She is the fainting Queen

"She is the fainting Queen …..Old as gold , but young at heart
and she in love …..

She is the fainting Queen…Come see the fainting Queen"

Do I need to spell it out ... abt who this post is ……..I do not think so …for there is only on dancing queen …….AS

This post is an attempt to make sense to her frequent fainting ………Now why do ppl faint ……I do not know , I am not a doctor …..I ran away from them ……..But …But I will out here to act like one …….

Ok …Here I go …if I do not make sense ..its natural as doctor's never make sense to me ( Handwriting wise )

1)she had her hands full with the evil trio and her brooding son …….while her brains were full of Purohitji ……So I think there was a clash between the two that possibly caused the frequent fainting

2) As One Mother was a fountain queen …. LTL thought it was right to make the other a fainting queen …. Then the water from the fountain can be used to revive the fainting queen when she faints

3) Now she could not tell Suds to shut up or Naku to walk faster or D to stop screaming , so she found her way out and fainted whenever , she wanted to Suds to stop talking or Naku to speed up or D to lower the volume …

4) Talking abt Suds …his flash lights are enough to blind a town …. But AS wanted to save her eyes for her Purohitji Or else how will he sing to Tere Naina , Tere naina

5) She wanted to disappear from PN , when the wild animals in the zoo ..Opps PN were set free ..but she could not ….so she closed her eyes thinking if she did … the animals would turn humans again ….

6) Then again maybe waiting for Kala to become a good girl or Suds to stop his "I am this or that".. Kisser to react or Leela and Roops to act , she used fall asleep

7) Oh , she used faint as she wanted to dream abt her lover boy …Arre Purohitji …..and sings duets with him ….

8) PN was a bhool bhulaiya…. Things were phunsed poor AS.. So if she wanted to go somewhere and she forgot her way …due the changing Rooms ..she fainted and she was transported or airlifted to place ………she wanted to go

I think , there might be more ... So I will think and be back ... Till then add yours

Originally posted by: scorpio10

4) Talking abt Suds 'his flash lights are enough to blind a town '. But AS wanted to save her eyes for her Purohitji Or else how will he sing to Tere Naina , Tere naina

Arre so what if AS goes blind? I know some of you'll think that I'm biased when it comes to Suds but really, if you ask me the woman has always been blind...how else do you explain the morals of all three of her daughters? Well, I suppose Kala was a piece of work all on her own...but still. And who's stopping Purohitji from singing to his lady love? I guess tere naina well just have to have a slightly readjusted meaning behind it so that it suits his blind but still dear sweetheart.

Indeed, Suds has nothing to do with her fainting and I doubt that any of the other PN members do either. AS has one of her vital organs to thank for her fainting spells: her lovelorn heart! As we all know, there is only one who knows how to help but sadly, those PN buffoons only brought him in to make predictions, never to give any treatment.

On a slightly more serious note, the fact that she is the mother of three conniving evil witches and a son who's an underworld don might have added to her heart "condition." Or not.

doctor sahab, itna bhi nahin samajhti aap

Great post Dr. Priya 😊

Whenever the attention wavered from AS for too long...fainting was the easiest way to be the center of attention again 😉

hi priya

Priyaaa , great fun filled post.. reasons well looked into,and a whole hilarious variety of them..
I think may be she was in that stage of her biological chemistry ,where she was suffering from hot flushes.. I mean she's probably in her early fifties..
Another reason could be the aristrocratic swoon ,whereby extraordinary situations ,of which many you have mentioned , come to surface, and as such it's lady like to lose equilibrium to show one's gentle disposition..
great post mate...xxhammie

You must love AS dearly priya cause none ever b4 described her so wel nor understood her this better, lol .. now you have officially completed AS ki PHD. You are too good in sattire.

Well, i think this was one way to grab attention as she never had much opportunity to say anything apart from jagadambe or dream about purohitji. How else she would be noticed by the family which was preoccupied in their own miseries, plots n plans.. None really bothered unless she hit the ground.. Also her frequent mandir trips were followed by some crisis and then the faint spells, more reason for her to invite her love to her own abode. So ultimately this was just another way to meet her adoora pyar. 😃

I will be back to comment on all posts