From: Chikkoo Chandok
To: Capt. Rajveer
Sub: 10:45
Dear Captain Rajveer,
as you know, our LRL office starts punctually at 9 am in the morning. it is 10.45 as of now, and we have still not gotten to see your such handsome face. May we please know the reason for you Majesty's lateness?
If it is any of the following, you might avoid suspension for being late for the 450th time this year. (The year has only 365 days, Captain.)
- Marital Issues
- Drunken/ Alcoholic problem
- Fight with your co-workers
- Sheer laziness
We hope to see you back at the office very soon.
Regards,
LRL Human Resources
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To: N Sharma
From: P Ghai: The Mobiler
Sub: Capt Late again!!
Hey Naina!
**Sigh** Captain Rajveer is late again. What do you think with Shahrukh's connection this time? Maybe his inbox is full, and he has to recharge his talktime... **sigh**.. i wish i could go out with him. he is sooo creamy..
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From: N Singh
To: A Baig
Sub: Your wife
Attachment: Capt Late again!!.doc
Your wife really loves you, no?!
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Don't disturb me under any circumstances.. I don't give a **** if the world floods down either. If you leave a message, I will probably not call you. BEEP!
Where in the name of goodness are you, Captain? Report back soon.
Don't mess around with my wife.! What have you done to her? she honestly talks more about you than me. She is MY wife, get away from here.
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To: N Singh
From: A Baig
Sub: Creamy?!?!
Cc: P Ghai
Creamy? Creamy? you never call me creamy..even after yesterday night when we did..
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This is Ali Baig, leave a message but i will probably not call you later because I am .. fondling.. my wife. BEEP
Alimus Hephaestus Baig! I don't mental pictures about what you do with my best fried. Manhandler.
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like it? as you can see that my exams are over :D:D!! and.. pretend that Ali's name is Alimus Hephaestus Baig..!! lol.. and if you like it, i might post new editions or continuations of this LRL Online. I will probably post in a new topic so that you get to read it.. hope you like it.and please reply!!
love,
Shreyasi