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Posted: 14 years ago
#31

Originally posted by: Moontide

Dear Bandbajao,


Muah...Muah...Muah...Muah...Muah...😊

Oh!! No, no, please don't look so shocked...Not an assault on you...I just want to kiss the hands and the brain that churned out today's episode, punched out Balu Dada's paisa phenko dialogues on the lappy.

I know the writer's been giving you knotted eyebrows and pursed lips vis-a-vis Mangoes, but please download my kisses on those hands and the brain..risky hai but...Peeleeez.

ME: yeah right you send me to the "sooli" and say it will only break your neck, but don't worry much 😆 ok kidding 😆 Chalo let me see i can download ur rain of kisses on the lappy/owner of the lappy 🤣🤣🤣

Oh Dutta!!!!!
Ole baba le...ghunchi babi...gubloo singh...gappu chweety pie...

ME: 🤣🤣🤣 What is that??? 😆

Just look at his expressions!!!
Through out the episode...grumpy...obstinate...show offing...knows he's beaten yet ridiculously hanging on to every iota of bravado...hurting like hell, almost fainting, but can't let go of his Bhau giri..even when the object of his 'aye's was plainly not impressed, let alone be intimidated.
Dutta's antics today was more like that kid who even when groggy with sleep keeps murmuring..Mujhe abhi aur khelna hai.

ME: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Dutta was acting the perfect kid. Have noticed, he always does when confronted with Male authority. He grew up amongst a lot of female attention and no one to discipline him. But it's not too late yet. What Jagtap started, Balu can carry forward.
Dutta surely needs some man-handling.

ME: I totally agree on the manhandling bit! Naku should also learn from Balu 🤣🤣 But she didnt learn from Jagtap also 🤓

But Today he was sooo school boyish. Kids often love bragging about their cuts and stitches and stuff like that and at times amongst peers they try upstaging one-another with the cut mark count. Dutta today was exactly like that...showing off his wound, saying...pehli baar nehi khayi hai maine...aur lagne ke baad bhi khada hoon tere samne, ladne ko tayar...

You mutt, can't you see this man is plainly not interested? Either in being intimidated by or in fighting you?
He's helping out for God's sake!!!!

But Thats Dutta...Under oath to suspect first, cry Dhoka, then create a scene, then sit down to think and lastly, use his brain!!
(At times it seems he turned suspicious of the doc the moment he was born and the first word he mouthed was not Ma but Dhoka)

ME: 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Yeah, Dutta and his conspiracy theories! I am sure it came at birth! 🤣🤣 What unfathomable art he has for it!

Compared to out Sher, Baji acted so much more mature. From his expression it was amply clear he loathed being called Chotu. But did he once rise to the bait? No sir, on the contrary he took it upon himself to make up for the lack of gratitude from Dutta. He truely is Dutta's better half. Loved the silent concern from Baji. His Dutta management skills were once again on show in this episode.

ME: Baji's Dutta management skills are perfect. I loved the part where he held Dutta by the left arm and said "Nako Bhau" firmly! I always loved Baji slightly more than Dutta may be because of his reasonableness in most situations!! 😳

Balu Dada's bullying style clearly stands out. He called Baji Chotu but each of his sentences had a silent "how 'bout that Kiddo?" thrown at Dutta.
His taunting style packs a lot of love and some indulgence, clearly showing he is fond of our Grumpy Goon. Has to be someone who was close to Damodar. (I'm impressed with Pankya and the uniformed other two. Finally BG's who aren't nikamme)

ME: You know, in fact Balu can teach Dutta to be sarcastic without being vitriolic on his tongue. Kya classy insults thay! 😆 And Dutta ke muh se toh aag nikalti hai 🤣

Balu's Dutta-baiting was par excellence.
Bachche ko Darane ke liye..."Raat mein rakt zyada bahta hai, malum?"
Bachche ko Chidhane ke liye..."ang ke andar ka panch litre khoon kam girega isko."
(On top of that finally someone said it to Dutta's face,..."Itna chillata hai ye!")
Bachche ko satane ke liye.."Abhi bandook side mein kiya tu,,,abhi pooch kya poochna hai" and then..."Thoda bahut goli to apan ke paas bhi tha."
Bachche ko gussa dilane.."Jaise Gadi ka malik, waise Gadi ka screw."
The cherry on top was definitely..."Tu nehi bolega to main hi bol deta hai...Dhanyawaad,...mereko madad karne diya, iske liye".
Oh! what royal screwing of Dutta re...

But I was shocked to see our Dutta wives today!!! I mean here was their man almost bleeding to death, and all these ladies could do was go gaga over Balu????? ????? ????? ????? ?????
Hey Bappa!!! What Zamaana a gaya!!!!!!!!

ME: No comments 🤣

Nanasaheb I fear has a vericose vein / water retention / joint pain type problem. Why else would he always sit with his feet up? (I'm just a wee bit worried here)
(Oh, he's also a Ferrari fan. That horse...must be a gift from Jean Todt.)

ME: OH GOD!!!! 🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣

So Kala is finally back from Africa? No wonder she's now well acquainted with the natural tendencies of wild animals.
And her..Na na Nanasaheb... Naa... sounded almost like Dilip saab!!!!!!!

ME: 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Oh yeah! The first thing she says on her return is how janwars meet each other 🤣🤣🤣 Wah wah! Kya point hai!

She too must have felt Nanasaheb is the only one in Ratnagiri who can upstage her Style wise.

ME: 🤣


Thats why she wants to forge this alliance. I admit Kala is right when claiming she is four steps ahead of Dutta, but Nanasaheb is a man who wont have difficulty in reading her mind. Woh Bhala bhi samajhte hain aur boora bhi...Kala ko samajhne mein chukenge nehi.

Now I love the pre cap 😊
Dutta had to take out all that pent up frustration (How could he forget Balu Dada's taunts) on Baji. His very personal and very willing whipping post. Ek Biwi pe Gussa nikala..
Aur Doosri pe...
...Ah finally..khoon kam hua to khoon ka khaulna bhi...

ME: I know khud toh Naku ko apne chest pe sar rakhne dega and will "wrap his left arm around her" and scream at poor Baji!!!! 😡 Baji needs a woman in his life! NOW! That is my agenda no. 2 for Dharna! 🤣🤣🤣 And I am damn serious 😳

Good that its the weekender...
Now Naku can have some privacy with her man for 48 hrs without Geckos, Superwomen and Cat ladies in looong A-liners disturbing her marital bliss.

(But knowing Naku, she will probably stick to Aayesaheb's words and not try anything that might make Dutta's mann ashaant. And can't underestimate Dutta either. The man has this super track record of falling asleep at the most opportune moments!!!)

ME: @bold: 🤣 Yeah! I didnt think of it. Naku would keep yapping Saab Saab and then turn up her head to see the donkey fast alseep 🤣, "his left arm still wrapped around Naku" 🤣🤣🤣🤣








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Posted: 14 years ago
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Originally posted by: prncz

Hi Bb loved todays Epi .

ofcourse Dutta got a show down 😆, loved the dialouges Balu Dada got today ,,i think the writer is biased towards Balu Dada , i am sure 😆, I am liking Balu Dada already ,,he reminded me of Jagtap Dada ,,
and today we had Bajji's naam karan too 😆 he is complete opp of Dutta , he did not get provoked at all ,kept his calm ,,although we could all see he scowling 😆, Balu Dada was all provocative today 😆
only me wondering, is he connected to our Sanjay rao 🤔
Nana 's reaction to his being there was an indiaction Balu Dada is Dutta's Ally as minaxi said a loop hole in Nana's Charkhaview ,,

@ Ely ,,I knw u will be jumping and doing conga ,, seeing Sexy err Snaky Kala back ,,,me too happy will get to read ur anlysis 's on KALA😆
@ moony loved your review ,,
OMG 🤣
But Thats Dutta...Under oath to suspect first, cry Dhoka, then create a scene, then sit down to think and lastly, use his brain!!
(At times it seems he turned suspicious of the doc the moment he was born and the first word he mouthed was not Ma but Dhoka)
so well u have captured and penned this 🤣
" He called Baji Chotu but each of his sentences had a silent "how 'bout that Kiddo?" thrown at Dutta. "
But you got the cake for this
:But I was shocked to see our Dutta wives today!!! I mean here was their man almost bleeding to death, and all these ladies could do was go gaga over Balu????? ????? ????? ????? ?????
Hey Bappa!!! What Zamaana a gaya!!!!!!!!"
you are so rite ,all of them are gaga over Balu ,kya Zamana aa gaya 🤣
thnks BB for this wonderful epi and thank u Ana and Moony for your hilarious reviews
Raj



ME: I am sure dear that there is more to Balu than we can see. It won't just be that much that he came for since he had a complete "promo" dedicated to his entry last week and then one and a half episode 😆😆 Lets see what is up his sleeve! Yeah, Nana sure looked very mad knowing he had come to help Dutta so clearly he is not someone Nana sees as a threat for Dutta, but for himself. I hope we get this Sanjayrao fast now 😆 Thanks for your comment dear 😳

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Posted: 14 years ago
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Edited by Moontide - 14 years ago
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Posted: 14 years ago
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Originally posted by: Elysia

I'm lovin' this new character already (Moon, don't you start now). I mean, his attitude just cracks me up because it pisses off Dutta. The way he stepped up close to Dutta - even though he's way short - and the way he leaned in close to study the wound on his arm was just awesome. This dude has guts and he likes provoking/challenging Dutta. It is rather interesting. The chemistry between Dutta and him. Kind of reminds me of the chemistry between him and Jagtap, yet there is something new and different about it.
Dutta 😆 He keeps shouting "aye" and even in major pain he has to act all macho and challenge the guy. Uff, only Dutta knows how to be scarily patronizing while furious at the same time and make it look hot 😍 The way he bent down on the dude's level and was all akdu... sigh. That was Dutta during JMM1, as I recall. Lovely.
OMIGOD. LMAO 🤣 "... itna chillata hai ye... aang ke andar ka paanch litre khoon kam girega isko..." 🤣 I love this guy. (Moon, I mean it. Don't you start.)
"... tum saare %#%# chuhe?" 🤣 Omigod, it keeps getting better and better. Nana is royally PMS. Uh-oh. He totally reminded me of Dutta right then. The way he shouted that "ek kaam theek se nahi kar sakte" 😆
"... abhi bandook side mein kiya tu... pooch jo poochna hai..." This dude has style. Who named him Balu?
"... saala pura hawa nikala tera..." LMAO 🤣 He's a genious! Loving his dialogues and his attitude and the way he just chuckles at Dutta. LOL 😆 Dude can't be bad.
"... saala ek screw ne dimaag ka dahi bana diya..." and "... jaisa gadi ka malik waisa gadi ka screw..." OMIGOD 🤣 The writer was so on a roll with this episode. One punchline after another 😆
Dutta's taking the insults pretty well so far. Probably because he's in pain.
"... dhanyawaad... mero madad karne diya iskeliye..." 🤣 No words. Speechless 😆

ORANGE: You side with a man who pisses off Dutta and you crack up because of it. You find him interesting, awesome, challenging, your held speechless by his Dutta baiting AND find a lot of chemistry with him...Baji was there too, you can't claim he loves the man any less, But noted a marked difference in your response pattern and that of Baji's. Well as they say...actions speak more than words!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RED: If ever there was a public proclamation...!!!!!!!!!
GREEN: Yet amongst all your Balu-ravings, Ravindra ji holds your eyes...🤔
BLUE: Did I say a word???!!!!???!!
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Posted: 14 years ago
#36

yeah yuvi Naku is as unpredictable as Dutta 😆 I just hope no more injuries happen if one pushes the other 🤣 lol yh jus imagine tht bt hpefuly naku wnt repeat her mistake n mention nana wen dutta is in a romantic mood...however i do doubt it for she does seem 2 sumtyms becos the KMH herself...lol

bribing??? 🤣🤣🤣 ok try it and see. chocolates might just work, but i think the Roops-Baji gang also has a lot of chocolates 🤣🤣🤣i will giv u double or triple the amount they giv u...lol... 😆 there is mre demand for madhu-baji tho...isnt it ana n moon?😉😆
that man has his style. i think most of us are thinking he is sanjayrao... yeah "ziddi pati" was what jagtap called him😆 but see, today he respects jagtap only 😆 Dutta needs someone to spank him off and on. Naku should learn to use the rod 🤣🤣🤣 yh he does doesnt he? its always those tht giv him the attitude/stand up 2 him tht seem 2 gt thru to him...well in the case of jagtap it sure did...n evn naku... cos it was naku's fearless talks n bak bak tht changed dutta as a person... which amazed him as to hw she cud tell him off while the rest of the world feared him... i miss jagtap bt i reali liked hw his existence remained in LTL despite dying last yr...like during the recent JMM track, dutta recalled jagtap n evn the basti ppl wer jagtap dada's followers...thts summut i reali liked abt LTL..😃

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Posted: 14 years ago
#37

chocolates for BB (or a bribe wteva u like 2 call it...lol)

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Posted: 14 years ago
#38
Yuvi tum aage badoh...hum tumhaare saath hain...
And after having taken a look at your bribe I don't think the writer can deny us.
Having seen your case full og goodies, my only worry is Bandbajao may not be able to resist much. Beech raast mein hi...the Bribe amount will lessen when it finally reaches the writer.
*pops three pieces in mouth* mmm..wyat I wyas shyayyyinggg...kya Yitnya wopen Ghus dena thyyik hyyogaa??? *munch munch munch*????
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Posted: 14 years ago
#39

Originally posted by: Moontide

Yuvi tum aage badoh...hum tumhaare saath hain...

And after having taken a look at your bribe I don't think the writer can deny us.
Having seen your case full og goodies, my only worry is Bandbajao may not be able to resist much. Beech raast mein hi...the Bribe amount will lessen when it finally reaches the writer.
*pops three pieces in mouth* mmm..wyat I wyas shyayyyinggg...kya Yitnya wopen Ghus dena thyyik hyyogaa??? *munch munch munch*????

😆😆😆😆 dno abt BB bt it seems ur tryin 2 eye the bribe... come on moon u wnt BM 2 dnt ya...well come on time 2 raid some more shops...hehe.. n ur cumin along with me... sum1 catches us u cn go 2 jail while i go deliver the chocs 2 the writers...😆😆😆😆 i hpe BB sees this bribe😆😆
Edited by Yuvika_15 - 14 years ago
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Posted: 14 years ago
#40

Originally posted by: Yuvika_15

😆😆😆😆 dno abt BB bt it seems ur tryin 2 eye the bribe... come on moon u wnt BM 2 dnt ya...well come on time 2 raid some more shops...hehe.. n ur cumin along with me... sum1 catches us u cn go 2 jail while i go deliver the chocs 2 the writers...😆😆😆😆 i hpe BB sees this bribe😆😆

Anything for Baji...jail jaane se darnge nehi...BM demand mein I'm with you, you know that.
But
Mera main demand usse badalta nehi...
Baji ne bhi apne kamre ki tanhaiyon mein mirror ke saamne khada hoke bola hai...
..."Main sirf aur sirf tera hai Bhau...tera hai re Dutta!!!!"

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