Rajeevian Unite!
By LRLF News Service
It is true,without a doubt, that Rajeev Khandelwal is indeed the Baadshah od Indian television. Which is perhaps why,recently, criciticisms aimed at Rajeev have have been met with starong reactions from the group, who call themselves Rajeevians. This cult, which leaves no actual trace of its origins, has been left mutinous after a certain "Bravehearted" person dared to post her views on the handsome actor.
The person in question,is actually Ms Ani, popularly known as Ankesh on IF circles. An old member in the forum,she recetnly changed her id and decided to use the opportunity to play an early April Fool's prank on her fellow members. This prank,consisted of posting a thread,which greatly cricitised Rajeev,and praising the teddy bear couple of Jai and Bani from the Kekta, oops..Ekta Kapoor soap, Kasamh Se. This post,naturally infuriated fello-Rajeevians,and a full-fledged battle began on the forum. Prominent among those fighting against this battle were Zee,Sarah,Yojana,Minnie,Heer,Tish,Sai,Naila and Trupti. These stalwarts stood and fought like the very lion in Ms Braveheart's avtaar and proved that Rajeevians would always stand by Rajeev.
But unfortunately, their brave efforts were rather a dampner when the truth was finally revealed by Ms Braveheart herself. The confession,that she was none other than Ani, a much-loved and much-missed member on the forum,sent shock waves throughout. "I feel stupid, after writing such a huge lectur on why Ekta is useless and why Rajeev is the best." says Souma,one of the top defenders. Rajeevians all around are now mutinous. "We greatly missed Ani,but she didn't have to drop such bombs on us! Ab Raeevians bhi use nahin chodenge!!" says Sanaa, another Rajeevian.
In fact,so angry are the Rajeeians,that they're now planning a full-fledged court-martial for Ani,and her partner-in-crime, Heer, who it seems,knew about the truth behind the prank,yet chose to play along. At present, the lawyer defending the Rajeevian is Souma,who had also been a front runner in the support for Rajeev in Ani's thread. "We Rajeevians are innocent people,who carry great love for our mentor! We shall win this case!" meanwhile,when questioned about the disastrous turn of events,all Ani said was,"Oh my God! It was jut a prank. I don't want any court martial!" But Ani's friend Heer,is standing by her,and so is Sarah, another member fully into arguing against the first topic posted by Ani,but is now ready to forguve her, "She's my friend,and I shall stand by her side, throughout! The accusations are quite baseless, and I'm sure Ani will win the case!" At present,Ms Ani is busy deciding on her lawyer,though sources say it will most likely be Sarah.
It now remains to be seen,where this case is headed. "I shall judge this case as fairly as possible,and listen to both sides,with complete impartiality. The verdict shall be unbiased." says Kiran,the judge, on whose shoulders this case rests.Will the Rajeevians emerge victorious,or will Ani manage to convince the judge of her innocnce in the said crime. This much awaited case begins shortly,as and when members begin to pledge their support for either of the parties!
PS:All incidents mentioned in the above article are purely for the purpose of fun and entertainment. If any feelings have been hurt,the reporter greatly regrets the inconvinience caused, and offers her deepest most sincere apologies.
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