Hey Zainy.. please don't kill me😳 *ducking for cover* 😆
Here is to dear Zainy and Pri bouffant,😃
I'm bringing sixtys back (yeah) 😃
Them girls don't know how to react (yeah)😆
I think it's special what's on my head (o yeah)
So come on and i'll take the slack.
Pretty babe 😳
You see these scissors 😆
Zainy, I'm your slave 😳
I'll let you cut with them if I misbehave 😆😆
It's just that no one makes me feel this way
Take em' to the chorus
Come here girl
Go ahead, take the shampoo
Come with the clippers
Go ahead, be gone with it
VIP
Go ahead, take the shears
Conditioners on me 😆
Go ahead, examine the scalp
Please see what you're working with
Go ahead, bring the volumizer along 😆
Look at those clips
Go ahead, take the comb
You make me smile😳
Go ahead, bring on the iron
Go ahead Zainy 😳
Go ahead, be gone with it
or get your sixtys on
Go ahead, join me with the bouffant 😆😆
I'm bringing sixtys back (yeah)😃
Them girls don't know how to react (yeah)
I think it's special what's on my head (yeah) 😆😆
So come on and i'll kick the lui prick for ya. 🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣
EDIT: From Jhaan, a selection of scissors for you, Zainy...🤣🤣
EDIT: from the Lady herself for the ZA(I)NY BRIGADE PLEDGE 🤣🤣🤣
-- Zainab
EDIT no 3: wow, u gals on a roll. This pledge is from Jhaan, 🤣
Disclaimer: This poem is meant for light hearted reading only. The author is not responsible for any flights of imagination or any calls to action by people reading the poem.
We find your hair a tad too long
To lop it off we are sending Zainy along 🤣🤣
We notice your wardrobe is in really bad shape
Corrective action we will soon undertake 🤣🤣
Those short sleeved shirts are a terrible disaster
Sadly, at finding those your designer is a true master
Revamping your wardrobe is the need of the hour
To help you darling, we' ll do everything in our power.👍🏼
That camouflage shirt you must throw
At that one we fire the first salvo
Those short sleeved shirts really need to go
You must get rid of them pronto
Your shirts need some buttons you know
We really must teach you how to sew 🤣🤣
Krups and Jhan will give you some "gyan"
On how to dress from now on
Lets get started, here are some tips
When in doubt stick to the basics
For those Ghajini suits we do not care
How dare they call that formal wear
Some nice formal shirts and a blazer you will need
Your corporate look will be up to speed. 😍
Stay away from shirts that have strips on the sleeve
That you wear too many of those is our pet peeve
Long sleeved shirts with sleeves rolled back
Trust us on that you will draw no flak
Come on darling, you are not that slow
Plaids my friend are the way to go
Plain black and white are just as great
we just thought we should set you straight
Your makeup person needs to be gone
Mru will do your make up from now on. 🤣🤣
We will have you looking as good as new
Get ready, we will see you in a few 🤣🤣
~ Jhanavi
No one else had fans likes us - we are special 🤣🤣
-- Mru