Believe it or not, but writing matrimonial ads is part of class 12th English syllabus🤪. So I decided to put my new-found knowledge to good use.
Now, as you all know, Huda has been after Naina for the past year, but now he has decided to find a new girl, a bride for himself. So, he has drafted a matrimonial ad for himself. Here it is:
Ad
Main Huda, ek shareef 😉, strong, handsome, smart, hoshiar, jaanbaaz, 15 bhainson waala jawaan kisaan-cum-fauji, apne liye ek khoobsurat si dulhan dhoond raha hoon.
Ladki bilkul meri Phoolan jaisi honi chahiye, waise hi baal, waisi hi chaal, maarne ka wohi tareeka, bas lade thoda kam...100-100 ki shart lagata hoon, meri saath koi bhi chhori zindagi bhar khush rahegi, kyunki meri Mummyji ka hum par aashirwad rahega, aur humesha meri bhainson ka mehakta saath rahega.
Lekin, ladki Phoolan jaisi hi ho......Oye, meri Phoolan mujhe bulaa rahi hai
😃,
lagta hai chhori pat gayi😉,
ab ad ki koi zaroorat nahin hai..........bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I hope I didn't hurt anybody with this ad....