He starts penning down a SUPER-DUPER-MAHA-SANGRAM EPISODE mergeing multiple seriels,starting with the current highest trp-gainer show DABH...
SATURDAY=8 PM=SUPER MAHA-SANGRAM EPISODE...(DABH,MBEIEJ,NBT...in order)
---SEGMENT ONE
LOCATION=DABH SETS ON SITARA CHANNEL
SUNNY aka SURAJ(enthusiastically): SANDYji,SANDYji...I'm so happy,our show has hit the top on the trp-charts again..
SANDY aka Sandhyaji:(with her usual blank face) ok.
SUNNY: Oh come on,SANDYji,show some emotions.No wonder why fans crib on ur constipated expressions.
SANDY(screaming,clapping,jumping,laughing loudly):Wow,SUNNYji...I'm super happy.We are no.1 on trp-ratings.
Sunny apalled and taken aback with SANDY's sudden outburst.
For a moment,he fears if SANDY has lost her mental consciousness,the traits of
something he has frequently witnessed during the show.
SUNNY:(jerking her shoulders)Chill SANDYji,I asked u to ACT,not OVERACT.
SANDY:(back to her expressionless mode) Everything is gr8 about our show except the title.It should have been named DABELI AUR BATATAWADA HOT(DABH).
SUNNY:Control SANDYji,viewers are already gossiping about the amount of fat u r piling on ur body day by day.LAGTA HAIN THODE HI DINO ME AAP MERI MOM SE COMPETETION KAROGI. 😉
SUNNY:Well,hmm...I too wish our name should have been different like DUDHIHALWA AUR BALUSHAHI khaye HUM.(DABH)
SANDY:Oh,SUNNYji,can't u think anything other than making MITHAI? (nagging)What about me? U promised me that u'll talk to BHOBHO about my dream of becoming an IPS
officer.
SUNNY:Yes,of course.But give me some time.I'm very scared of BHOBHO.Everytime I try to interact,she keeps on barking..oops..I mean blabbering and babbling n finally
dismisses me off.
I'm regrouping my courage and also my dialogues which I occassionly get to speak.
SANDY:This is not fair,SUNNYji.How does it possible?
Two ppl in ur life with a similar HITLER attitude... but one,u r afraid of(BHOBHO) and the other u r in...(oops...)
SUNNY(angry):SANDYji,no personal talks...
SANDY:Oops,sorry SUNNYji,slip of toungue...
Here enters BHOBHO,overhears the conversation.
BHOBHO:HEY MARA RAMJI,
EK BETA NIKKAMA CHAKRAM
AUR USKI VAMP MONAXI BINDANI,
EK MARA CHAMPU SUNNY
AUR USKI WRESTLER SANDY BINDANI,
EK GOSSIPQUEEN NEIGHBOUR IDLI-DOISA,AUR EK CHATURI NAUKRANI,
IN SABME...EKLI MAIN BHOBHO SAYANI.
SANDY changes her face from expressionless to constipated.
The crafty BHOBHO ponders and finally gives her consent to SANDY to get enrolled in IPS course...BUT,BUT,BUT..(camera pauses at SUNY,SANDY,BHOBHO's face multiple times with full on BG score)...
BHOBHO: Only on one condition...
BHOBHO chuckles and mummers something to SANDY.
BHOBHO rocks and SANDY shocks.
Perplexed SANDY unable to react to the situation(as usual).
(a strict warning to viewers from PH:Viewers r advised to use magnifying glass to acknowledge SANDY's shocking expressions in the very last scene when she raises her eyebrows by 0.5 milimeters.We will not be responsible for viewer's inablity even after using the magnifier.)
(SEGMENT ONE ENDS,ADVERTISEMENT BREAK)
(PRECAP OF NEXT SEGMENT--SANDY ENTERS MADHUBALA-EK ISHQ EK JUNOON SETS TO FULFILL BHOBHO'S CONDITION.)
I HOPE I DIDN'T BORE U MUCH.PLEASE DROP IN UR PRECIOUS COMMENTS N HIT LIKE.THANK YOU.
continues...
part 2 updated..on page 5
https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/madhubala-ek-ishq-ek-junoon/3260409/spoof-on-dabh-mbeiej-nbt-1st-attempt-updated-pg-5?pn=5
friends,I wanted to write something from a long time(bahot dino se hath saf nahi kiya tha) but not able to think of any OS,FF...😕
so chalo,chalo,chalo(IN DD STYLE)...attempting for a spoof this time.
TO ALL MY MB,GEET N NBT FRIENDS...MB and NBT segments r in part 2 n 3 respectively.Please bear with part 1 and the rest too.thank you.😉
(THIS IS A PURE FUN POST AND NO OFFENCE TOWARDS ANY SHOW,ACTORS AND CHARACTERS.)
PRELUDE:
The news of NO TRPs for two months is making rounds everywhere and all the production houses decide to give some liberty to the CVs.This spreads a big wave of delight
amongst them.
CVs,with a big sigh of relief,vows to write only logical tracks to please their loyal fans for next 2 months.But after a lot scratching their head,they found themselves
helpless as their CREATIVE(CROOKED?) MINDS have acquainted with writing the insensible,illogical,incoherent tracks so much that they almost forgot how to procceed with
the simple,smooth,pure,clean story.
Finally the CVs decide to go on a break n hand over the script to the watchman of kekta PH to fill in their absence.This watchman with the big experience on saving(?)
the storylines of all K seriels in the crisis period,plans to do something innovative this time.
He starts penning down a SUPER-DUPER-MAHA-SANGRAM EPISODE mergeing multiple seriels,starting with the current highest trp-gainer show DABH...
SATURDAY=8 PM=SUPER MAHA-SANGRAM EPISODE...(DABH,MBEIEJ,NBT...in order)
---SEGMENT ONE
LOCATION=DABH SETS ON SITARA CHANNEL
SUNNY aka SURAJ(enthusiastically): SANDYji,SANDYji...I'm so happy,our show has hit the top on the trp-charts again..
SANDY aka Sandhyaji:(with her usual blank face) ok.
SUNNY: Oh come on,SANDYji,show some emotions.No wonder why fans crib on ur constipated expressions.
SANDY(screaming,clapping,jumping,laughing loudly):Wow,SUNNYji...I'm super happy.We are no.1 on trp-ratings.
Sunny apalled and taken aback with SANDY's sudden outburst.
For a moment,he fears if SANDY has lost her mental consciousness,the traits of
something he has frequently witnessed during the show.
SUNNY:(jerking her shoulders)Chill SANDYji,I asked u to ACT,not OVERACT.
SANDY:(back to her expressionless mode) Everything is gr8 about our show except the title.It should have been named DABELI AUR BATATAWADA HOT(DABH).
SUNNY:Control SANDYji,viewers are already gossiping about the amount of fat u r piling on ur body day by day.LAGTA HAIN THODE HI DINO ME AAP MERI MOM SE COMPETETION KAROGI. 😉
SUNNY:Well,hmm...I too wish our name should have been different like DUDHIHALWA AUR BALUSHAHI khaye HUM.(DABH)
SANDY:Oh,SUNNYji,can't u think anything other than making MITHAI? (nagging)What about me? U promised me that u'll talk to BHOBHO about my dream of becoming an IPS
officer.
SUNNY:Yes,of course.But give me some time.I'm very scared of BHOBHO.Everytime I try to interact,she keeps on barking..oops..I mean blabbering and babbling n finally
dismisses me off.
I'm regrouping my courage and also my dialogues which I occassionly get to speak.
SANDY:This is not fair,SUNNYji.How does it possible?
Two ppl in ur life with a similar HITLER attitude... but one,u r afraid of(BHOBHO) and the other u r in...(oops...)
SUNNY(angry):SANDYji,no personal talks...
SANDY:Oops,sorry SUNNYji,slip of toungue...
Here enters BHOBHO,overhears the conversation.
BHOBHO:HEY MARA RAMJI,
EK BETA NIKKAMA CHAKRAM
AUR USKI VAMP MONAXI BINDANI,
EK MARA CHAMPU SUNNY
AUR USKI WRESTLER SANDY BINDANI,
EK GOSSIPQUEEN NEIGHBOUR IDLI-DOISA,AUR EK CHATURI NAUKRANI,
IN SABME...EKLI MAIN BHOBHO SAYANI.
SANDY changes her face from expressionless to constipated.
The crafty BHOBHO ponders and finally gives her consent to SANDY to get enrolled in IPS course...BUT,BUT,BUT..(camera pauses at SUNY,SANDY,BHOBHO's face multiple times with full on BG score)...
BHOBHO: Only on one condition...
BHOBHO chuckles and mummers something to SANDY.
BHOBHO rocks and SANDY shocks.
Perplexed SANDY unable to react to the situation(as usual).
(a strict warning to viewers from PH:Viewers r advised to use magnifying glass to acknowledge SANDY's shocking expressions in the very last scene when she raises her eyebrows by 0.5 milimeters.We will not be responsible for viewer's inablity even after using the magnifier.)
(SEGMENT ONE ENDS,ADVERTISEMENT BREAK)
(PRECAP OF NEXT SEGMENT--SANDY ENTERS MADHUBALA-EK ISHQ EK JUNOON SETS TO FULFILL BHOBHO'S CONDITION.)
I HOPE I DIDN'T BORE U MUCH.PLEASE DROP IN UR PRECIOUS COMMENTS N HIT LIKE.THANK YOU.
continues...
part 2 updated..on page 5
https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/madhubala-ek-ishq-ek-junoon/3260409/spoof-on-dabh-mbeiej-nbt-1st-attempt-updated-pg-5?pn=5
