my fav were-
Jaan ki baazi, zubaan ki baazi pharak hai
dhande-vaande ki baat hum gandhe logo pe chod do.
dahina haath sard gaya.(the sheer pompousness of it all was good)
bakwaas kar rahe ho tum dono
tera pati tere paas hai par tu khush nahi, mera pati mujhse dur hai phir bhi main bahut khush hai.
.....add more to the list as an ode to the gr8 writer.