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WARNING-The characters & dialogs r result of disturb mind.Doctors r still trying their bst 2 control the psychopanna & evilness of this post writer.So plz dont take it 2 heart but 2 mind😉😆 (Better IGNORE this post sachi mai bakwass hai pta nhi kya soch k banaya😕)
RishBala's halkat se Second hand jawani ka safar or better SUFFER:P
2012
Rishabh Kundra got married 2 Madhubala.Ballu did Item dance on Madhubala's bidai wid Murgi aayi on 'Aayi re aayi re zor laga k aayi re:P'.Uske baad se Aayi gayab hai(Kya kiya ballu nai aayi ka ?:P)
Nxt day
Madhubala-Why the hell u married me?
RK-Bcoz of ur fans
Madhubala-Whn did my fans asked u 2 marry me?
RK-Oh they were hell behind CV's 2 give u as big Mansion as mine but poor CV's were out of budget so those bhikari
asked me 2 help thm else baj jati unki & hence I had 2 marry u.Kyunki itne paisach mai itna hi ch milega.Oh I m such a MAHAPURUSH
asked me 2 help thm else baj jati unki & hence I had 2 marry u.Kyunki itne paisach mai itna hi ch milega.Oh I m such a MAHAPURUSHMadhubala-Toh apne ghar k corner mai choti si jagah de dete but Y the hell u married?
RK-Arey Living relationship?Plz main already Bittuji k saath living relationship mai reh raha hoon & main unhe kisi k liye bhi dhoka nhi de sakta
Madhubala-Iss Disco ball k toh balls main maroongi.But my fans r still not happy.They r angry y u badnoomofy me & married me
RK-They r ur fans na issliye r very inspired wid their Glycerine ki bottle.Mere fans hote toh awaaro ki tarah apne forum ko apna personal maal samjh k ghoom rhe hote.I tell u I m cursed wid such kameenes fans who r always after 'HALKAT JAWANI'.Luk at this gal only who is making this behooda post.Batmeez fans.Mere jaise pagal fans toh kisi k hone hi nhi chahiye
Background mai RK's fans(Abey chal chal bhav mat kha chup chap Madhu ba la ko attitude dikha not 2 us)
Madhubala-Oh dont give urself 2 much importance.U r gud 4 nothing.Ppl really wanna know 'Is RK wella tht instead of doing his movies or shooting 4 movies he is Directing a life of gal?Koi kaam nhi hai iske pass?They laugh at u'
RK-Directing a life of gal is way better thn bhaoing aasu lke Tsunami.U shuld thank me 4 bachaoing ur future nhi toh Makkhi k ghar mai Mat mai so rhi hoti kyunki woh khud Sofa pai sota hai
Madhubala-But pyar toh karta tha
RK-Haan tabhi kabhi kuch nhi bola.Better respect me as I m ur God & now evn pati so double God coz Pati Parmeshwar hota hai
Madhubala-U know wht'Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall whn the hell will nalayak Kundra's Attitude fall?
RK-Acha yeh lo'Twinkle Twinkle little star maine banaya Madhu ba la ka achaar'
Madhubala-Ab yeh suno'Karde mushkil jeena RK kameena'
RK-Yeh baat hai'Teri newspaper mai maine khabar chapwayi tujhe kahinka maine na choda.Tu nai mujhe jail bheja toh bana diya Tujhe RK ki madona.Sun sun Madhu Madhu ba la maine tujhe bin detergent dho dala ab nhi karega makhi Jhinga la la:P'(Sheila ki jawani ka version)
Madhubala-Rishabh Kundra u deserve a slap
RK-Slap ka badla.Bcoz Aahaaan ko thapad se nhi pyar se darr lagta hai
IF ppl-Chup hoge tum dono kab tak junoon dekhe ISHQ factor kab start ho rha hai?
2032(20 YEARS later)
Madhubala-Abhi tak pooch rhi hoon kyun ki mujhse shaadi?
RK-10 baar bola but sunayi nhi deta'Arey I m gentleman tumhari uddti Izzat ko jo bachana tha.Kal bhi agar kisi ladki ko yeh cruel world aise bolega toh I'll marry her as I m quite a social worker'
Madhubala-Oh 20 years se tumhe jhelne se better tha 2 commit suicide
RK-Jab marna hi hai toh mere haatho maaro.
IF ppl-Ab toh bta do ISHQ kab aayega?
2052(20 years later)RishBala's age 60-65
Madhubala-A..bb toh main bhuddi bhi ho gayi.Asthama,Knee pain sab start ho gaya.Buddhe ab toh bta kyun ki marriage?Nhi toh ab apne dande se maarongi
RK-Madhu ba la aha ahaha ah aha.
Madhubala-Arey kitni baar Aha aha karega?
RK-Chup budiya khass rha hoon ab tu Madhu ba la Aha aha ahaha nhi rhi
Madhubala-Teri bhi ab halkat jawani nhi rhi'Bcoz teri end jawaani,teri banned jawani nhi chahiye mujhko teri 2nd hand jawani'
RK-Meri aha ha ahah Jawani aha haa chinta mat karo coz I still have option 2 become VAMPIRE
Madhubala-Toh meri life kyun spoilt ki?Ab toh 40 years 2 spoilt my life ka contract bhi finish
RK-Aha aha aha one thing aha aha is still left
He make her wear bangles gifted by Madhubala
Madhubala-But ab toh btao who is ur Ishq & junoon?
RK-Moufler-My ishq my junoon
Madhubala-Wht? thn y u married me?
RK-Arey so tht u can wash my dear maufler daily.1 years se I have been wearing same old ragged jacket ab maufler bhi dirty pehno so I needed a free dhoban 4 life time
Madhubala-Wht?Ab tumhe meri naari shakti morcha team nhi chodegi.
IF ppl-Ab toh bta bhi do ISHQ factor kab start hoga
2072...2082... still Madhu ba la Aahaan is asking same question & Rishabh is giving stupid answer but mazaal hai CV's answered one simple question of gareeb janta
Yes u all r right'YEH ISHQ FACTOR KAB START HOGA? :P'
NOTE-LOL I hope ab naari power samati mujhe peetne na aaye 4 making Madhubala dhoban:P.Sab keh rhe thai slow pace hai ab toh Rocket speed le li:P
PS-LOL Oye my pagal gang agar mood ho toh aana nhi toh ignore marna.LOL nishu on Sunday u'll get 2 c tht POST:P
LOL Meenu chalo let me dedicate this post 2 u since tumhari wedding aa rhi hai.Jst one request apni wedding date na bhoolna nhi toh mujhe dukh hoga as mujhe logo ko bakra bante huye dekhne mai mazaa ata hai:P
Oh u all can c RishBala's marriage segment(Dekh lo bewada & sirphira RK.Kya style tha sindoor lagane ka & aate ki bori ki tarah Madhu ba la Aahaan ko lekar aaya.I guess Superstar se pehle labour tha:P
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ua5QCtHGbXQ&feature=youtu.be[/YOUTUBE]
Pehle I was worried ki why Marriage so early?But LOL yeh 3.5 phere wali marriage mast sound kar rhi hai:P
So lets Support RishBala in their WEDDING SUFFER:P
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