We request all our PHAN-MEN & PHAN-WOMEN to continue abusing us and bashing us and complimenting us in their unending obsession with us as all publicity helps us become more popular. Please do NOT stop the attraction-obsession abuse. Its inspiring.
P.S- Extra brownie points to us for writing the above declaration in SIMPLE UNDERSTANDABLE ENGLISH.
Yours villainously and sensuously,
The PALANGTODHS.