Vivian Dsena |BBB Master| AT#19 - Page 13

Originally posted by: ilove99

When a Guy does Something Wrong!

Girl : You broke my Favorite Lamp!
Boy : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to..!
Girl : I can't believe you did this.
Boy : I'm Sorry.. !! :(

When a Girl does Something Wrong!

Boy : You Lost My Dog??!!!
Girl : It was an Accident. I didn't mean to!
Boy : I can't believe you did this.
Girl : I already feel bad about it..!! Stop making me feel Worse..!!
Boy : I'm Sorry..!!:(

🤣🤣we gals r so BAD🤣

Originally posted by: Nishi.Singh

tujhe kya hua 😕

Originally posted by: Nishi.Singh

main hamesha raat mein hi full online rehti hu 😆 din mein to ati jaati rehti hu 😆

Question: "How to kill an ant?"

Asked in an exam for 10 marks!

Student:
Mix chilli powder with sugar,
&
Keep it outside the ant's hole

After eating,
ant will search for some water near a water tank.
Push ant in to it!
Now ant will go to dry itself near fire,
When it reaches fire, put a bomb into d fire!
Then admit wounded ant in icu!
And then
remove oxygen mask from it's mouth and kill the ant :-|

Moral:
Don't play with students!
They can do any thing for 10 marks

Height of confidence

Once many professors were called and asked to sit in an airplane.
After they sat. They were informed that the plane is made by their students.
All of them ran and got out of plane exdcept one.
People asked him the reason
He said,"If it's made by my students it will not even start.

🤣intelligent prof.😆

Originally posted by: SheDevil

LOL tu khud jokes likh rhi hai & khud hi hass rhi hai?😕😆

Pagal meera🤣

ftr engagemnt!
madhu:
Now stop looking at girls,u r commited now!

RK:
Oho what do u mean,
if i m on diet,
that doesnt mean that i cant look at MENU . . :-D

Originally posted by: ilove99

SANTA went to court

JUDGE:

"Order ! Order !"

SANTA:

"1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !"

JUDGE:

"Shut Up !"

SANTA:"No,No..7-Up!