*-* Kuri of the Week *-* -- nsheena - Page 5

WOAH!! Nice ones 😳. Me gonna hav a nice time thinkin abt the answers. Dont mind me if they snd crazier than me 😆

Originally posted by: Circut

Some More Riddles


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Q: Why did the man throw a bucket of water out the window?
A: Mayb the door was locked😕
Q: Why did the man throw the butter out the window?
A: Coz he dint need it?

Q: Why did the man put the clock in the safe?
A: To save time (YAAAAAYYYY!! I kno this 1 🥳)


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Q: What has two hands and a face, but no arms and legs?
A: A clock!! ( 🥳)
Q: What has a neck, but no head?
A: 😕

Q: Where is the ocean the deepest?
A: The mariana trench


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Q: Why did the man throw his watch out of the window?
A: He wanted to throw away time

Q: What State in the United States is High in the middle and round at the ends?
A: 😕

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Q: How do you spell mousetrap?
A: m-o-u-s-e-t-r-a-p 😕

Q: How many people are buried in that cemetery?
A: 😕😕
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Q: What can't be used until it's broken?
A: Coconut? (i think u'v asked this b4😳)
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Q: What is Black and white and read (red) all over?
A: Dunno😕

Q: How do you know when a motorcycle policeman is happy?
A: 😕

Q: What did zero say to eight?
A: There is a nine between us...???

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Q: What did number 1 say to 7?
A: u are 6 more than me😆

In the alphabet...
Q: Which is the most self-centered letter of the alphabet?
A: O




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Q: Which letter is not me?
A: U 🥳

Q: What letter can do the work in one day that you can do in two days?
A: 😕
Q: Why don't we need a compass at the North Pole?
A: Dunno


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Q: Why is the A like a flower?
A: 😕
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Q: "What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?"
A: C( 🥳)

Q: "What letter of the alphabet is always waiting in order?"
A: Q 🥳

Q: What has two heads, four eyes, six legs and a tail?
A: WOAH!! 😲 Dunno
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Q: What is as big as a horse but doesn't weigh anything?
A: umm... 😕

Q. Why was the hearse horse hoarse?
A. 😕

Q: Why are man with pierced ears better suited for marriage?
A: 😕

Q: What begins with T, ends with T and has T in it?
A: umm... teapot?

Q: Do you know why birds fly to south in the winter?
A: 😕

Q: Why do birds fly south in the fall?
A: 😕

Q: Which letters do Tuesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday have in common?
A: d, a, y??

Q: What are the 3 important rings in life?
A: 😕


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Q: Which room has no doors, no windows.
A: 😕

Q: What gets wetter as it dries?
A: 😕

Q: A man rode into town on Tuesday. Two days later he rode home on Tuesday. How is this possible?
A: Tuesday is probably the name of his horse 🥳
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Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
A: 😕

Q: A father and his son were in a car accident. The father died. The son was taken to the hospital. The doctor came in and said: I can't do surgery on him, because he's my son. Who was the doctor?
A: 😕

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Q: Why did the student take a ladder to school?
A: to scale gr8 heights/to reach the top/ to bcum the topper 😆

Q: Why did the tomato blush?
A: 😕

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Q: What are the two strongest days of the week?
A: 😕
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Q: How far can a dog run into the forest?
A:😕

Q: What do you call a bear without an "ear"?
A: An earless bear?

Q: Which is faster, heat or cold?
A: I think u've asked this b4 too😳

If you are doing a discussion about space, then students will like this one.
Q: Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
A: 😕

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Q: What is the differnce between the capital of Russia and a calf's mother?
A: i kno this one😃: it is "Mos" 🥳

Q: What do you call a Spaniard who can't find his car?
A: 😕

Q: What's the difference between electricity and lightening?
A: umm... electricity- generated by man; lightening- generated by the clashing of clouds

This riddle may be used when teaching a lesson on occupations.
Q: What's the difference between a TEACHER and a CONDUCTOR ?
A: 😕

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Q: What part of your body disappears when you stand up?
A: 😲
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Q: What do you call a witch at the beach?
A: 😕

Q: Why did the trafic signal turn red?
A: Mayb coz tis feeling v shy on seeing so many vehicles glare at it😕

Q: What's the difference between a lion with toothache and a wet day?
A: 😕

Q: Why are baseball stadiums so cool?
A: 😕😕

Q: What do you call a person who speaks 3 languages?
A: trilinguist?
Q: What do you call a person who speaks two languages?
A: bilinguist??
Q: What do you call a person who speaks one language? A: linguist😆


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Q: What do you call a fish without an eye?
A: 😕

Q: What has thirteen hearts but no body and no soul?
A: 😲
Q: What do you call a fish that only cares about himself?
A: shellfish😆

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Q: Why couldn't Mozart find his teacher?
A: 😕

Q. What's a minimum?
A: wich is not the maximum😕

Q:Why can't a bicycle stand on its own?
A: 😕

Q: What do you get if you cross a pig with a karate fighter?
A: 😕

Q:What's got a head and a tail, but no body?
A: 😕
Q:What's got a wave but no sea?
A: light, sound (am a science student so u'v gotta agree wid me on this 😆 😆 )
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Q: What has three feet but no legs or arms?
A: a table

Q: Where does a boxer who weighs 135 kilograms sit on a bus?
A: 😕

Q: What does a man say when he walks into a bar?
A:😕

Q: Where does Dracula stay when he goes to New York City?
A: 😕
Q: What do cows like to read?
A: 😕

Q: What is the longest word?
A: smiles 🥳(u've asked this b4 😳)



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Q: What's the longest word in the English language?
A: smiles

Enjoy More Later

me had nice fun!😳 Thanx circut. Cud i plz hav the answers for these 2??

Originally posted by: ~*manai*~

wow congrats

thanx😳.

I luv ur siggy of shabd😳. He looooks... 😍

Originally posted by: navreen1515

CONGRATULATIONS!!

thanx a lot😳

Originally posted by: nsheena

😆 😆 😆

Poor me 😆

no no no

u desrve it all the way coz u became to kuri of the week so we have to grill ya we wont leave ya that easily

Originally posted by: nsheena

i tried my best, though they are THE most lamest answers given!! 😆

lol i was reading the question n i was fully puzzled as i had no idea how to answer it😆

Originally posted by: sallu_lover

lol i was reading the question n i was fully puzzled as i had no idea how to answer it😆

😆 Wonder whr circut gets such awsum Q's from

Originally posted by: bubbles92

congratz 👏 👏

Thanx a lot😳

Are u having fun Sheena..?
Whats new 2daii?
What new with u and ur hubby?
HOw are you..?
Do u have hwk?
How much hwk?
Are u happy its middle of week?

will be back laterz!!

--Khushi

Originally posted by: Khushiyana

Are u having fun Sheena..?
Whats new 2daii?
What new with u and ur hubby?
HOw are you..?
Do u have hwk?
How much hwk?
Are u happy its middle of week?

will be back laterz!!

--Khushi

OFC!!! Me having a gr8 time 😃

today? nm😕. i got a new pair of earrings from mom😳 (they're really cute😳 😆)

Am not yet married hun😳. If u mean, my unmarried hubby, Shabd, v're getting engaged today 😉

Am goin gr8!!😳

Me on vacations, so no hw😛. But i have projects to do

I hav mat, phy, chem and eng projects😳. So quite a lot

Am happy coz i can get to c Maayka today😛;

Sad coz no maayka tmr and am gonna miss being grilled aftr day aftr

Originally posted by: nsheena

OFC!!! Me having a gr8 time 😃

today? nm😕. i got a new pair of earrings from mom😳 (they're really cute😳 😆)

Am not yet married hun😳. If u mean, my unmarried hubby, Shabd, v're getting engaged today 😉

Am goin gr8!!😳

Me on vacations, so no hw😛. But i have projects to do

I hav mat, phy, chem and eng projects😳. So quite a lot

Am happy coz i can get to c Maayka today😛;

Sad coz no maayka tmr and am gonna miss being grilled aftr day aftr

awww... u have actually till sunday to be grilled.. coz i have exams on Saturday early morning till afternoon so i wont be online!!