friends ab saara forum to chup chap or udas hai. shabbir ki entry se. per gyes maine socha aakhir hume bhi to use ek chance dena chaiye. Aakhir wo bhi ek talented actor hai. khair as we know ki humara show LTL to khatam ho chukka hai. or is new show "Laagi Kabhi isase kabhi usase lagan" me new Dutta means SA ki entry kaisi hogi. Just think it. Maine socha or fir socha ki apke saath share karoo.
(Jungal ke beecho beech goliiya chal rahi hai or ek aadmi black kurte me bhag raha hai. piche se kuch gunde goli chala rahe hai. bhagta hua wo ek per ke piche chip jaata hai (as per promo) wo jaise hi per ke piche se bhagne ki koisis karta hai uska kurta per me fus jaata hai)
Duuta2 – are ye kurta bhi na fir se fus gaya. ab tak char bar jagah jagah fus chukka hai. jitna time ise nikalne me lgta hoo utni der me kahi door bhag jata.
(Gunde fir se piche aa jaate hai. Dutta2 per ke piche chipa hai gunde aage nikal jaate hai. kuch der baad Dutta2 jungle se bahar nikalta hai.)
(idhar Baji Roop ko us club se churane jaa raha hai. Dutta2 bhagta hua aa raha hai tabhi use Baji dikta hai wo smile krta hai (what a weird smile). Opps sorry
Dutta2 – Baji... Baji...
Baji – koi aawaz de raha hai kya? Ye jab se PN se bhahar nikla hoo tab se lagta hai her waqt koi piche lga hua hai.
Dutta2- are Baji. Kab se aawaz de raha hoo suani nahi deta kya?
(Baji use uper se niche ghoorta hai)
Dutta2- are ghoor kya rah hai? ye bata AS or baki ghar wale thik to hai. mujhe bus unki hi fikar thi.
Baji – wo sab to thik hai per ye bata ki tu unke baare me kyun phuch raha hai?
Dutta2- kyun puch raha hai. are Baji wo mere ghar wale hai. mujhe unki fikar nahi hogi to or kise hogi.
Baji – wo kab se tere ghar wale ho gaye. Bhau ne tere ko bhi god liya hai kya?
Dutta2 – kya bkwas kar raha hai? are main hi tera Bhau hoo. Dutta shri Ram patil.
Baji – aye kya re era samjha hai kya mere ko. Tu or Bhau. Main mere bhau ko nahi pehchanta kya? Chal khali pili mera bheja mat kha nikal yaha se mere ko bhut zaroori kaam hai.
Dutta2 – are Baji tujhe kya ho gaya hai pehchan kyun nahi raha mujhe? Mera chehra haan tu mujhe mere chehre ki wazah se nahi pehchan rah hai na per main Dutta hi hoo ye dekh. Ye kala kurta. Ye gusse bhari aankhe or sun" kitni baar kaha mujhe dhokha pasand nahi hai. nahi bardast kar sakta" ye sab Dutta bolta tha na. Ab tujhe yakin hua.
Baji – oh bhau aap jo bhi ho ye black kurta na jab se mere bhau ne pehnana shuru kiya hai style icon ban gaya hai. ye ye dailog jo tu bol raha hai na ye bacche bacche ko yaad hai. isliye mera time khoti mat kar or jaa yaha se.
Dutta2- Baji meri baat sun na. Main hi Dutta hai. Nakku or Main mandir gaye the. Waha se Nana Saheb ne mere ko kidnap kraya. Fir mujhe jungle me rakha or zabrdasti mera plastic surgery krwa diya. Or mera chehra badal gaya (I don't thik ki wo isase bhi koi weird reason denge Dutta ke face change ka)
Baji – to tu kehna chahta hai ki NS ne tujhe sirf isliye kidnap krwaya kyunki wo tera chehra badlwana chahta tha. Per kyun?
Dutta 2 – kyunki wo Patilwari per raaz krna chahta hai. or uske raaste me sabse badi musibt main hoo.
Baji – to iske liye tera face change karne ki kya zaroorat thi. Wo tere ko maar bhi to sakta tha. Or agar use tere se itna hi khtra tha to tere ko kidnap karne ke baad itne dino tak pala kyun. Sidha khatam kyu nahi kr diya.
Dutta2 – ye to mujhe nahi pata? NS ne aisa kyun kiya.
Baji – dekh agar ye NS ki koi nayee chal hai to bhool jaa main kisi jhase me nahi aane wala.
Dutta 2 – Baji tu apne bhau ko nahi pehchan raha hai. are humne saath saath kitne kaam kiye hai. (Dutta2 use purane din yaad diltaa hai or Baji ko yakeen ho jata hai yahi uska Bhau hai.)
Meeting with AS
(Dutta2 Baji or Roop teeno AS ke paas pahuchte hai, AS as usual beemar hai. or khas rahi hai. jab takhumara dutta tha usne aisho aaram ki zindgi di ab jab wo nahi hai to fir do din PN se bahar bnahi raha ja rha. Achanak beemariyo ne gher liya. Nautanki kahi ki. Opps sorry again)
Dutta2 – AS aap ... itni beemar hai or aapka ilaz nahi ho pa raha.
AS – kuch nahi beta ab is umar me aisa ho hi jaata hai.
Dutta2 – aap abhi chaliye mere saath main aapka ilaz krwata hoo.
AS – shukriya beta per zindgi bhar logo ko diya hai unse ehsan lena hume manzoor nahi.
Dutta2 – ehsaan kaisa AS ye to mera furz hai.
AS – shayad dutta ne tere uper bhi koi ehsan kiya hoga mera Dutta tha hi aisa her kisi per ehsan krta rehta tha.
Dutta2 – AS aapne mujhe pehchana nahi main aapka beta hoo DSP.
(AS Dutta2 ko ek zordar thappad lagati hai.)
AS – rote huye. Bus karo. Ab humare paas hai hi kya jo tum lele aaye ho. humara dutta jab se gaya hai tab se her koi humse muh fer rah hai. or tumne to had hi kar di khud ko humara dUtta bata kar kya krna chahte ho. bolo.
Dutta2 – AS AS... aap meri baat to suniye main hi aapna beta hoo. Aap Baji se puch lijiye,
Baji – haan AS yahi humara Bhau hai, (Baji unhe puri khani sunata hai.)
AS – he bappa. Bura ho un NS ka usne humare bete ka kya haal kar diya. Humara chand jaisa beta or ab... NS aapka kbhi bhla nahi hoga.
Dutta2 – sab to yaha hai per Nakku.
Baji – Bhau wo Nakku. Wo dusri basti me rehti hai, uska yaddast gum ho gaya hai.
Dutta2 – kya?
Baji – haan Bahu. Main jab waha phucha to mere ko pata chla ki pehle to sirf airi thi fir khamosh ho gayee or uske baad jab boli to sab kuch bhool gayee.
Dutta2 – kya bola rah hai Baji. Meri nakku mere bina kya haal ho gaya hai. chal abhi hum Nakku ko lekar aate hai.
Meeting with Nakku and Digu
(Basti me Digu Nkku ki shadi ke liye parpose krta hai or Nakku haan kar deti hai. Digu khusi se Nakku ke saath dance krta hai. tabhi Dutta2 or Baji aa jaate hai.)
Dutta2 – Nakku...
(Digu or Nakku dono use palat kar dekhte hai.)
Digu – are Baji tu yaha or ye saath me kisko laya hai or ye Nakku kaun hai?
Baji – maaf krna bhai per teri lov story ki to waat lag gayee. Ye DSP hai. Nakusha matlab sahiba ka pati.
Digu – kya? Tu ye kya keh raha hai Baji?
Baji – haan digu. Ye sach hai. ye nakusha hai. meri vehni or ye uska pati. Ab ye wapus aa gya hai to tere se teri heroin chen lega.
Digu – nahi in CVs ne mere saath dhokha kiya hai. mere ko ye bol ke show me laye ki main lead hero hai. per ab ise lekar aa gaye.
Nakku – ye sab kya bate ho rahi hai.
Digu – dekh na sahiba ye log kya keh rahe hai ki tu Nakku hai or ye tera pati hai.
Nakku – kya? Per meri to yaddast hi jaa chuki hai.
Dutta2 – bataya tha Baji ne mujhe. Or main soch rha tha ki tu kahi chup chap baithi hogi apni beeti zindagi ko yad karne ki kosis kar rahi hogi. Tu hindi serial nahi dekhti kya? Are jitne bhi log apni yadast bhool jate hai wo apna pura waqt apni beeti zindgi ko yad karne me laga dete hai. lekin tu ... tu to yaha is Digu ke saath romance karne busy hai.
Nakku – iasase apko kya pareshani hai. ap ho kaun?
Dutta2 – are Nakku main... main... tu mujhe bhool gayee are main DSP hoo. Tera pati tera saab. Yaad kar mujhe hum mandir me gaye the phir waha se main kidnap ho gaya...
Nakku – (canfusion me) saab. Saab... sab kha chale gaye aap mere ko chodkar.
Dutta2 – kahin nahi gya main Nakku main tere paas hi hoo.
Naku – (piche hatkar) kaun ho tum?
Dutta2 – are main. Main DSP hoo.
Nakku – jhoot. Meri khoobsurti dekh kar teri bhi niyat bigar gayee . apne aap ko mera pati bol raha hai. main mere saab ka chehra acche se pehchanti hai. FB me bhi mere ko mere saab ka chehra saaf saaf dikhta hai.
Dutta2 – bus ye chehre ki hi to pareshani hai saari. Us NS ne mera chehra badla diya. Nakku.
Nakku – chehra badal diya per apki Aawaz. Or aapka figure.
Dutta2 – itne din NS ke kaid me rehte rehte jungli fruits khate khate meri aawaz aisi ho gaye hai. or mera wazan bhi badh gaya hai.
Nakku – or aapki hairstyle. Kya NS ne aapke liye waha koi special hair dresser bulaya tha.
Dutta2 – are nahi wo kitne dino se balo me brush nahi kiya na.
Nakku – or shayad nahaye bhi nahi isliye aapke kapro se badboo aa rahi hai.
Dutta2 – kya kroo wo log pine ko to thik se pani dete nahi the nahane ke liye kya khak denge.
Nakku – per mere ko ab bhi yakeen nahi hai ki aap saab ho.
Dutta2 – are main hi tera saab hoo Nakku. Baji bata na ise.
Baji – are haan re Nakku yahi Dutta hai tera saab.
Dutta2 – ab to tujhe yakeen ho gaya ki main hi tera saab hai. ab to mere saath ghar chal.
(Dutta2 usekw paas jakar use apne saath le jane ki kosis krta hai per Nakku faint ho jati hai. sab worried ho jate hai. kuch der baad jab Nakku ko hosh aata hai to)
Dutta2 – Nakku ... Nakku tu thik to hai.
Nakku – kaun Nakuu. Main to sahiba hai. or ap log kaun ho.
Dutta2 faint. Digu smiling. Baji confused
FRIEND YE BUS FORUMS MEMBERSKE CHEHRE PE SMILE LANE KE LIYE THA. PURA FORUMS SAD HAI. ISLIYE EK CHOTI SI KOSIS SABKE CHEHRE PE SMILE LNE KI. I HOOPE I WILL BE SUCCEED.
Note – yaha bus chahracter ki baat huyee hai kisi actor ke baare me koi baat nahi huyee. I hope maine koi rule break nahi kiya or na hi kise ke dik ko takleef pahuchi hai.