Here's Major Nair in his latest avatar, Major Nair as Ratan Noora(Sunil pal's drunk character).
Venue- KMA grounds.
Nair: Cadet janon, kaise ho saalon?
Pooja: Sir😲!!!!!!!!
Nair: Apun ka naam sir nahin, mera naam hai Nair Noora, aur mujhe quota chahiye poore ka poora....(he tries to snatch Alekh's flask)
Alekh: Abe..........😡
Naina: Jaane de na Alekh, main tujhe ek nai botal dilwaungi, yeh Sir ko dede.
Alekh: Achha agar tu bolreli hai to......
Pooja: Hai re jail-return, tujhpe ringtone qurbaan....
Ali: Pooja, yeh aap kya keh rahi hain??????
Huda: Haan bhai Punjaban, meri Phoolan ke saath kisi aur ka naam mat jod..
Alekh: 🤬........
Yudi: Chill guys, sir ko dekho!!!!
(Nair has finished the flask. Alekh grumbles when he sees the empty flask.)
Nair: Haan to (hiccup).....dwill(drill) shuru karte hain. (Hic) Jo mujhe sabse pehle (hic) teen country pilayega, wohi hoga pas (hic)........
(So all cadets find three bottles each and take them to Nair. He drinks all of them. The cadets ask him who won, but....................Nair is so drunk that he can't even talk!)
Nair: Main to(hic)...ho(hic)....gaya hoon (hic) ......tight(hic).....tum sab ho gaye fail, aur sirf main (hic) hua hoon pass(hic).....kyunki main hoon Nair Noora, aur khatam karta hoon quota poora!!!!!!!!
How was it guys??Any more suggestions?