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Posted: 12 years ago
#51

Originally posted by: shonuu



Your posts are always hilarious girl😆...saare armaan bayan kar diye😉

bad weather, alone time, noone to interrupt ,and a wet wifey, itne mein toh bobby darling bhi arouse hojati/jata and still all he asked for was a foot? ROFL "biwi mujha apna pair do" while she was willing to give so much more and then further discouraged her by telling "main free mein nhi kerta, bohat paisa leta hon" i mean for acting 🤣🤣🤣

truly RK apni tharkiness Madhu ke saamne bhool kyu jaata hai??he was trying to be a gentleman but humein toh kuch aur hi chahiye😉...maanga bhi toh kya?sirf pair😆😆

when sasu maa asked why are you searching for madhu at this late hour, i was waiting and waiting for him to give a fitting reply to sasumaa like " you better know why does a hubby want to see his wifey at night? or simply saying "kyonke raat to main non-veg khata hon etc " 🤣

I can so imagine him saying that...after all usse sasuma ki kitni phikar hai...dekho subah hote hi BIWI ko sasuma se milane le gaya...to check whether all her body parts are intact or not😆

and biwi is sooo smitten by hubby dearest, kahin bhi chuay, kabhi bhi uthaye, chahe toh kuch utaar ke le jae, she was open for any adventure, and when she wanted him to do hathon se manmani and not just seko his eyes, he was probably comparing his complexion with hers in that dori wala scene, and after all that Gentleman act i am expecting MB to never call him a Janwar again, least does she know, janwar ne kaat liya toh 9 months tak swelling nhi jae gi 🤣🤣🤣

EPIC🤣

is this "main badi hoke vamp banon gi" lady sikky's wife? and is RK's GF actually coming or its only mukku's re-entry with a sex-change surgery 🤣🤣🤣

Dipali looked more like an item rather than ghar ki bahu...

Mukund after sexchange😲..ewww

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Posted: 12 years ago
#52
you are crazy OMG ur posts made me laugh always 🤣
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Posted: 12 years ago
#53

Originally posted by: shonuu



haan ulta my beti costs him a full 10 lacs for a night,,, 3 more time we need rains and then she'll be free 🤣


Itni sasti deal mil rahi hai teri beti ko Shonuu.. she should do exactly this. 🤣
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Posted: 12 years ago
#54
hilarious
🤣🤣🤣
U r superb n crazy. 🤗
Love ur posts.
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Posted: 12 years ago
#55
Me in Bulueee 😉

Originally posted by: shonuu

Hi Humans

we saw another side of RK, soft, tender (mind you we are talking about his personality) ☺️🤣 😈 and caring, right from saving her from falling in the water and get electrocuted, to that foot massage to kapre utaro/charhao andulan, he was sooo sweet that the last three episodes were life threatening for diabetic patients, but is the sweetness enough? i mean there are certain needs of a married woman, that he needs to understand, if not fulfilling...

bad weather, alone time, noone to interrupt ,and a wet wifey, itne mein toh bobby darling bhi arouse hojati/jata and still all he asked for was a foot? ROFL "biwi mujha apna pair do" while she was willing to give so much more and then further discouraged her by telling "main free mein nhi kerta, bohat paisa leta hon" i mean for acting ROFLROFLROFL well we know "banjar ha sab banjar ha, hum dhondne jab LIPLOCK chale" ok we can assume RK being a vegetarian cant keess but what about the hug? again no response? ulta he parted from her and i thought he would say, "main iske bhi paisa leta hon biwi, pehle 40 lakh do phir new deal start kaein gay" just imagine RK withdrawing himself in the middle of something telling her "itne paison mein itna-ich mile ga" ROFL ROFLROFL

Kameeni...😡 🤣 Don't you know RK comes at a price...😎 🤣 🤣 🤣 just like the kees your beti is not worthy of his jawani yet... 🤣

i expected them to have a few "sarkayleo khatiya jada lage" moments or in lamhon ke daman mein pakeeza(or otherwise) se rishte hain, but we got what? "thode, bheegay bheegay se thode nam hain hum, kal se soye woye bhi toh kum hain hum" and that was for mummy,, they gave the same Morning after expressions and description to radha jee, jo humare baki shows ke hopelessly in love, romance deprived couples give that too after making love err baby err amends in some deserted place ,,, but they just had a nursery kids type sleep over and mommy daddy ko apni jawani ke din yaad dila diye ROFLROFLROFL and and and, when sasu maa asked why are you searching for madhu at this late hour, i was waiting and waiting for him to give a fitting reply to sasumaa like " you better know why does a hubby want to see his wifey at night? or simply saying "kyonke raat to main non-veg khata hon etc " ROFL I loved the answer he gave...it was what you have written in human language...🤣 ki what is the big dealwa if hubby wifey went out for a night...😎 and dil se dil ki kuch baatein......I wouldn't have minded him telling even meaning it humorously that "Gaajar Mooli khaane gaye the" 😈 🤣

and biwi is sooo smitten by hubby dearest, kahin bhi chuay, kabhi bhi uthaye, chahe toh kuch utaar ke le jae, she was open for any adventure, and when she wanted him to do hathon se manmani and not just seko his eyes, he was probably comparing his complexion with hers in that dori wala scene, chor chor chor...those were my thoughts exactly...😡 🤣...iski Sexy milky back( errr...whacks herself for getting lusty ☺️) jyada gori hai ya mera thobda...🤓 🤣...My sexy back wins tharkey...🤣 😎and after all that Gentleman act i am expecting MB to never call him a Janwar again, least does she know, janwar ne kaat liya toh 9 months tak swelling nhi jae gi ROFLROFLROFL
Aur RK ki bhook bhi mitt nahi payegi for those months...😈 🤣 ...accha sorry bahut Axe-rated ho gaya... 🤣

PS: after that raat bhar mehnat kerke thake haare, sukhi pati-patni act of RK-MB infront of Paddy she must be assuming madhu to be very happy with RK, so may be she would want rk to purchase Trishna too 4, 5 lakh mein and Roma sath mein free ROFLROFL and is this "main badi hoke vamp banon gi" 🤣 she seriously looks like RK ki choti saali🤢 jo badi hoke saaxy bahu aur RK ki aadhi gharwali ban na chahti hai...🤣lady sikky's wife? and is RK's GF actually coming or its only mukku's re-entry with a sex-change surgery ROFLROFLROFL

🤣 🤣 🤣 she can be mukku's choti behen who has had a "positive to negative in a second" surgery at Kekta Institute of Overnight Growth... where she can look as old as mukku's GF than his sister...🤣
Edited by CraziestGurtian - 12 years ago
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Posted: 12 years ago
#56
OMG!! What.. suchi mein.. Bobby darling bhi arouse hojati/jata???🤣I couldn't stop laughing...🤣
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Posted: 12 years ago
#57

Originally posted by: 49erFan

Shonnu, Tannu Im dead reading ur posts...Janwaar kaat liya toh 9 months tak swelling! 🤣



hey thanks Geets and be more regular 😃
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Posted: 12 years ago
#58

Originally posted by: -DamnedDrooler-

🤣

Gawd I am giggling like a idiot when everyone is sleeping ... I hope I won't wake up my mother n get the trashings ...

Seriously u have the best gutter minds 😆


Gutter mind? cant we just settle for something decent 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Posted: 12 years ago
#59

Originally posted by: vivoash

omg ur posts are always HILARIOUS🤣🤣
lol we all r waiting for Rishbala's nonveg romance🤣
gosh that last line was bang on!!🤣



hey thanx, even your DP is quite a non-veg thing 🤣🤣🤣
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Posted: 12 years ago
#60


Originally posted by: CookieRaider

Hi Humans

tum kya ho?? alien🤣🤣🤣...and here i was thinking shonuu was human🤣
"banjar ha sab banjar ha, hum dhondne jab LIPLOCK chale" ok we can assume RK being a vegetarian cant keess but what about the hug?
I was wondering where my gutter brain princess was with her magic foam blow dryer🤣...and she is back with a veggy liplock🤣...shonuu don't u know that hottie is already taken and married by bittuji🤣so how can anything possibly happen with maddy --we dont want bittuji getting angry now do we--
he was probably comparing his complexion with hers in that dori wala scene
shonuu every indian in this world feels the need to see who is lighter😆
janwar ne kaat liya toh 9 months tak swelling nhi jae gi 🤣🤣🤣
omg control shonuu please control ur gutter mind yaar pehle ek do hot se SR toh ho jaye😉...fir aaye ga na tumhara 9 months ka swelling🤣
is RK's GF actually coming or its only mukku's re-entry with a sex-change surgery 🤣🤣🤣
OMG shonuu amazing comment ⭐️you get 5 stars for that 🤣🤣mukkund sex-change🤣 i always knew It mukkund was always supposed to be a woman🤣
hugs🤗




hey have you heard of Angels ?that i am🤣🤣🤣🤣 dirty thoughts ki waja se was sent to earth 🤣🤣🤣 and thanks for lovely comments

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