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Disclaimer: This is meant to be a funny post ..... not meant to hurt anyone
It is common knowledge that the 15,000 crore Gujral empire is tottering on the brink of bankruptcy 😲 😲😲
Yeh kaise hua? 😲😲😲 Kab hua? 😲😲😲 Kiske wajah se hua? 😲😲😲
Lagtha hai Prithvi apne ek plan mein kamyab ho hi gaya 😃
Lekin a usne apne pairon par khud khladi maari hai.
So now everyone needs to find a job - including Sam MK Saxena 😆 😆 😆
The minute I heard of this whole bankruptcy deal I lost it - I mean I was ROFL 🤣- I did not see this one coming...... good one CVs 👏 👏 👏 ......OMG 🤣...... utterly and completely ridiculous...... I love this 😃.... this is like the good old days when they gave us a twist we did not expect. 😃
Later on Mru, Maz and me were chatting on the heartracers thread - Mru was having lunch (god knows what she put in her dabba 😃 ), I was having tea (they had some new sugar packets in the office - mental note to self - get those tested 😉) and Maz I guess was high from lack of sleep (since it was already 3 am in India). As usual yours sincerely initiated a discussion on what the various people should do if they lost GM and the empire.
Scenario 1
Jhan
I am happy - the PTC don't have anything to steal - hey novel idea - have them steal the debts and then they have to pay it 🤣🤣🤣 - Mausi and Raani can make papads and Munna can sell it on the street. 🤣🤣🤣
Mru
lijjat papds on the street.......that would be awesome... Rosh/Var can market it ... Samz/ avni can attract crowd by smz nautanki and bade bhaiiya can show off his muscles and Damini ji can threaten every1 with her gun...
Imagine that scenario 🤣🤣🤣
Scenario 2
Jhan
Munna becomes a paanwaala, Raani becomes a chaiwaali and Mausi becomes a kaamwaali bai . 🤣
Mru
munna can sing the song .." thuke thuke mera paan thuke "...hahaha on the lines of "kuke kuke koyaliya kuke "
rani can sing.... "lal lal hoton pe munna kiska naam hai" along the lines of "lal lal hoton pe gori kiska naam hai"
🤣
Scenario 3 - Jhan
Scenario 4 - Maz
avni works at a nursery school..
damz is this trainer for shooting..
sam can be driver
varun is office boy!
Jhan added
avni works at a nursery school.. 🤣 bacche ka admission pakka no need for donation 🤣
sam can be driver - for the schoolbus 🤣🤣
Scenario 5 - Mru
Raani can be the nagin.. and munna the sapera...they can have a street side show.. bahot paisa milaga... and mausi can join as the nautanki sidekick...
🤣
Scenario 6 - Mru
Damz can work in the police station..
whenever she just raises an eyebrow.. saarey criminals khud hi confess kar lenge... Damz wouldn't even need to use her gun...
Pri can work in music videos as a cowboy.. similar to the prabhu deva song " muqabla muqabla.."...hahahha
🤣
Scenario 7 - Mru
PriDa can both be cops...
they will play good cop - bad cop...
Pri can be the good cop... he will say " darsal.. tumhe sach bolna hi hogaa.. nahi toh.. mere plans bhi tumhey nahi bacha sakte Damini key gusse sey..
and then Toofi can be the ultimate weapon.. kicking the criminals right where it hurts....
then Damini would laugh.. and say " Mein Damini Gujral ..muaaaahhhh"...
🤣
Scenario 8 - Mru
yaa phir..
PriDa can be ultimate cagefighters..
dishoom dishoom... and ne1 who lays a hand on damz would face the ire of Pri....
he would say to that person " tum mujhe paanch minute main andar milna.. na ek second baad... thik time pe aana...."
and we would see HAWT and Jealous Pri....
🤣
Scenario 9 - Jhan
Roshni can sell beauty products for men - Varun will be her model.
Scenario 17- Mru
How abt another one for Pri: -- he will become the Maksad King similar to Matka King..
Pri's song (by Jhan)
I am a king
the maksad king
i don't know
a single thing
mujh pe maksad ka bhoot hai savaar
baaki saare baatein hai bekaar
kartha hoon main is title ko sweekar
chodoonga nahi sab ho jao taiyyar
mere nigahen hai mere auzaar
ab lage teer aar ya paar
isse hoon mein bilkul bekhabar 🤪🤪🤪
Damini ka rahoonga main zindagi bhar 🤪🤪🤪
This is what we came up with. What other professions can you think of? Tell us. 😃
It is common knowledge that the 15,000 crore Gujral empire is tottering on the brink of bankruptcy 😲 😲😲
Yeh kaise hua? 😲😲😲 Kab hua? 😲😲😲 Kiske wajah se hua? 😲😲😲
Lagtha hai Prithvi apne ek plan mein kamyab ho hi gaya 😃
Lekin a usne apne pairon par khud khladi maari hai.
So now everyone needs to find a job - including Sam MK Saxena 😆 😆 😆
The minute I heard of this whole bankruptcy deal I lost it - I mean I was ROFL 🤣- I did not see this one coming...... good one CVs 👏 👏 👏 ......OMG 🤣...... utterly and completely ridiculous...... I love this 😃.... this is like the good old days when they gave us a twist we did not expect. 😃
Later on Mru, Maz and me were chatting on the heartracers thread - Mru was having lunch (god knows what she put in her dabba 😃 ), I was having tea (they had some new sugar packets in the office - mental note to self - get those tested 😉) and Maz I guess was high from lack of sleep (since it was already 3 am in India). As usual yours sincerely initiated a discussion on what the various people should do if they lost GM and the empire.
Scenario 1
Jhan
I am happy - the PTC don't have anything to steal - hey novel idea - have them steal the debts and then they have to pay it 🤣🤣🤣 - Mausi and Raani can make papads and Munna can sell it on the street. 🤣🤣🤣
Mru
lijjat papds on the street.......that would be awesome... Rosh/Var can market it ... Samz/ avni can attract crowd by smz nautanki and bade bhaiiya can show off his muscles and Damini ji can threaten every1 with her gun...
Scenario 2
Jhan
Munna becomes a paanwaala, Raani becomes a chaiwaali and Mausi becomes a kaamwaali bai . 🤣
Mru
munna can sing the song .." thuke thuke mera paan thuke "...hahaha on the lines of "kuke kuke koyaliya kuke "
rani can sing.... "lal lal hoton pe munna kiska naam hai" along the lines of "lal lal hoton pe gori kiska naam hai"
🤣
Scenario 3 - Jhan
What about alternative professions for the Gujrals-Saxenas
Damini - School teacher LOL 🤣
Avni - chopping onions in a restaurant
Roshni - Model / Beautician
Prithvi - horse cleaner
Sameer - clown/hotel receptionist
Varun - works in an office
Scenario 4 - Maz
avni works at a nursery school..
damz is this trainer for shooting..
sam can be driver
varun is office boy!
Jhan added
avni works at a nursery school.. 🤣 bacche ka admission pakka no need for donation 🤣
sam can be driver - for the schoolbus 🤣🤣
Scenario 5 - Mru
Raani can be the nagin.. and munna the sapera...they can have a street side show.. bahot paisa milaga... and mausi can join as the nautanki sidekick...
🤣
Scenario 6 - Mru
Damz can work in the police station..
whenever she just raises an eyebrow.. saarey criminals khud hi confess kar lenge... Damz wouldn't even need to use her gun...
Pri can work in music videos as a cowboy.. similar to the prabhu deva song " muqabla muqabla.."...hahahha
🤣
Scenario 7 - Mru
PriDa can both be cops...
they will play good cop - bad cop...
Pri can be the good cop... he will say " darsal.. tumhe sach bolna hi hogaa.. nahi toh.. mere plans bhi tumhey nahi bacha sakte Damini key gusse sey..
and then Toofi can be the ultimate weapon.. kicking the criminals right where it hurts....
then Damini would laugh.. and say " Mein Damini Gujral ..muaaaahhhh"...
🤣
Scenario 8 - Mru
yaa phir..
PriDa can be ultimate cagefighters..
dishoom dishoom... and ne1 who lays a hand on damz would face the ire of Pri....
he would say to that person " tum mujhe paanch minute main andar milna.. na ek second baad... thik time pe aana...."
and we would see HAWT and Jealous Pri....
🤣
Scenario 9 - Jhan
Roshni can sell beauty products for men - Varun will be her model.
Avni will grow the flowers and Sam will charm women into buying them.
Pri wil drive a horse cart with Toofi 🤣
Damz will teach people the correct way to throw attitude.
🤣
Scenario 10 - Jhan
They could all start a circus
🤣
Scenario 10 - Jhan
They could all start a circus
Prithvi - horse tricks with Toofi
Damz - shooting bottles off Munna's head while riding Toofi
Avni - flower arrangement
Sam - the resident clown
Rosh and Varun - they do a hypnotism trick where Varun tries to hypnotize Rosh and ends up hypotizing himself 🤣
Tuna - fight with tiger 😈
Raani - walking on high rope (no net) 😈
Mausi - turn her loose - aur kuch karne ki zarrorat nahin hai 😈 🤣
🤣
Scenario 11 - Mru
PriDa open sewing classes...
Pri shows how the buttons come off and how strategic placement of buttons increases female fan following oops baggages 😉
and Damz shows how to or not to sew the buttons
🤣
Scenario 12 - Mru
PriDa can open "Grasshopper" Dance classes... it will be way more popular than salsa....😉
every student gets a personal session with Pri... phir toh.... profit hee profit for the Saxena-Gujrals 😉
🤣
Scenario 13 - Mru
PriDa open kick-boxing classes with the bandar as a visiting professor...(read punchbag)
🤣
Scenario 14 - Mru
yaa phir..
PriDa can open financial counselling classes
-- how to make do with only one earring... so we can save the cost of one earring
-- how to use less buttons . save on buttons
-- ghajini suits.. saves cloth
-- dupaata catching.. so that save on dupattas...
🤣
Scenario 15 - Jhan
Pri gives classes on duppatta catching tricks 🤣🤣
Sam gives classes on ladki patana 🤣🤣
Varun gives classes on spooky expressions 🤣=🤣
Scenario 16 - Mru
Pri opens classes on "how to avoid utter financial ruin" ..
ultimate method.. sign papers with random signature... 🤣
🤣
Scenario 11 - Mru
PriDa open sewing classes...
Pri shows how the buttons come off and how strategic placement of buttons increases female fan following oops baggages 😉
and Damz shows how to or not to sew the buttons
🤣
Scenario 12 - Mru
PriDa can open "Grasshopper" Dance classes... it will be way more popular than salsa....😉
every student gets a personal session with Pri... phir toh.... profit hee profit for the Saxena-Gujrals 😉
🤣
Scenario 13 - Mru
PriDa open kick-boxing classes with the bandar as a visiting professor...(read punchbag)
🤣
Scenario 14 - Mru
yaa phir..
PriDa can open financial counselling classes
-- how to make do with only one earring... so we can save the cost of one earring
-- how to use less buttons . save on buttons
-- ghajini suits.. saves cloth
-- dupaata catching.. so that save on dupattas...
🤣
Scenario 15 - Jhan
Pri gives classes on duppatta catching tricks 🤣🤣
Sam gives classes on ladki patana 🤣🤣
Varun gives classes on spooky expressions 🤣=🤣
Scenario 16 - Mru
Pri opens classes on "how to avoid utter financial ruin" ..
ultimate method.. sign papers with random signature... 🤣
Scenario 17- Mru
How abt another one for Pri: -- he will become the Maksad King similar to Matka King..
Pri's song (by Jhan)
I am a king
the maksad king
i don't know
a single thing
mujh pe maksad ka bhoot hai savaar
baaki saare baatein hai bekaar
kartha hoon main is title ko sweekar
chodoonga nahi sab ho jao taiyyar
mere nigahen hai mere auzaar
ab lage teer aar ya paar
isse hoon mein bilkul bekhabar 🤪🤪🤪
Damini ka rahoonga main zindagi bhar 🤪🤪🤪
This is what we came up with. What other professions can you think of? Tell us. 😃
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