Lover of the week # 11: TheBoss - Page 22

Originally posted by: carisma2

Set 3 - Well now that you finished.. all your other sets.. we can't have you idle for long Muhahaha... So I'm back with more Koistens for you.

1. Would you rather Kiss and Tell or Show and Tell?

Show and tell

2. What is your reaction when someone hits your ego.. see below

Prove them wrong, tit for tat or ignore them?

Tit for tat

3. Do U care if you're wrong.. or would you rather be right with the wrong answer?

I rather be right even with the wrong answer

4. Was there ever a time in your life that you wanted to get married?

Yes once, then sanity prevailed over me, probably due to past life good deeds and I was saved.

5. Is Cari a fly gal or a Shy gal?

Shy girl

6. If you woke up tomorrow and miraculously found yourself to be pregnant - what would you do , unfortunately coat hanger tho won't work.. lol ?

I will bang the richest guy possible, blame it on him, then sit home and receive child support and other benefits. 😉

7. What is your most challenging daily routine.. the biggest drag?

Washing dishes

8. You are driving along past a bus stop and U see three people in the rain. A sick old lady who needs medical help a.s.ap, An old friend who did U a favour back in the day, and the girl of your dreams.. You can only have one passenger in your car - What will you do?

An old friend who did me a favour 😊

9. What's your pet peeve?

When people do not return shopping cart or squish vegetables/fruits in aisle

10. Have you ever been arrested? (That's personal u don't have to answer - up to u)

Yes I have been arrested for a road rage incident, another time in a club fighting with another guy, destruction of property at a shop, uttering threats to a car salesman and once showing up at an ex girlfriends house. Thankfully none of the incidents I have been charged, or found guilty so my record stays clean.

11. How controlled is your road rage.. are you a manic driver trying to get from a to b or more calm and don't give a damn abt slow traffic or over takers?

I like driving and coasting and usually prefer staying in slower lane but once in a while if somebody tries to cut me off or push me off the road it can really get me worked up -- have been arrested for the same.

12. How do U handle Stress and Pressure?

By knowing that it would only bring the best of me and knowing that worrying about things which I have no control over is futile

13. If I was your potential Boss - How would you sell yourself to me, so that I would hire you for the job?

I will dazzle you with my intelligence or baffle you with my bullshit - Im good at both

14. In Life how do you evaluate success?

If Im able to do it correctly, and rewarded accordingly

15. Do you believe in ghosts.. or seen one or would you like to see one?

Yes I have seen once in India and once over seas.

16. Name an expensive item you bought and then regretted later?

Few years ago I bought a Lexus and realized how stupid I was, could have gotten a better car with more features for a cheaper price.

17. Do U lie often?

Yes but only if it benefits me

18. Do U believe hunting for sport? (Not the sexual kind - but shoot a pigeon down kind of thing).

Yeah as long as there is ample stock of that and they are not in danger of becoming extinct.

19. Have you ever felt like kissing another guy?

Yeah 😆

20. How would you describe the following to ur mom

a. Cari

Kaafi samajhdaar aur khayal rakhne wali

b. Omni

Internet tough guy 😆

c. Farah

Kaatney wali ladki

d. Sunny

Achi bacchi

e. HLG

Ek number manas

f. Pencil

Behtareen shaksiyat

g. TS

Some friends friend

h. MD

Nek insaan, khandani aur honhaar

21. If you went home and caught ur family watching Madhubala DD show what would you do?

Their life their choice to each their own

22. If your parents joined IF for fun, would you behave yourself on IF?

No, if I didnt behave in real life, what gives now 😆

23. Have you ever been jealous of me? Lol

Nahi, not at all

24. If U were a president for a day like Anil was in Nayak - What would you change?

Very complicated question and depend country to country. But on a broader level reduce military budget, spent on public transportation, universal healthcare, promote government/private business policies, reach out to other nations, reduce taxes.

25. What was the strangest punishment you parents ever gave you?

They cut off my pocket money knowing that I was still making money elsewhere.

26. Your parents and our best wishes are always with you alongside your hard work and I hope you become a Billionaire one day - BUT would you forget us all - your grp of buddies?

A billion dollars is a lot of money so I don't really have to forget anyone, can keep you all and then some happy

27. Do you smoke? And what are your views on Indian girls/ladies who smoke. Would you narrow mindedly stereotype them or be more open minded?

I don't smoke but I don't care who smokes its their life their choice who cares, they will die anyways this way or that way just put a mint in your mouth when you blow me!

28. If you could go back in time - when would that be?

In early 80's and buy lots of Apple stocks

29. If Bill gave you Microsoft would you be ecstatic or do U aspire to create your own equivalent empire?

I will be ecstatic, easy work and easy money, anyday.

30. If you were gay which one would you rather do - Imaam, KJO or Andy?

Imaam

31. From below give a song to each member from the list I've given .. No repetition please? 15 ppl and 15 songs

Omni, Farah, Cari, Bossy, HLG, FT, Pencil, TS, MD, Sunny, Ashra, Shelly, CM, Gia, Riya

a. Deewaron se mike rehna acha lagtha hai, hum bi pagal ho jayengey - Shelly

b. Hum bi hain josh mein, baatien kar hosh mein - Omni

c. Bheege hont tere pyasa dil mera - TheBoss

d. Tere liye hi tho signal thor thar ke.. delhi waali gf chor char ke

e. Muje tho teri latt lag gayi lag gayi - Carisma

f. Tera pyaar pyaar hookah bar - Ashraa

g. Khiladi bhaiya khiladi - TS

h. Yeh hai reshmi zulfon ka andhera naa ghabraiye - Sunny

i. Aye ho meri zindagi mein tum bahar banke - Farah

j. Arey deewano muje pehchano - Mein hoon don - MasterDisaster

k. Jaanu meri jaan - mein tere kurbaan - GiaKabir

l. Mehndi laga ke rakhna doli saja ke rakhna - Ritika

m. Tere jaisa yaar kahan - kaisa apna yaarana - Hooligan

n. Pal pal dil ke paas tum rehti ho - Alina

o. Tum ko dekha tho yeh khayal aya - Riya

32. Old actresses who is prettier, Sadhna, Vijyanti Maala, Asha Parekh or Waheeda Rehman?

Hands down Sadhna

33. Have you watched movie Cars? If U haven't U must watch it. If you were Lightening Mcqueen - From LODW grp - Who would be ?

a. Mater - Carisma

b. Sally - Farah

c. Doc Hudson - MasterDisaster

e. Frank - Pencil

f. Ramone - Alina

g. Flo - Shelly

h. Luigi - Hooligan

i.Giddo - Ashraa

34. Would you be friends with someone you disliked?

Depends if it benefits me then I will suck up my pride otherwise no.

35. If you were going to a fancy dress Halloween party What would you go as.. ? (Even if it wasn't fancy dress I'd love to show up as Lilly Monster or Morticia Williams lol )

Ezio Auditore from Assasins creed game

Can I bravely Request for a 3rd part of the story 😳 please..

Am sure after the release of your third sequel - the makers of Krish 3 Dhoom 3 and CE will suicide themselves 😛 😆 for not having done a better job than u! 😆😆

I think that should Keep u going for a while... BUT I'll be back

Cari goes only to return - Lol.. Keep busy with these.. Will come with more again..

After escaping from the window TheBoss was struggling to make his way through the thicket behind Carisma's place. TheBoss had severely hurt his arm during the window incident, and was starting to lose strength. Another pack of feral Hooligans suddenly appeared, having caught wind of the Ashraa. One by one they latched on to TheBoss. Already weakened from his injury, TheBoss yielded to the furry onslaught and collapsed. The last thing he saw before losing consciousness was a buzzing horde of Hooligans running off with his Ashraa.

But then Farah came down with her smile and healed Ashraa. Feeling pleased, Farah smote the Hooligans for their injustice. Then she got in His '82 Corolla and blasted away with the fortitude of 153 wallabies running from a shrunken pack of bunnies. TheBoss shimmied with joy when he saw this. his Ashraa was safe. It was a good thing, too, because in five minutes his favorite bodyguard, Farah, was going to come on. TheBoss was elated. And so, everyone except Carisma and a few rusty razor blade-toting beavers lived blissfully happy, forever after.

Originally posted by: -SunnyLeone-

Who are your favorite actors and actresses? Name them from Hollywood and Bollywood.

How do you think I would propose to a guy? Doesn't need to be a paragraph, just a few sentences is fine.

How do you think I look? Penny knows ;)

If we happened to meet, would you not invite me over? Lol

Originally posted by: Shelly1026

Boss-man, more questions for you:

1. If you could travel to the moon, what would you take with you if you were only allowed to take three things? Why?

My Mom, Dad and my Sister. Meri dunia unse shuru unpar qatam. Baaki sab dekha jayega 😎

2. What importance does the following have in your life? Please elaborate:

A. Money - very important without this you are nothing
B. Friendship - again important but money can buy friendship and it can break to for lack of
C. Love (not necessarily romantic) - if you love yourself you dont need others
D. Fame - not necessary as long as you have money
E. Success - same money can fix everything else no need for success if you can fail again and again with that much money

3. If you could re-live one year of your passed lifetime, which year would you pick and why?

The year before our break up and I will try to re do things differently.

4. If you could have any superpower (only one), what would you pick and why?

Being invisible

5. If the following could get any superpower, which one do you think they should have and why?

-Ritz - Wonder woman her lasso of truth
-Avocado - Mystique from xmen for shape shifting
-Hooli - superman since yeh aaj kal bahut ud raha hai
-Pencil - xena the warrior princess for jungle survival
-Walt - The hulk since he likes chemistry
-Sul - spiderman so he can save all the ladies in distress
-Ashra - Batman since her pose reminds me on that top of fort like gotham city
-Caro - Agnes from Despicable me, he that cuteness is her power
-Farah - the wanna be superhero from kick ass
-MD - Captain america since he is there now
-Easy - Alice cullen from twillight
-Sunny - Jenna jameson the superhuman po*n star
-Sanz - Aquamarine the mermaid
-Shelly - chandramukhi from that sri devi movie

Good luck and God Speed 👍🏼

Originally posted by: TheBoss

Morgan Freeman, Robert De Niro, George Clooney, Megan Fox, Saira Banu, Tina Munim, Dilip Kumar.

You will ask him to do sexy time all night long and unwrap the bow you tied on yourself and point there, come in honey Im open.😆

Youngish? Medium long hairs? Wearing a lululemon pant and a top with camisole?😕

If we meet, I will invite you over for hot coffee but I will make sure you don't spike my drink and do sexy time with me.😆😆

Originally posted by: Avocado.Girl.

You FAILED BIG TIME. You get 0/10 for my task. I asked you to WRITE 20 points on each, not copy and paste 😡 It was supposed to be done in your writing displaying your thoughts not some aera gera Google Uncle. RE-DO...

Even with Madhubala question, you FAIL...It was Madhubala the actress, not Madhubala the bahenji who is desperate for licks and kisses...😆 So the question again: Do you find Madhubala, the Mughal E Azam fame, the epitome of beauty and grace to be called "Timeless/Eternal Beauty" ?

Originally posted by: TheBoss

Yo the questions were about ME and LFDR members so its you who FAIL on your questions but hey I still tried to answer with detailed information so that I can actually make sense other than that I do not have many thoughts that fall into the "good" category to speak of so I had to rely on internet. 😆

As for Madhubala well I do not find her "the epitome of beauty and grace" basically she is allright but not really worthy of such praise. Saira Banu, Suchitra Sen, Tina Munim were better looking heroines in my opinion. 😳

Originally posted by: Coeur2PsychoFMS

Even if I am too late you have to answer... it's my haq Here you go my second set before I again leave for few days 😳

1. You won't forget Pencil, Cari and Farah ? 😲 Aap mujhe hamesha yaad rakhenge ? LOL yaad rakhne ke liye yaad karna padta hai. 😉 I am sure if I disappear for some time you won't even realise it, will you ?
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3. Look around I asked about for you a bunch of times, so obviously your absence was duly noted. 😳
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5. Do you think about virtual friends when you are offline ? If yes when and how many times/day ? Who comes first in your mind ?
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7. To be honest I do not think since I give equal importance to online and offline friends and don't let it over lap however if there is something that i need to do when I get back online which is pending then I keep that in mind.
   
   
8. Online I am a 113 years old Chudail but can you guess my real age ?
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10. 22 or 24
    
    
11. Why is MD listening to "koi ladki hai" ? Chakkar kya hai ? 😆
    
    
12. Its his age to experiment so whatever it may be, he has my full support.
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14. If I tell you that I have only few days to live. How will you manage to make them special ?
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16. I will tell you to wash your sins and do Allah Allah khair sallah since you may have a lot to cover 😆
    
    
17. Woh ek hi chehra toh nahin saare jahan mein. Joh door hain woh dil se utar kyun nahin jaata ? Joh beet gaya hai woh guzar kyun nahin jaata ? Benaam sa yeh dard theher kyun nahin jaata ?
    
    
18. As in the famous words of Jagjit, Mai bhul jaon tumhe ab yahi munasib hai, Magar bhula na bhi chaa hun to kis tarah bhoolun, ke tum to phir bhi hakeeqat ho koi khwaab nahi. Thats why 😳
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20. I don't know how to play chess. Will you teach me ? If yes then how would you make it interesting ?
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22. You can sit in my lap and I can teach you all the important moves.
    
    
23. Have you ever dated a black girl ? 😆 😛
    
    
24. Yeah twice once when I used to live in Las Vegas I dated a black girl and then again I dated a Berber girl from Libya who was half black and half libyan?
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26. The question which really irritates me in a job interview is "What are your good and bad qualities". I feel like telling them the truth about me. "I am a selfish, kutti, witch, spiteful, heartless girl but I am a crazy and fun loving person so it's nice to work with me, ready to take me ? 😎" 😆 What do you think ? What are my good and bad qualities ?
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28. Hard worker, trust worthy and you have the zeal to make it happen because of your result driven personality. Your ability to go above and beyond in your work, and actually having no life whatsoever can be a game changer for any employer. In a nutshell all your good qualities are bad qualities depending on how you see it.
    
    
29. What about you ? Tell me about yours. (10 good and 10 bad).
30. Dynamic, initiative, team player, delivered, blunt, organised, self motivated, hard working, honest, caring.
31. Egocentric, narcissist, self centered, bitter, jaded, blunt, lack of empathy, self serving, honest, caring.
    
    
32. You and I are very similar but also very different. Find 5 similarities and 5 differences between us.
33. Similarities: Anti marriage, self serving, honest, caring, blunt.
34. Differences: Im social you are not. I have lack of empathy but you do. Im bitter you aren't. You are a hard worker Im not. You have a vagina and I have a penis.
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36. Boss and Farah are at a party and Boss wants to dance with Farah on "My Ding Ding Dong" song. She refuses. How will Boss convince her ?
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38. I will whisper in her ear if you dance with me, we can both get out of this boring party and do something more fun.
    
    
39. Can you entitle what kind of friendship you share with the following members ?
    Omni - we both go a long way and have many stories to tell.
    Farah - blow hot blow cold (from her side) mine is just chillax
    Cari - a very special bond
    Pencil - both of us are kindred spirits
    Shelly - she plays all my favourite songs and spams my FB
    CM - a good friend
    Rits - my sipah salar in maidan e jung
    Gia - my wing man with her dude talks
    MD - great admiration
    TS - a friend of a friend
    HLG - the one who you can count on
    FT - the wise one
    Alina - a role model for fan girls and balanced enough to being a good friend.
    Tanvi - beauty with brains, keeps my FB fresh with all her eye candy shots
    
    
    

Ooopppsss that makes a lot of Boss and Farah... and still you say I don't give you bhaav 😆

Originally posted by: Hearts.Flowers

1. Have you ever kissed a guy?

No 😕

2. Describe a LFDR member in 10 words, and we'll try to guess who you're describing. :P

beautiful, cute, sexy, sassy, cheerful, talented, sensible, shy, sensitive, sydneyite.

3. Who is your least fave person?

In LFDR? on IF? on FB? in real life?

4. What is your best quality?

Straight forward

5. What is your best physical feature?

Dimples?

6. Would you prefer to date someone ugly and rich or attractive and poor?

Ugly and rich 😆

7. How many close friends do you have?

3-6

8. Would you ever have plastic surgery? What would it be?

Does laser body hair removal count for those nether regions?

9. Who is the best looking person you know? (not a celeb)

This guy I see everyday in my washroom

10. What do you like most about me?

Your cheerful spirit of posting those I did not slap you posts -- I enjoy each one of them!

11. What's the cheesiest pick up line you've ever used?

I like your pointy elbows

12. What's the most embarrassing moment of your life?

One day I was walking and two dogs were barking inside a parked car so I stopped and barked back at them and then realised two people were sitting at the back seat staring at me in disbelief.

13. When was the last time you wrote a love letter?

About 6-7 years ago

14. Ever had a crush on your friend's girlfriend?

Yeah more than once, they always bag the better looking ones

15. What is your most irritating habit?

Looking down after taking a dump, as if Im expecting something else in there. 😆

16. Who is your latest crush?

You

17. What is the worst thing about being a guy?

Keeping your eggs safe and tucked

18. What is the stupidest thing that you have done in public?

The above incident regarding barking

19. Which one of your features makes you self-conscious?

My face

20. If you get up one day and see that you have turned into a girl, what will you do?

Use eye shadow and curl my hairs

21. Have you ever cooked or baked something for the one you love?

Yes

22. Have you ever liked something so much that you stole it?

I drove it like I stole it 😆

23. How long have you gone without taking a bath?

15 days?

24. Have you ever waxed?😆

No but I use a trimmer

25. Do you think I'm trustworthy?

Surprisingly, yes.