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A letter from Risha-bala baby for forumwaasis. (1)
Hello, Hi, Bye bye, Oops not bye bye. I'm Rima-bala RM Kundra.
I know your filthy minds are thinking how did such a miracle occur? Well let me reveal I am the cute result of my mother Madhubala - Ahaans, attempt of 'Tere zakhmon pe marham laga na chahun' on my daddy. š
I'm writing to you guys, because I need your help and I wanted to personally get aquainted with the 'Real celebs', because I tell you I am surrounded by these junior artists everywhere!
I can't tell the time yet, so I cannot tell you exactly when I bounced into the world. BUT my Awunghhh was over shadowed as soon as the Doc said "It's a gal", by a loud surge of female crying BG noise. But what I did hear was "Rimabala - ahaan, I like it, I mean I like her'. Now that was music to my little ears. Then these huge big hands lifted me into the air... I wanted to scream "Easy boy, easy boy.. I'm just a few pounds heavy, I'm no use for weight lifting". And then I saw those deep brown eyes smiling down at my tiny face.. I mean tiny cute, adorable, beautiful, pretty face. My 'Dada' was holding me in his arms and smirking away, I swear this fellow smirks all the time.. well apart from the occassional snarl that he throws my mothers way.
Why do people cry when babies are born? I swear my mother and her family cry so much
Heroine Masi Pado NaniRoma Nani Mom...
they made me feel so insecure.. I'm thinking 'like wot am I not cute or what? ' I mean seriously what is their problem I thought.
I heard Pado nani cry out "This bachi wasn't in the contract - what have you done RK? Adhi adhuri biwi ko poori maa banadiya!" She accused my dad.
"Oh pls sasuma! Swayam RK ke paas your madhu came herself". Daddy retaliated. Point to Dady.
"Don't lie RK, You, you, you said "I've lost my teddy, will you sleep with me? - Now you are blaming me?". Mum retorted.
"Doesn't matter, I'll add her in the contract, consider her a payback.. so I decrease another 20 lakhs, BUT the baby will stay with me". Dad bargained me off at 20 lakhs.
Mom scrunched her fingers into a fist "Hoslon se veer hoon, sankhaton mein dheer hoon, apni BETI ke saharey, yuhin balbir hoon, No RK She is my baby and I will keep her!"
"Excuse me Biwi, but this baby didn't come from Veer, Dheer or Balbir.. she is Rishabh Kundra's baby - So I keep her". Dad spat back.
Then they took me home, And phir se these two started... "Biwi you sleep on the couch, Rima sleeps with me". Said dad placing me on the queen sized bed.
"RK you said between us on the bed, a small sized car can be parked.. so why can't we park Rima, I mean put Rima in the middle?" Mum reasoned.
"Because I don't trust you.. Because 9 months later you'll make me a dad again!" Dad was seriously trying to save his izzath.
"F...I...N..E..!!!!!!" Mum bellowed, almost deafening me. From here on she's your responsibility you feed her..!" Dad looked at his chest .. puzzled and mom slapped a baby bottle in his hands. " You put her to sleep, You change her nappies!" Mom was really digging the dagger in with the last part.
Dad responded "But Biwi - That's not in the contract!" Mom turned deaf and ignorantly went to sleep.
Now .. I'm in a fix... because I want to stay with mom and dad, that's normal isn't it. Am not asking for too much, BUT what's this deal of the contract because falling in love with each other is not in the contract. So will they fall in love, and who will fall in love first? I need your help forumwaasis.. Pls make a poll for me. š³š
š³ Oops... the last part came too soon for daddy... BUT as a man of his word.. he changed the nappy š "What shit, this is my praschit.. and I like it".
I'll keep you posted..
Rima Rishabh Mohan Kundra.
(Instead of the Mohan, mom wanted to add Madhubala as she didn't want to be one of those old fashioned serial bahu's and wanted to be amongst the new women - BUT dad told her it's not in the contract!
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