Ratnagiri Times ~Second Edition~

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Continued..
B.K. : (MAS) Bhau we have some viewers questions for you.
DSP (smiles) : Must be from those lovely ladies from IF. go ahead. Shoot!
B.K (looks likes those IF gals are gonna be a direct competition for me. need to be careful. Dutta is only mine😳) : Our viewer Ksh wants to know if you miss seeing baaji in ravi cholis errr i mean shirts.
DSP (suddenly sits upright) : what did you say?
B.K. (what happened) : i jsut asked if you miss seeing baaji in ravi shirts.
DSP (slowly smiles in realization) : hey i never thought of that. what a wonderful idea. i will tell baaji to borrow ravi's shirts. i know he would look divine in them. while he is at it maybe steal one for me too (smiles broadly now)
B.K (horrified)(Oh God! what have i done. where is that gal who thought of this idea) : NO! (MAS) Bhau.. Baaji looks fine as he is. so are you.. (am i kidding. you are more than fine😳)
DSP ( tries to get up from the chair) : NO! i think i should implement this brilliant idea.
B.K. (where is that gal Ksh)(desperately almost shouts): NO! (MAS) bhau you guys are really looking just fine in your own costumes. forget this ravi's shirts idea.
DSP (sits down reluctantly) : OK if you say so.
B.K. (breathes in) (thank God)
DSP : i guess i have to make do with those 2-3 pathanis of mine.
B.K. (😕) : But you have closet full of clothes?
DSP : production guys paid rent for only 2-3 of them.
B.K (😕 again) : and your lemon kurta (ah he was looking so refreshing in that), the white one(dreamy) and the orange kurta (drool) (focus Kitty).
DSP : those costumes are priced at higher rates. so when the production people fall short money they introduce "dhoka track" and i have to make do with those 2-3 pathanis.
B.K (awww my poor baby. now i feel guilty for owning 4 wardrobe full of branded clothes. my poor baby had to adjust with just 2-3) : that must be hard!
DSP (smiles putting up a brave front) : hard it is. but i am managing. it bugs only when i have to share my only 2 black pathanis with naku. she keeps on borrowing my jacket with one bahana or the other.
B.K. (bad gal. i will tell her to pack a shawl for herself next time) : sorry to hear that (MAS) Bhau. coming to next question.. our viewer hammie wants to know how do you manage to maintain your nails and hands in such a perfect and polished condition. (ahh those hands are so yummilious. i need to fix my appointment with my High-end parlour. My hands are perfect but he is giving me complex😳).
DSP (smiles) : one advantage of having so many ladies in cast. we men borrow their grooming kits.
B.K. : what all beauty treatments you under go?
DSP : i have been told that the girls of IF are crazy about my hands especially ani so i take special care of them.
B.K : and Baaji?
DSP : Facials. how do you think he manages to look so chikna!
B.K. (good point) : and Sudarshan.
DSP : he is very particular about his charming smile.
B.K (charming. oh well) : so (MAS) Bhau..
A spot boy entered the scene. he bends reverently towards DSP and says "Shoot ready hai bhau!". Dang it!!
DSP gives an apologitic smile.
"Sorry kitty. have to go. i will finish the shot and come back to you!"
B.K gives her most charming smile..
"No problem (MAS) Bhau. go ahead. i will wait.!"
DSP: "I really dont want to go but duty is duty."
B.K (i know that. my duty is my prayer too) : No worries (MAS) Bhau.
DSP leaves reluctanly.
B.K. (i think i charmed him☺️. he doesn't want to leave me😳)(ok lets catch up with other members of cast meanwhile. who is free and lounging around?. Ahh! kala😃! looks like her charanamrut session is over. Time to charm her too and uncover some more mysteries😳)
Bholi kitty walks gracefully with her long beautifully sun-tanned legs in prada stilletoes towards Kalawati.

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.scorpio10 thumbnail
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Posted: 13 years ago
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As if That over grown BG was not enough that D wants Baji to dressed in those shirts

We Can ignore Baji techni color kurtas , but not a shirt fit for 10 yr old girl on a 25+ guy
No thx u


Nd borrowing Manicure kits ...thank God he did not say he took 10 mins power nap nd in those ten mins naku took over these stuff


Btw I want to
1) what do the women of PN do ...we never have seen do anything constructive ...
2) Why does Madhu call AS ...Mumma and not Mama or Ma , mom like a normal person
Edited by scorpio10 - 13 years ago
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Posted: 13 years ago
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🤣🤣🤣🤣 "When the production fall short of money, they intro the dhoka track..." Simply howlarious!🤣🤣🤣 Loved it,Nimmi👏
Cant wait to hear what Lady Macbeth has to say.
My question for her: What other means of death & torture does she has other than the ones that she seems to pull out of her mini fridge at all ungodly hours?😆
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Posted: 13 years ago
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I am sorry BK for being the cause of your(and ours) near heart attack.
Now coming to Kala my question for her is who was cooking for her when did a coup for Patilwadi's gaddi? Was she surviving on apples only? Where were Anay and Pari during that time? Who was doing the house work? And most importantly what did she think was her biggest qualification to scare people? Her makeup?
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Nimmi love your Ratnagiri times….hilarious…🤣

Thanks Nimmi...😃... to bring more fun and laughers in to this forum.

Really enjoying it.
😊

anirka thumbnail
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Posted: 13 years ago
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🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣


Hey Nimmi rani... 🤗
Abhi toh I haven't yet finished reading first edition... and you are ready with second one...
Its really hilarious...

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Posted: 13 years ago
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Wonderful, Nimmi 😃

I am loving BK's sense of humor and you better patent (MAS) Bhau, because I have started using😆

Edit: Any news from Gabriel?
Edited by ivy_11 - 13 years ago
Banjaaran25 thumbnail
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Originally posted by: scorpio10

As if That over grown BG was not enough that D wants Baji to dressed in those shirts


We Can ignore Baji techni color kurtas , but not a shirt fit for 10 yr old girl on a 25+ guy
No thx u


Nd borrowing Manicure kits ...thank God he did not say he took 10 mins power nap nd in those ten mins naku took over these stuff


Btw I want to
1) what do the women of PN do ...we never have seen do anything constructive ...
2) Why does Madhu call AS ...Mumma and not Mama or Ma , mom like a normal person

@bold.
🤣
thanx priya..
sure will pass on the questions to B.K. she sure will come up with the answers from the PN' waasis and madhu😳..
Banjaaran25 thumbnail
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Originally posted by: ZubyDutta

🤣🤣🤣🤣 "When the production fall short of money, they intro the dhoka track..." Simply howlarious!🤣🤣🤣 Loved it,Nimmi👏

Cant wait to hear what Lady Macbeth has to say.
My question for her: What other means of death & torture does she has other than the ones that she seems to pull out of her mini fridge at all ungodly hours?😆

Zuby..
🤗..
happy you loved it😳..
Lady Macbeth.. wow sounds jsut right for apni kala tai😆..
will pass on the question to B.K. hope she gets the answer from the lady herself😳..
thanx again buddy😃..
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Posted: 13 years ago
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One thing more nimmi... your B. K. short form coincides my short form... 🤣
Ok I am in my mad form at the moment... so never mind... 😆

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