aalekh in kbc

prog.. starts the shake hands..................

srk: we hav alekh wid us........pyaar se inhe sab kaidi bulaten hai.😊

agar ye ek karor jetenge to daaruu ki factory kolenge aur baki bache paise se usi ko khareeden ge...............

srk: QS :in mein se kya ek naashila padarth hai a. daaroo b. paani c. neelu ki aankhen d. aalekh

alekh: are neelu yabhi aagaye...................daroo toh nahi hai kyun ki nashaa sharab mein hotaa toh naachti bottal.......sabka resistance apun ki tarhah toh nahi hota hai

paani ho sakta hai kyunki usmen rum milo yaa wiky use peeke sab tight ho jate hai.........par apun ne kabhi paani melakar try nahi kiya............direct bottal se...................piya hai.........................

aap aalekh par taala laga do

srk: kahaan jail mein band kar ke........................?????????????

aalekh: eeee..........khali peeli dimag ka dahi kyun kartaa hai..........apun ko pata hai apun ko dekh kar ladkiyon ko nashaa aata hai........

srk:kacha ya puka????????

alekh: tere to...............jaldi kar na

srk: galat jawab aap ne 0 rs jite hai par aap meri taraf se meri ghadi rakh lo.................are meri ghadi kahan gayi????????????????

alekh:tujhe kya lagta hai......................................................... ...

agar tu don hai toh apun double don hai!!!!!!!!! naya aur purana dono😉

this is hillarious yaar. i m still laughing. 🤣 . tooooooooo gooooooooooooooooood. keep it up!!!!! 👏

🤣 its funny but well done 😃

🤣....wahaooooooooo way to funny...lol!!!...

hehe.... 😆
dis 1 is gud..... 😊

but huda's one was better naa...??? 😉

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Awesome...

Isne toe apne IF ke don ko bhi peechey chod diya....I mean alekh obviously...😉
Swapna-Mobile 😳

😆 😆 .it was so very funny.well dun yaar.

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well done.... its damn good 😃
u write really well 👏 👏 👏 .... i'd love to see u write more.... especially on my alekh 😃