I know that neha_bbsr2005 wanted me to write about Major Nair as an Indian Idol judge, but I can't write about that since I have never watched II.
Still, I have seen Nach Baliye, and here I am going to present Major Nair as Saroj Khan!😉
Venue remains the same- KMA grounds.
Nair: Cadets. Har fauji ko physically aur mentally fit hone ke saath saath acchha dance bhi aana chaahiye. Isliye, aaj hum dance karenge. Orderly, pehla contestant announce karo.
(First come Huda and Naina, and dance on the song 'Keh do ki tum mere dil mein rahogi'(Mujhse Dosti Karogi?)
Nair: Very good cadets. cadet Naina, aapne to kamaal kar diya, lekin Huda, yeh tune kya kiya? Na sur na taal!! Tum to bhainson ki tarah naache!!!! Naina, tumhaare liye teen seetiyan.😉
(Next come Yudi(as a male, thank you!), and Alekh, dancing on the song 'Yeh mat kehna ki Michael daru peeke danga karta hai')
Nair: Gaana to bahut acchha tha, lekin choreographers ne gadbad kar di. Mere choreographers kahaan hai???? Where are the choreographers??? Yeh kya kiya aapne???? Yeh log aise dance karenge to dushman hum par hasenge.😡 Sudhar jao!!!!😡
(Last ome Pooja and Ali who dance on the song 'What is mobile no.')
Nair: Cadets, tumne mujhe rula diya😭. Kya performance thi. Tumhaare liye yeh sau rupai, aur teen seetiyan.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha........hahahahahaha.....maar sutiya.........hahahahaha.....oye guru..........hahahahahahahaha......
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Looks like Major Nair had a Siddhu relapse!
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More suggestions are welcome, and I promise that they won't be as dry as this one!!!!!!!!
And as always, I hope I haven't offended anybody......