Originally posted by: sanyamalhotra
Okay Swathi Here I am with an Pappu Singh interview.....Its the first time I am writing something like this so nothing too nice just whatever I could write...for you n ur Pappu.....I hope I don't disappoint you guys.......The guests for the show are none other than the newly weds Abhishek-Aishwarya.
Huda: Welcome everyone to Lassi with Pappu Singh aur aaj hamare saath yahan dhaabe pe lassi peene aayi hain is duniya ki sabse khubsurat Janani.....Aishwarya Rai....jinki aankon mein doob chukka hai yeh Pappu aur......
AB: (Cuts him in between) You mean to say Aishwarya Rai Bachchan....
Huda: Oh haan ji ek hi baat hai woh kya hai na agar mujhe apni bhaison ke baad kuch bahut pyaara hai to woh hai inki aankhein....
AB: Jinmein bas chukka hoon main.....aapke dhaabe ka doosra mehmaan.
Huda: (To himself) Oye haan...is kabab mein haddi ko main kaise bhool gaya..
Oho ji Bilkul...Hamari khubsurat janani ke saath yahan aaye hain unke BETTER HALF (making an irritated face)....Abhishek Bachchan. To ab aap hamein batao ki aap dono mein pehle love aur phir marriage kaise hui?
Ash: Bas inhone (blushes) mere kajrare nainon mein Dhai akshar Prem ke padhe aur maine inse kaha ki Guru ab Kuch na kaho.
Huda: Waah...kajrare Naina...Naina....Oh teri...Naina ne agar yeh show dekh liya to woh to mujhe maar hi daalegi.
AB: What?
Huda: Kuch nahin.....aap mujhe ek baat batao....aapke hisaab se ek khoobsurat janani ko patane ke liye sabse zyada zaroori kya hota hai?
AB: I Think style and attitude...U know...Chivalry and sophistication and all that.....]
Huda: O Tau...Kaun si bhaasha mein baat kar raya hai yo??
AB: Main....never mind....mere kehne ka matlab hai ki ladkiyon ko impress karne ke liye un cheezon ki zaroorat hoti hai jo aapke paas nahin hai....
Huda: Ke matlab hai thara?
AB: Well you see..... for example....Girls ko Pappu Singh ki Bhains se zyaada AB ke brains pasand hain.....
Huda: Oye meri bhainson ke bare mein kuch bola to phir dekh liyo...
AB: see... agar aap itna hi protective ladies, what do you call them...haan, jananiyon ko le kar honge to shayad aapki Naina bhi aapse impress ho jaaye.
Huda: Oye aisa sachi ho sakta hai kya...chalo ji aap dono ek-ek lassi aur lo tb tak main ek break leta hoon aur apni phoolan pe yeh formula try kar ke aata hoon. Lekin meri Sunita kahin naaraz na ho jaaye?
AB: Sunita?
Huda: Haan...woh meri bhains...
AB: (pulls his hair) Ufffff.....
Ash: (To Pappu) All the Best
(To herself) You are gonna need it a lot....