On the other hand.. our beloved Mogambo aka Major Bhargav was putting 'Baldwin Hair Tonic'.
Bhargav: New day, new start, new tonic.. I just hope for new hair! (hes stops and looks out of the window) Oh MY! whats that? (shouts) MAJOR MOOCHADD! what in God's name are you doing?
Nair: (running around in his boxers) Major Mogambo! HELP! this stupid orderly took away to wash my uniform as he said the smell is spreading cholera.. and now i dont have anything to wear, and i can't find my moustache curler either.
Bhargav: Moochadd! you are soooo hot!
Nair: (Sputtering) Excuse me?
Bhargav: your body! oh my god! you are soo hot and you have a six pack! please, Moochad, please.. can i kiss you?
Nair: (blushing) oh Mogambo! of course.. i've been waiting for you to say these words since you came.
(they go to hug) BUT:
BC: yeh sab kya ho raha hain yahan?!?!?!?!?!
Bhargav: Brigadier Tau!
BC: Mogambo.. i can't believe you. You're cheating on me... just last night you were professing your undying love for me. and today you kiss Moochadd! how dare you?!
Nair: What? Mogambo? you are going out with him as well?
Bhargav: NO Mocchadd! i only love you
Pooja (overhearing) aye moochadd! tere sms kya mid-raste block ho gaye?
Bhargav: Cadet Ghai! you have no business calling him Moochadd . we're going to get married, and then we'll be Mr and Mrs Mogambo!
Pooja: (thinking) Is ka to lagta hai naya sim-card lagega..
just then they say Rajveer and Huda carrying Lolita.. and Naina behind them:
Bhargav: Captain Rajveer!
Rajveer: oh no sir! call me .. Junior and Khadoos Electrician Rajveer .. because i'm leaving KMA with my to-be wife Senior Kaamwali Naina Singh and my to-be Bhainswala Amardeep Huda
Bhargav: very good Junior and Khadoos! i also want you to meet my new wife: Mrs. Moochhadd Mogambo.
(Major Nair comes out shyly in his boxers)
Rajveer promptly faints as well and joins Lolita on the ground..